I’m an only child and I want a lot of things, and I want them now.

1. To Make Out & Get Messy In A Cake Vault.

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2. To Make Out In America's Most Haunted Bed & Breakfast: Myrtles Plantation.

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3. To Make Out After Eating Bruce Willis Thin Mints.

4. To Make Out On Top Of & Under This Piano Table.

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5.To Make Out On The Grass Side of This Tennis Court After Winning in Straight Sets.

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6. To Make Out With A Guy Brave Enough To Wear This Shirt.

7. To Make Out On A Blanket Surrounded By Bulldog Ponies (eating red velvet cupcakes).

8. To Cruise Around The Globe For Years In My Make Out Blimp.

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)