BrightestYoungThings: BYT 2009 Gift Guide: Svetlana Edition

Welcome to our third annual gift guide series, where the BYT staff makes guides/hints to satisfy any taste or lack of taste thereof of anyone you ever need to get a present for. Get to ordering slacker! and keep your eyes peeled for other ones later this week.

What: ADULT SWIM IN A BOX (IE. hundreds+ hours of genius TV)
Why: Because you're the coolest/funniest/awesomest/nerdiest gift giver EVER (with the best drugs, too, some may argue): Includes the greatest hits from Metalocalypse, Space Ghost, Robot Chicken and more, as well as an exclusive DVD full of never-before-seen pilots.
Price: $50
Where: Adult Swim online

What: CLOTH BOUND PENGUIN CLASSICS
Why: Because if someone wants to start building their library, they should start building it right. PLUS, KINDLES SUCK.
Price: $13 and up each
Where: Amazon

What: FUCK THE RAIN UMBRELLA
Why: Because Libby really wants this, and she does not even know it yet.
Price: $47
Where: Art Lebedev Studio

What: WATER ORB
Why: So you can walk on water. Duh.
Price: $500 (still cheaper than the clear canoe)
Where: Your new favorite website: Opulent Items.com

What: PERSONALIZED WIRE HANGERS
Why: Joan Crawford be Damned
Price: $14.50
Where: Etsy

What: DUAL TIME OWL NECKLACE
Why: Promptness is the world's most underrated virtue. Plus, makes those long distance relationship phone call schedulings easier. Plus, owls are awesome.
Price: $28
Where: Fred Flare

What: NORTHERN BREWER STARTER SET
Why: Because right now I cannot think of many more things more inherently badass than being able to brew your own beer. Giving this gift is like giving the gift of instant popularity and awesomeness.
Price: $75
Where: Northern Brewer

What: MARC JACOBS PERFUME RING
Why: A rare combo of form AND function: It is pretty, it (makes you) smell great, it means nothing (unless you want it to mean something) and every girl/woman on planet Earth will love it. Trust me.
Price: $42
Where: Department stores

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