Breaking News!
Ray J *might have* proposed to Whitney Houston. Maybe.
The alleged proposal happened over the phone Tuesday, and she allegedly said she’d “think about it.”
To bring you up to speed,
Whitney Houston is like 50 years old and batshit and used to be married to Bobby Brown, also batshit, of New Edition. They even had a reality show for a while that was AWESOME where they just went around talking about dootie bubbles and going to Bobby’s court hearings . Kinda like Britney and KFed’s show “Chaotic,” except amazingly that one totally sucked.
Ray J, on the other hand, is Brandy’s little brother and he’s like 25. And he already has a sex tape out there with Kim Kardashian.
Apparently, he and Houston, or “Whit-J” (barf), have been an item since they went to some boxing match together in Vegas a month ago.
But in this interview with Essence, Ray J is being totes shady about whether or not the proposal is for real, instead bigging up the young men of today for getting down with the cougars.
“Essence.com: (Laughs) Did you propose to Whitney over the phone—I would hope not through the wire?
Ray J: I congratulate all the young men with the older women who are helping these young men to grow and the young men for keeping the excitement in a beautiful woman’s life.
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Essence.com: And does that also mean congratulations to you and Whitney?
R.J.: (Laughs) I’d like to congratulate Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey.”
Soooo did he propose or not? Is this relationship for real or just a publicity stunt to drum up sales around his mediocre single, “Sexy Can I?” When is Bobby Brown going to beat the dootie bubbles out of this kid for stealing his womans?
Still, don’t care? Right. And neither do the 492 commenters on Mediatakout.com (http://www.mediatakeout.com/23756/ray_j_to_whitney_houston_-_lets_get_married.html), which broke the “story.”
Anyway, back to following the R Kelly trial.
Abbey,
Since you are the only person that seems in tune with the hip-hop scene/schedule in DC, I should be able to RSS just your posts. Keep up the good work.
categorically untrue, but i appreciate the sentiment.
May 22, 2008 at 4:36 pmI get Mariah Carey. Almost. She’s just a *little* crazy, and she’s still pretty damn rich. Whitney Houston on the other hand is a full-on hazard, like bug chasing. outside of some sick suicidal thrill I don’t see the payoff.
May 22, 2008 at 4:51 pmWhitney is looking so messed up
it’s so sad, what a loss, what a great voice
and her boobs need some serious help from my dad:
http://www.rejuvenationcenter.com
we’ll even give you a discount Whit-J
May 22, 2008 at 7:15 pmps, Ray J was at Ibiza last night. anyone go?
yeah…
They better take good pictures of whatever rock he puts on her finger because you know she’s going to smoke that shit.
May 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm