I'm also the kingpin of an all-female cocaine smuggling ring.
Jesus Christ.
Colombian born lingerie model Angie Valencia hung up her bra and panties to concentrate full time on a more lucrative career, running a transatlantic drug smuggling operation. Valencia hired young models as mules to bring cocaine from South America to The Geldof daughters in the UK.
Apparently Angie wasn't too good at the whole international narco-military complex, she lasted only a year before a loose lipped model brought down her burgeoning empire.
But right after customs busted the model, holding with 55 kilos of Cocaine in her luggage, Angie disappeared into the Argentine night and remains at large.
WHERE COULD SHE BE BESIDES LENNY KRAVITZ'S PENTHOUSE?!?!?
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
I smell a "Made for TV" movie!
a model getting caught up in drugs? what the fuck?
this storyline wouldve doubled the quality of that movie Maria Full of Grace