We have on pair of tickets to giveaway to this Thursday's TAXLO extravaganza featuring HBIC Peaches, the other HBIC Men (from Le Tigre) and that tiny HBIC Molly and her band Ponytail.
All you have to do to win is tell us who you think is the HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE.
I'll go first:

Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
I think it's Michelle Obama. Smart. Fierce outfits. Killer Arms. Scary Eyebrows. Say what you want about the president and his politics. But Pres O answers to her and it seems she is getting more things accomplished than him. (starting a new mentorship with girls in the inner-city)She defs wears the pants in that family. And by the looks of her, I wouldnt cross her if I were you.
Peaches Christ Superstar! Mary Magdalene is the HBIC, for sure. Peaches is the reason for the season, afterall... oh wait...
thats jessica walters, she was just in 90210
oprah winfrey is hands down, the HBIC.
You guys, I think I found what you're looking for: http://www.myspace.com/niquepoo13920
Speaking of HBIC, EVERYONE read this: http://shitshow.brightestyoungthings.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=407&page=1#Item_0
Joan Rivers, forever and ever
I'm going to be predictable and say Anna Wintour, but according to Google (yes, I googled it) the HBIC is Tiffany Pollard.
HBIC = any of my drag queen friends...
The HBIC has to be Molly.
Or Jesus.
Jesus did have womanlike long hair, and wore sandals (flipflops). Yes that's my basis for womaly status.
Molly's ponytail is wonderfully in charge in the Baltimore area, and deserves to be voted as the HBIC.
PS- As a way to suck up, I'll say the true HBIC is the author of this lovely giveaway, Libby.
Technicallyyy, new york does own the crown of the HBIC. Butttt, I'm gonna have to go with LADY GAGA for sure.
none of yall have nothing against this girl. she silenced the word for 5 minutes!!!! Sazuki is definitely HBIC.
Sheila Dixon. For now.
Ummmmm clearly Lady Gaga... move over Madonna, Britney and Christina. She is so unique and different and bringing a well needed change to the pop scene. Pop ate my heart!!
Love her!!!!
This bitch is our lovely speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi
ellen degeneres. riiiiiiiight
yes, that dog is def the HBIC.
or maybe it's parker posey.
Jenna Fischer from the Office. She's the cock AND the balls.
either New York or my momma
Emily Rabbit is the HBIC. If you dont know...you better ask somebody
Karen Delaney St. Croix Popeil Walker Finster-Walker (from Will and Grace) is the Head Queen Bitchiest Bitch of them all.
Dolly Parton is HBIC to infinity.
HBIC of bitchin':
SP
HBIC of being bitchin':
MS
speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi
k-swift
diamanda galas
or nina simone
no wait. KATE BUSH.
bon qui qui
That bizarrely enough looks like a goddamned hybrid of Amy Sedaris and Lauren Hutton. She must be in charge...shit.
The HBIC is yo momma.
duh.
who ever can get me these free tickets is the HeadBitchInCharge.
__Nancy Pelosi__
Clearly, it's Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester on Glee.
"That's sloppy! You're sloppy babies!!!"
perez is the hbic
tt tha arti$t is def the HBIC.
etta james is most certainly the HBIC for she can sing the pants off any man
I had to type in "angela merkel boobs" to find this.
The HBIC is sheila dixon, don't f with her or she might go all grinch on ya.
John Waters.
The HBIC is most definitely H1N1, suckin the life right outta ya.
Carmen Sandiego.
My cat, James Brown.
gossip girl.
The HBIC is Kathleen Turner with her cock lovin ass and smokers cough voice. She would rip your dick of while sipping a martini then get off on it!!!
me and all of my new teacher friends surviving through our first year teaching in the baltimore city public schools.
that girl from twilight. a) She's a bitch and b) she controls robert patterson who in turn controls the whims and allowances of a veritable army of hysteric adolescent girls worldwide. Now THAT's power.
Man, there are so many great answers already that I concur with...but I gotta say, LADIES even if your only double A, but your thinking XXX, YOU are the HBIC!!!
new york from flavor of love/i love new york!
The Virgin Mary......duh
I am not much of a pop fiend, but have you seen gaga's newest music vid?!
vodka, sex trafficking, russian mafia, and chain mail galore!
The head bitch in charge is me. Respect.
Hillary...just ask Bill.
Beyonce aka sasha FIERCE!
peaches of course!
Holly Golightly is the HBIC!!
Gotta be Beth Ditto.
Angela Merkl is the HBIC... that bitch runs Germany which has the largest economy in the EU...
Michael Jackson easily
Okay, easy......Nancy Pelosi. One woman, one coast, one vote...changing healthcare forever. Insane. That's one tough B****. Everyone just bow.
John Waters
me. duh.
kelis! she's a boss!
Keenan Orr, Jackie O, kid sister, Madonna, and my mom.
too easy.... mother goose