Welcome to our third annual gift guide series, where the BYT staff makes guides/hints to satisfy any taste or lack of taste thereof of anyone you ever need to get a present for. Get to ordering slacker!
I've got you covered, whether your budget is $4 or $3,500.
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What: KNIGHT RIDER GPS Why: To feel like David Hasselhoff as you're being guided by the voice of K.I.T.T. the Trans-am. Price: $260 Where: Knight Rider Online |
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What: GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK Why: Gangsta. rap. coloring. book. done. Price: $9 Where: Turntable Lab |
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What: REARVIEW SPY GLASSES Why: They have the functions of normal sunglasses, BUT built to the sides of the lenses are mirrored edges that allow you see what's happening behind you. AND no one can tell. So, now, you'll be able to know if someone is sneaking up on you or if that hottie with a body is checking you out. Price: $5 Where: Amazon |
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What: THE MAPBOOK Why: Because maps help us make sense of the world and this book takes you on a journey over the entire universe. Price: $47.50 Where: Barnes & Noble |
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What: THE ORGASMATRON TREMBLER HEAD MASSAGER Why: You see what it's called? The orgasmatron. And while you might not think it's worth the UK delivery wait, you should know, it vibrates. Price: £14.99 Where: I Need A Present |
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What: PLANET EARTH DVD Why: Because you know some people who haven't seen it yet and you want to free them of that shame. Price: $27 Where: Amazon |
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What: COFFET MAISON DARK AND MILK Why: Melt-in-your-mouth delicious. Take my word. I'm eating some this very moment. Price: $50 Where: La Maison du Chocolat |
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What: THE NEW YORK TIMES: THE COMPLETE FRONT PAGES 1851-2009 Why: For access to the most significant front page headlines and stories...Abraham Lincoln's assassination, Charles Lindbergh's transatlantic flight, Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor, Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech...Aren't you interested? Price: $36 Where: Amazon |
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What: HOUSE OF HOLLAND TIGHTS Why: You should get these for yourself. Just don't wear them to Fatback. That's where I got a giant tear in mine...although, it certainly hasn't prevented me from wearing them again and again. Price: €25.00 Where: Colette |
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What: MY SO-CALLED LIFE: THE COMPLETE SERIES Why: To relive teenage angst vicariously through Angela Chase and Jordan Catalano (sigh). Price: $70 Where: Amazon |
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What: SPOON COFFEE MUG Why: Now, you have a suitable place to put your spoon when you're done stirring. Also, it's both dishwasher and microwave safe. Success! Price: $4 Where: Cb2 |
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What: THE CHEFSTACK: AUTOMATIC PANCAKE MACHINE Why: OK, so I guess this automatic pancake maker is advertised to established businesses to buy or lease. However, if you happen to have that money to spend, GET IT. Then invite me over for brunch. I'll take care of the Bloody Marys/mimosas/whatever. Price: $3,500/$76 per month Where: Chefstack |
Check out Svetlana’s, Cale’s and Libby's picks.
Previously in Misc/Awesome:
- 12/28: Terrible Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Generator.
- 12/1: The John Waters Advent Calendar-it starts today
- 11/28: It Chooses You: All I Want for Christmas is Everything from Miranda July's Pop-Up Shop
- 11/3: Things I'd Move to Minnesota For
- 9/6: PHOTOS: Maloof $$ Money Cup
- 9/2: PHOTOS: Chantilly Model Train Show
- 9/1: Libby's List: 5 Things I Want Right Now...
- 8/22: PHOTOS: Best Friends Day
- 8/10: PHOTOS: Lawn Mover Racing, Eastern Seaboard Regionals @ Bowles Farm
- 7/26: Special List: Things the BYGays Want Now That We Can Marry In DC (and NY!)
God loves a cheerful giver.
People are always saying you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing, like a toaster. Like you know what it is even. But every so often I'll have, like, a moment, where just being myself in my life right where I am is, like, enough.
where is the ferrero rocher economy pack
def, the glasses. provided you able to see what ahead of you in them, too. It's not clear from the description.
something on this list looks familiar...
also, I tried battter blaster pancakes in a can the other day and they tasted like bonobo ass.
even if you informed us that you had shoved these pancakes up YOUR ass, few would care, Cale.
Thanks, Ryms. Now I see.
i definitely have those rearview spy glasses, and they rock.
and those head massagers are available at your local mall kiosk.
well yes, you can find a head massager anywhere really, but this is the orgasmatron.