We have on pair of tickets to giveaway to this Thursday’s TAXLO extravaganza featuring HBIC Peaches, the other HBIC Men (from Le Tigre) and that tiny HBIC Molly and her band Ponytail.
All you have to do to win is tell us who you think is the HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE.
I’ll go first:
Peaches Christ Superstar! Mary Magdalene is the HBIC, for sure. Peaches is the reason for the season, afterall… oh wait… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn7exBrCiUI
November 11, 2009 at 1:46 pmthats jessica walters, she was just in 90210
November 11, 2009 at 1:56 pmoprah winfrey is hands down, the HBIC.
November 11, 2009 at 2:13 pmYou guys, I think I found what you’re looking for: http://www.myspace.com/niquepoo13920
November 11, 2009 at 2:15 pmSpeaking of HBIC, EVERYONE read this: http://shitshow.brightestyoungthings.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=407&page=1#Item_0
November 11, 2009 at 2:28 pmJoan Rivers, forever and ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAw-FBuieNY
I’m going to be predictable and say Anna Wintour, but according to Google (yes, I googled it) the HBIC is Tiffany Pollard.
November 11, 2009 at 2:46 pmHBIC = any of my drag queen friends…
November 11, 2009 at 3:10 pmThe HBIC has to be Molly.
Or Jesus.
Jesus did have womanlike long hair, and wore sandals (flipflops). Yes that’s my basis for womaly status.
Molly’s ponytail is wonderfully in charge in the Baltimore area, and deserves to be voted as the HBIC.
PS- As a way to suck up, I’ll say the true HBIC is the author of this lovely giveaway, Libby.
November 11, 2009 at 3:33 pmTechnicallyyy, new york does own the crown of the HBIC. Butttt, I’m gonna have to go with LADY GAGA for sure.
November 11, 2009 at 3:36 pmnone of yall have nothing against this girl. she silenced the word for 5 minutes!!!! Sazuki is definitely HBIC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQmz6Rbpnu0
November 11, 2009 at 3:38 pmSheila Dixon. For now.
November 11, 2009 at 3:39 pmUmmmmm clearly Lady Gaga… move over Madonna, Britney and Christina. She is so unique and different and bringing a well needed change to the pop scene. Pop ate my heart!!
Love her!!!!
November 11, 2009 at 3:40 pmThis bitch is our lovely speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi
November 11, 2009 at 3:41 pmellen degeneres. riiiiiiiight
November 11, 2009 at 3:42 pmhttp://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/02/pposey.jpg
yes, that dog is def the HBIC.
or maybe it’s parker posey.
Jenna Fischer from the Office. She’s the cock AND the balls.
November 11, 2009 at 3:42 pmeither New York or my momma
November 11, 2009 at 3:43 pmEmily Rabbit is the HBIC. If you dont know…you better ask somebody
November 11, 2009 at 3:46 pmKaren Delaney St. Croix Popeil Walker Finster-Walker (from Will and Grace) is the Head Queen Bitchiest Bitch of them all.
November 11, 2009 at 3:46 pmDolly Parton is HBIC to infinity.
November 11, 2009 at 3:46 pmspeaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi
November 11, 2009 at 3:49 pmk-swift
diamanda galas
or nina simone
no wait. KATE BUSH.
November 11, 2009 at 3:51 pmbon qui qui
November 11, 2009 at 3:55 pmThat bizarrely enough looks like a goddamned hybrid of Amy Sedaris and Lauren Hutton. She must be in charge…shit.
November 11, 2009 at 3:57 pmThe HBIC is yo momma.
duh.
who ever can get me these free tickets is the HeadBitchInCharge.
November 11, 2009 at 4:09 pm__Nancy Pelosi__
http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/images/Nancy%20Pelosi.jpg
November 11, 2009 at 4:19 pmClearly, it’s Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester on Glee.
“That’s sloppy! You’re sloppy babies!!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksqptvLOcJQ&feature=related
November 11, 2009 at 4:19 pmperez is the hbic
November 11, 2009 at 4:20 pmtt tha arti$t is def the HBIC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgLxtmXqp8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVggOFaqBs
November 11, 2009 at 4:57 pmetta james is most certainly the HBIC for she can sing the pants off any man
November 11, 2009 at 5:10 pmI had to type in “angela merkel boobs” to find this.
http://delicacies.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/angelas.jpg
November 11, 2009 at 5:14 pmThe HBIC is sheila dixon, don’t f with her or she might go all grinch on ya.
November 11, 2009 at 5:20 pmJohn Waters.
November 11, 2009 at 5:21 pmThe HBIC is most definitely H1N1, suckin the life right outta ya.
November 11, 2009 at 5:36 pmCarmen Sandiego.
November 11, 2009 at 5:58 pmMy cat, James Brown.
November 11, 2009 at 6:00 pmgossip girl.
November 11, 2009 at 6:21 pmThe HBIC is Kathleen Turner with her cock lovin ass and smokers cough voice. She would rip your dick of while sipping a martini then get off on it!!!
November 11, 2009 at 6:35 pmme and all of my new teacher friends surviving through our first year teaching in the baltimore city public schools.
November 11, 2009 at 6:50 pmthat girl from twilight. a) She’s a bitch and b) she controls robert patterson who in turn controls the whims and allowances of a veritable army of hysteric adolescent girls worldwide. Now THAT’s power.
November 11, 2009 at 7:28 pmMan, there are so many great answers already that I concur with…but I gotta say, LADIES even if your only double A, but your thinking XXX, YOU are the HBIC!!!
November 11, 2009 at 7:44 pmnew york from flavor of love/i love new york!
November 11, 2009 at 7:48 pmThe Virgin Mary……duh
November 11, 2009 at 7:50 pmI am not much of a pop fiend, but have you seen gaga’s newest music vid?!
vodka, sex trafficking, russian mafia, and chain mail galore!
November 11, 2009 at 8:12 pmThe head bitch in charge is me. Respect.
November 11, 2009 at 8:20 pmHillary…just ask Bill.
November 11, 2009 at 8:41 pmBeyonce aka sasha FIERCE!
November 11, 2009 at 8:47 pmpeaches of course!
November 11, 2009 at 9:35 pmHolly Golightly is the HBIC!!
November 11, 2009 at 9:59 pmGotta be Beth Ditto.
November 11, 2009 at 10:52 pmAngela Merkl is the HBIC… that bitch runs Germany which has the largest economy in the EU…
November 12, 2009 at 12:11 amMichael Jackson easily
November 12, 2009 at 12:53 amOkay, easy……Nancy Pelosi. One woman, one coast, one vote…changing healthcare forever. Insane. That’s one tough B****. Everyone just bow.
November 12, 2009 at 4:08 amJohn Waters
November 12, 2009 at 8:20 amme. duh.
November 12, 2009 at 10:48 amkelis! she’s a boss!
November 12, 2009 at 11:49 amKeenan Orr, Jackie O, kid sister, Madonna, and my mom.
November 12, 2009 at 6:50 pmtoo easy…. mother goose
November 18, 2009 at 7:18 pm
I think it’s Michelle Obama. Smart. Fierce outfits. Killer Arms. Scary Eyebrows. Say what you want about the president and his politics. But Pres O answers to her and it seems she is getting more things accomplished than him. (starting a new mentorship with girls in the inner-city)She defs wears the pants in that family. And by the looks of her, I wouldnt cross her if I were you.
November 11, 2009 at 1:30 pm