In terms of ultimate raging, this Saturday @ Taxlo looks beyond promising.
Check this out:
SATURDAY, APRIL 4
TAXLO: CULLEN STALIN'S BDAY BASH
featuring
MSTRKRFT
AMANDA BLANK
BIRD PETERSON
SONAR
407 E SARATOGA ST
BALTIMORE
ALL AGES
8PM-2AM
$1 PBR until 10
$2 mixed drinks until 11
$2 Boh bottles all night!
We got:two pairs of tickets to the show + two copies of the DO IT TO IT mix CD by BIRD PETERSON + MIKE THE 2600 KING, which is a limited edition CD with hand-silkscreened covers.
You, needless to say, want these
Leave a comment about why you want them (elaborating on topics of hockey masks, mustaches, best times ever, Baltimore etc will get you places) and we will let the winners know by Friday 9am.
Deal?
Yes.
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
i <3 cullin stalin+mstrkrft+birthdays+baltimore+spelling words wtht vwls! hollllller at ya gurl!
im trying to get down on some crown royal with mstrkrft so bad. GET AT MEEE!! @_____@;
Today i will take a shower and the entire time soap up my specials to the image of Cullen having his birthday.
See you Saturday.
so I'm a student at MICA, and free tickets would definitely help me out since this school basically rapes and pillages my bank account and owns my soul for the next couple of years.
The weather is Baltimore is finally getting nicer and all I want to do is celebrate Cullen's birthday & party with MSTRKRFT.
and I promise to give the second ticket to my cute roommate.
Im JFKs twin.... but I'm black... I mean i do have the same stash, so yeah throw them tickets my way for that epic night... thanks mthrfckrs ps. natty is the shizz
Bird Peterson posting on BYT! An honor!
amanda blank is the most beautiful pop star out right now and i will use the money saved from tickets to buy her dinner, with or without me
You guys should be offering free rides to MSTRKRFT. I can't find a single person who wants to be designated driver for this show.
In the past week my GF and I up, my manager screwed me over and I got passed over for a promotion. Right now music is the only thing keeping me sane. But I wouldn't mind going crazy this weekend to Fist of God live in action.
cullen stalin is the most beautiful bmore star out right now and i will use the money saved from tickets to buy his bday dinner, with or without me
chances are i'll be landon's ride, so in this case...no penalties for stealing lines!
CAN'T WAIT FOR THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!11
<3<3
holla at me wit dem free juntz!
i'm real excited for this!
i can't afford of montreal, taxlo's 7th birthday, and mstrkrft.
I'm poor/cheap!
The first time I saw MSTRKRFT was at sonar in 2006!!! I believe that night only JFK was there. I asked him to play rollin & scratchin. The next song he mixed in was what I wanted. It was a crucial show.
anxious for amanda blank & the rest of the fun festivities! Now gimme my free tix!
Amanda Blank and I have a child together....and it's the only way I can collect my child support check and the only time allowed by the court for her visitation with our child. MSTRKRFT are his godparents. Bird Peterson made a remix of my child's favorite lullaby. It's also the child's birthday that day.
"gold might get you jonas brothers tickets. black will get all three of them sucking your dick."
my day and night is spent dreaming of MSTRKRFT, the ever lovely amanda blank, and of course the sexy satan himself, cullen stalin...
I WANT TO BE THAT KILLER IN THE DANCE FLOOR
but all me tax money is gone
spread the music fo free
Fist Of God will destroy the dance floor!
give me tickets and i will document my crazy adventures in baltimore by taking hundreds of pics, plus I'm black and my friend who'd come with me is asian and BYT needs to diversify.
i even made a chart to illustrate this point...
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3702932
Give me ticks and I'll stop posting "Honey House"
Pick me, I'm free to a good Home!
I like free tickets.
MSTRKRFT WooT I loved them at bedrock but that shutdown it was of a less dive than sonar
look i'm prolly gonna come out from morgantown wv for this
hook me up plx thnx
So exited to kick it with MSTRKRFT. I will arrive wearing a hockey mask with a mustache glued to it. I <3 <3 <3 it when it is one of yalls birthdays.... we get the cruc shows
Happy Birthday Cullen! Love Love.
elaborate on mustaches? ok. my dad had a mustache and then he shaved it off. it looked weird. then my boyfriend grew a mustache. it doesn't look weird. coincidence?
Free tickets are better than masturbating dinosaurs. Hook it up!!!!
...reading 'ultimate raging' made me want to dig my fingernails into my eye sockets...
Yes, clearly this raging is merely penultimate.
im maybe tryna hook up with this cute chick whose going and i wont be able to if i dont have tickets... look out for me byt...
I just love Taxlo and MSTRKRFT but don't have money to see them/celebrate Cullen's birthday......
Not only am I coming all the way from PA... but it's my b-day (too).
so i live in the wasteland that is dc but i've never been to baltimore. all i want is for my first visit to bmore to end with me showing amanda blank my o face.
A POEM ABOUT WHY IT'D BE NICE TO GO SEE MSTRKRFT AND TAX LO
Makes mad
Sense sadistically
To
Realize: 2 radically
Kinky damsels
Really
Fucking
Tried, triflingly,
To
Afford (the) aforementioned
X-rated
Lovefest
Out of our meagre student financial aid packets but failed because we are broke and slightly disorganized.
GEORGE MICHAEL WAS WRONG, I REALLY WANT TO DANCE AGAIN. Thank you please.
A POEM ABOUT WHY IT'D BE NICE TO GO SEE MSTRKRFT AND TAX LO
Makes mad
Sense sadistically
To
Realize: 2 radically
Kinky damsels
Really
Fucking
Tried, triflingly,
To
Afford (the) aforementioned
X-rated
Lovefest
Out of our meagre student financial aid packets but failed because we are broke and slightly disorganized.
GEORGE MICHAEL WAS WRONG, I REALLY WANT TO DANCE AGAIN. Thank you please.
I have seen MSTRKRFT a few times now, but I have not seen Bird Peterson and I really like some of the tracks he has out right now.
I think the real question is whether Bird Peterson's beard is more epic then MSTRKRFT's mustaches.
Umm I want to go because I have been severly unemployed since 2007 which is like 2 years and I just cannot seem to find a job I've even put in applications for restaurants. Nothing. So that means I've missed out on a lot of things. 2 years of concerts although my friends did help me out and I saw the Roots in October and Mos Def at Rams Head. But I'd really like to go see this and i'm growing a mustache just for it. I want to go so bad. If I had a job I'd totally pay plus I havent been to Taxlo in a while and I'm the type of black guy who dances on the stage and gets the party going. I always go to Taxlo to see Blaqstarr and the best moment of my life is when I ran into Diplo. I saw M.I.A there a few years back. Bang Bang by Rye is my song. I love Sonar I saw Lupe there. I follow the flickr. basically I miss sonar and I never had a 21st birthday party and I want this to be my belated one. That would be like dreams come true, like my dying wish lol so please pick me and then the next day ill be boosted to go on another job search. hopefully this can boost me and then i can afford to go to concerts. thanks
i want these because you need to fokan tayket eayysayyyyyyyy baby!
I, too have grown an epic moustache for this show - and I'm a woman.
Also, my name is Amanda. Therefore I win.
Basically, I'm just trying to get down on the dance floor. No mustache here. Unless the fingerstache counts. Bmore is the shit though. Fuck the 930 club.
I quite like free tickets. And this would make me definitely go see MSTRKRFT, instead of maybe going to see Dan Deacon at the Transmodern Festival...
TICKETSSS
free tickets cuz im hawt
yea im broke as shit and i love MSTRKRFT which is a perfect reason to give me some ticks.
all I do is party
ALP + JFK = Gods. One whose mustache rages almost as hard as his music. I live in Baltimore and would love to be a part of the Taxlo party. In fact, I will BRING the party!
Hockey masks are generally fairly weak Halloween costumes as far as I'm concerned, sort of a cliche, I can however dig a sweet mustache, as its something that takes time, patience, and has a sort of age requirement, genes permitting, I know 25 year old cats who dont have the capability. Anyway, Baltimore (born and raised) has got to be the best city to see a show, I'm probably gonna go to MSTRKRFT if I get tickets on here or not (as long as they dont sell out), but it would be cool if I could get free ones.
Tuna and Cats lead to peace and harmony
pick me because i have a huge girl crush on amanda blank.
who doesn't want free tix to this?! and if harry r. wants some, i want some.
mama told me not to come
cause she hates canadi-uns
This is a lot of frickin' responses.
i have been promoting this show throughout all of my friend networks. i skate with the big dogs, including Darko. Cash right now is tight, i would greatly appreciate the tickets. mustaches do work. happy day cullen.
Damn right. It should prob end up with me gettin' those tickets. Much easier
my boyfriend just cheated on me, broke up with me, and is moving to baltimore. he wants to go to this show AND I GOTTA win these boys because fuck that baby's drama i gotta do some bodywork on the floor.
give the tickets to lindsey. cheating is the worst thing ever.
i hate men and women.
off the wagon and back in the saddle, man
my turtle just fuckin died
/ and i spent my last amount of money from my last paycheck buying him a huge tank. now theres no use for it AND im broke. i realllly wanna see mstrkrft. last year i went to see them in Tennessee at bonnaroo, cali at hard fest, 9:30 club, and ottobar. i really wanna make it 5, and not have to go that far.
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plus i need to give cullen his birthday present
pick me nuggas. i got a sick ass mustache.
WINNERS HAVE JUST BEEN NOTIFIED
Thank you for everyone who entered the contest! To everyone else, we love you too - make sure to show up EARLY to beat the lines, get cheap drinks, and catch all of the special guests... yep!
because my balls are clean .