I’m an only child and I want a lot of things, and I want them now.
1. A Cheeseburger Motorcycle

2. Jellyfish Specimens
3. Gabriel Urist Wu Tang Earrings
4. A Jurassic Park Bomber Jacket in Paul Reiser Mad About You Colors
5. Face Booties

*Bonus
6. To Watch Unsolved Mysteries: The Ultimate Collection….

7. … While Drinking Orange Pellegrino on This Couch

**Bonus
8. Super Powers.

fembot of the future
January 15, 2010 at 3:15 pmfembot of the past
January 15, 2010 at 3:24 pmthis is way fucking cooler: http://bit.ly/4u61Ap
January 15, 2010 at 3:43 pmagreed w shea. so awesome.
January 15, 2010 at 4:21 pmLIBBY! GET ME THAT FEMME-BIKE. I’LL GIVE YOU 50 BJ’S!!!!!!
January 15, 2010 at 4:55 pmBTW Libby, I’ve been saving that image on my computer for 2 years now waiting for the right moment to bust it out in an event flyer or make a t-shirt out of it and now you’ve gone and ruined my life.
January 15, 2010 at 5:09 pmThe Robert Stack memorial documentary extra on the Scariest Ghost Stories box set rules.
January 16, 2010 at 12:20 am












OMG. I want EVERYTHING in that last photo! EVERYTHING!
January 15, 2010 at 3:10 pm