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Giveaway: Taxlo ft. Peaches/ Men / Ponytail ZOMG

Giveaway: Taxlo ft. Peaches/ Men / Ponytail ZOMG

November 11, 2009 by Libby

We have on pair of tickets to giveaway to this Thursday’s TAXLO extravaganza featuring HBIC Peaches, the other HBIC Men (from Le Tigre) and that tiny HBIC Molly and her band Ponytail.

All you have to do to win is tell us who you think is the HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE.

I’ll go first:

Q Says:

I think it’s Michelle Obama. Smart. Fierce outfits. Killer Arms. Scary Eyebrows. Say what you want about the president and his politics. But Pres O answers to her and it seems she is getting more things accomplished than him. (starting a new mentorship with girls in the inner-city)She defs wears the pants in that family. And by the looks of her, I wouldnt cross her if I were you.

November 11, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Gem Says:

Peaches Christ Superstar! Mary Magdalene is the HBIC, for sure. Peaches is the reason for the season, afterall… oh wait… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn7exBrCiUI

November 11, 2009 at 1:46 pm
angela Says:

thats jessica walters, she was just in 90210

November 11, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Geoff Says:

oprah winfrey is hands down, the HBIC.

November 11, 2009 at 2:13 pm
charlotte Says:

You guys, I think I found what you’re looking for: http://www.myspace.com/niquepoo13920

November 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Svetlana Says:

Speaking of HBIC, EVERYONE read this: http://shitshow.brightestyoungthings.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=407&page=1#Item_0

November 11, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Adam Says:

Joan Rivers, forever and ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAw-FBuieNY

November 11, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Amanda Says:

I’m going to be predictable and say Anna Wintour, but according to Google (yes, I googled it) the HBIC is Tiffany Pollard.

November 11, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Shay Says:

HBIC = any of my drag queen friends…

November 11, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Brady Says:

The HBIC has to be Molly.
Or Jesus.
Jesus did have womanlike long hair, and wore sandals (flipflops). Yes that’s my basis for womaly status.
Molly’s ponytail is wonderfully in charge in the Baltimore area, and deserves to be voted as the HBIC.

PS- As a way to suck up, I’ll say the true HBIC is the author of this lovely giveaway, Libby.

November 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm
lmflb Says:

Technicallyyy, new york does own the crown of the HBIC. Butttt, I’m gonna have to go with LADY GAGA for sure.

November 11, 2009 at 3:36 pm
joseph Says:

none of yall have nothing against this girl. she silenced the word for 5 minutes!!!! Sazuki is definitely HBIC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQmz6Rbpnu0

November 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Timmy Reed Says:

Sheila Dixon. For now.

November 11, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Sean Cammack Says:

Ummmmm clearly Lady Gaga… move over Madonna, Britney and Christina. She is so unique and different and bringing a well needed change to the pop scene. Pop ate my heart!!

Love her!!!!

November 11, 2009 at 3:40 pm
fuckthepainaway Says:

This bitch is our lovely speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi

November 11, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Kyle Roberts Says:

ellen degeneres. riiiiiiiight

November 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Caleb Moore Says:

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/02/pposey.jpg

yes, that dog is def the HBIC.
or maybe it’s parker posey.

November 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Mel Says:

Jenna Fischer from the Office. She’s the cock AND the balls.

November 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm
megan Says:

either New York or my momma

November 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Taryn Says:

November 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Jay Laws Says:

Emily Rabbit is the HBIC. If you dont know…you better ask somebody

November 11, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Taryn Says:

Karen Delaney St. Croix Popeil Walker Finster-Walker (from Will and Grace) is the Head Queen Bitchiest Bitch of them all.

November 11, 2009 at 3:46 pm
brittany Says:

Dolly Parton is HBIC to infinity.

November 11, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Sarah Says:

HBIC of bitchin’:

SP

HBIC of being bitchin’:

MS

November 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm
f***thepainaway Says:

speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi

November 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm
baltimoreangelabuzzard Says:

k-swift
diamanda galas
or nina simone

November 11, 2009 at 3:51 pm
baltimoreangelabuzzard Says:

no wait. KATE BUSH.

November 11, 2009 at 3:51 pm
dutchmo Says:

bon qui qui

November 11, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Tom Says:

That bizarrely enough looks like a goddamned hybrid of Amy Sedaris and Lauren Hutton. She must be in charge…shit.

November 11, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Tru3 Says:

The HBIC is yo momma.
duh.

November 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm
roman Says:

who ever can get me these free tickets is the HeadBitchInCharge.

November 11, 2009 at 4:09 pm
jaime Says:

__Nancy Pelosi__

http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/images/Nancy%20Pelosi.jpg

November 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Nick Says:

Clearly, it’s Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester on Glee.
“That’s sloppy! You’re sloppy babies!!!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksqptvLOcJQ&feature=related

November 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm
pts Says:

perez is the hbic

November 11, 2009 at 4:20 pm
devin Says:

tt tha arti$t is def the HBIC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgLxtmXqp8

November 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Monique Crabb Says:

November 11, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Monique Crabb Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVggOFaqBs

November 11, 2009 at 4:57 pm
andrew klein Says:

etta james is most certainly the HBIC for she can sing the pants off any man

November 11, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Marybeth Mareski Says:

I had to type in “angela merkel boobs” to find this.

http://delicacies.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/angelas.jpg

November 11, 2009 at 5:14 pm
j gavin heck Says:

The HBIC is sheila dixon, don’t f with her or she might go all grinch on ya.

November 11, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Dianna Says:

John Waters.

November 11, 2009 at 5:21 pm
jess Says:

The HBIC is most definitely H1N1, suckin the life right outta ya.

November 11, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Dayna Says:

Carmen Sandiego.

November 11, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Brian Says:

My cat, James Brown.

November 11, 2009 at 6:00 pm
kelly anne Says:

gossip girl.

November 11, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Asian Mark Says:

The HBIC is Kathleen Turner with her cock lovin ass and smokers cough voice. She would rip your dick of while sipping a martini then get off on it!!!

November 11, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Jodie Says:

me and all of my new teacher friends surviving through our first year teaching in the baltimore city public schools.

November 11, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Kyrawr Says:

that girl from twilight. a) She’s a bitch and b) she controls robert patterson who in turn controls the whims and allowances of a veritable army of hysteric adolescent girls worldwide. Now THAT’s power.

November 11, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Leah Lucci Says:

Man, there are so many great answers already that I concur with…but I gotta say, LADIES even if your only double A, but your thinking XXX, YOU are the HBIC!!!

November 11, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Carly Says:

new york from flavor of love/i love new york!

November 11, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Hollis Says:

The Virgin Mary……duh

November 11, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Sophia Says:

I am not much of a pop fiend, but have you seen gaga’s newest music vid?!

vodka, sex trafficking, russian mafia, and chain mail galore!

November 11, 2009 at 8:12 pm
queen bitch Says:

The head bitch in charge is me. Respect.

November 11, 2009 at 8:20 pm
lucky Says:

Hillary…just ask Bill.

November 11, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Maxi Says:

Beyonce aka sasha FIERCE!

November 11, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Carissa Says:

peaches of course!

November 11, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Jessie Says:

Holly Golightly is the HBIC!!

November 11, 2009 at 9:59 pm
G.M. Says:

Gotta be Beth Ditto.

November 11, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Devo Says:

Angela Merkl is the HBIC… that bitch runs Germany which has the largest economy in the EU…

November 12, 2009 at 12:11 am
Lindsay Says:

Michael Jackson easily

November 12, 2009 at 12:53 am
Karolyn Cherry S. Says:

Okay, easy……Nancy Pelosi. One woman, one coast, one vote…changing healthcare forever. Insane. That’s one tough B****. Everyone just bow.

November 12, 2009 at 4:08 am
Gibby Says:

John Waters

November 12, 2009 at 8:20 am
Brooke Says:

me. duh.

November 12, 2009 at 10:48 am
zoe Says:

kelis! she’s a boss!

November 12, 2009 at 11:49 am
Lincoln Deming Says:

Keenan Orr, Jackie O, kid sister, Madonna, and my mom.

November 12, 2009 at 6:50 pm
AARON THE CHODE Says:

too easy…. mother goose

November 18, 2009 at 7:18 pm