CONTEST IS OVER - winners here
Since we’re feeling so generous this week, we’re gonna give away 10 free passes to a pretty rad party this Saturday. Why do you care? Cause there is an open bar and free food. But some other cool stuff too, here are all the details:
Garutachi, BYT, and HBO are teaming up to throw a private invite-only advanced screening party for the new show Flight Of The Conchords on the 1st level of the Rock & Roll Hotel this Saturday, June 2.
OPEN BAR and free food will be provided from 9pm–12am
Flight of the Conchords is kinda like Tenacious D, it follows the trials and tribulations of a two-man, New Zealand digi-folk band as they make their way in New York City. It’s pretty hilarious. You’ll get to see it first.
Doors open at 9 and you must be in before show time of 9:45!
Then the main level will open to the public at 11PM for the usual Garutachi/BYT dance party event with DJ sets by Andy Rourke of The Smiths (who is always a good time), Sandra Krcmar (who is ohmygod super hot), Stereofaith (DC’s favorite Blipster), Eyecue & Ca$$idy. All guests are invited to stay for this event free of charge.
So, all you have to do in order to win one of our 5 super prize packages (which include 2 tickets to the event) is to come up with a caption for this photo:
Post it in the comments section below, and be sure to include a valid email (not displayed) so I can contact you if you’re a winner. If only 5 people leave comments, you all get 2 tickets. If more than 5 people comment, we’ll pick our favs. Throw quotes around your official caption to distinguish between non-caption comments. Easy. Go.
“Doesn’t Greg have the worst breath… why are you looking that way: he’s right behind me, isn’t he.”
May 29, 2007 at 8:12 pm“upset that tim refused to delete a cruelly unflattering picture of him, an excessively vain michael took matters into his own hands.”
May 29, 2007 at 9:44 pmi can’t get anywhere before 10:45 p.m., but i really couldn’t help myself. . .
May 29, 2007 at 9:46 pm“You brought us to this dive, what kind of seating did you think they’d have here? Flight of the plastic lawn chair will have to do for now.”
May 29, 2007 at 9:49 pm“We’re sorry, but we clearly stated no pro cameras for this show”
May 29, 2007 at 10:41 pm“What?…Yes, I want as many different kinds of glasses as you can put in front of me. I don’t care if I’m done with the Cosmo or not. And would it hurt to look at me when I’m talking to you? I know you’re closing and trying to put up the chairs, but, honestly. I need to get this shot. Fuck it! You just don’t understand my art.”
May 30, 2007 at 12:16 am“The seasoned photographer is always alert to his surroundings, constantly poised to catch the perfect shot. In this world, it is survival of the fittest that reigns supreme.”
May 30, 2007 at 12:27 am“how joel remains byt’s resident photographer: hired muscle.”
May 30, 2007 at 12:35 am“Caught in the Crash”
May 30, 2007 at 10:36 am“Chuck’s “pretentious scenester” sense began tingling mercilessly.”
May 30, 2007 at 10:58 am“bitch, please. snap! …RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!”
May 30, 2007 at 11:27 amPatio Chair + Man of Leisure = Bitchin’ Scene Cred.
May 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm“Fugazi is NOT your favorite band, goddamned poser!”
May 30, 2007 at 2:40 pmdo these sleeves make me look fat?
May 30, 2007 at 2:52 pmTwo and a half cocktails later, his reaction to the “quick, look over there” gag was painfully slow.
May 30, 2007 at 3:13 pm“Determined to obliterate all evidence of his foray into gay midget orgies, Mike ineffectually attacked Joe and his camera with a plastic chair. Little did he realize that would only make Joe angry enough to post the incriminating photos all over the internet.”
May 30, 2007 at 3:16 pm“But my arms are getting really tired!”
“Just hold the chair up a little longer - ever since I lost control of my neck muscles in a freak accident on my fixed-gear bicycle, all I’ve longed for was to take the perfect picture of the sunset from this very spot. Please.”
“Ok. I love you.”
“My pink shoes are cute. Fuck you and your ‘fashion police’ photography. CSI this.”
May 30, 2007 at 5:13 pm“have a seat”
May 30, 2007 at 5:38 pm“We said no photographs and we meant it!”
May 30, 2007 at 8:09 pm“those aren’t all the stars you’re gonna see”
May 30, 2007 at 8:24 pm“you want to see stars . . . I’ll give you stars”
May 30, 2007 at 8:32 pm“We said no unauthorized shots and we meant it!”
May 30, 2007 at 8:41 pm“No she’s not Jenna, she’s my wife”
May 30, 2007 at 8:55 pm“Dude, I swear that I thought that chair was made of breakaway stunt plastic.”
May 30, 2007 at 10:51 pm“The shocking end to Ambrel.net”
May 31, 2007 at 9:19 am
i didn’t realize BYT was a part of this event
May 29, 2007 at 7:11 pm