I’m an only child and I want a lot of things, and I want them now.

1. To Play Ping Pong Naked with Henry Miller.

2. A Home For Boyfriend Material.

3.Marc Jacobs Zipper Earrings.

(source)

4. The Fastest Light Cycle On The Grid.

5. To Front A Successful Doo-Wop Group and Tour Europe With Twin Asian Back Up Singers.

Bonus**

6. A Daughter Who Skateboards.

7. A Fada Plastic Bullet Radio.

8. An Island in The Maldives.

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

• 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
• 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
• 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
• 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
• 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
• 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
• 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
• 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
• 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
• 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)