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Brightest Young Things


Welcome to our second annual gift guide series. We had them all divided into different catagories last year (and those guides are actually still pretty valid, start here and scroll to the bottom of that page for more) but this year we're just doing a few posts with a bunch of differet stuff. Get to ordering slacker!

What: Keep Your Eyes Open: The Fugazi Photographs
Why: Because Glen E. Friedman has been taking pics of Fugazi since 1982. There is a great intro essay by Ian Svenonius.
Price: $25
Where: http://www.dischord.com/release/kyeo

What: The Slanket, The Best Blanket Ever
Why: Show your loved ones you really care by giving them a product that prevents forearm chills when they change the channel. PS. I really want one of these (hint hint)
Price: $45
Where: http://www.theslanket.com or http://www.skymall.com/shopping/search.htm?query=slanket

What: Planned Parenthood Gift Certificates
Why: Everyone has an irresponsible slutty friend. They need presents too.
Price: Increments of $25
Where: http://www.ppin.org/

What: Illusive - Contemporary Illustration And Its Context
Why: A gorgeous compendium of illustration from around the world in a variety of mediums. Page after page of awesomeness. Also available: Vol Two, it's probably just as good.
Price: $45
Where: http://www.amazon.com/

What: Deluxe Mini Fridge-Warmer w/ Digital Thermostat
Why: Small, cheep, easy, quiet. If you live in the basement you'll never have to run upstairs again. If you work in an office you'll never have to make small talk in the kitchen again. It even comes with a car lighter adapter so you can drink and drive.
Price: $100
Where: http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/6ad2/

What: Wholphin DVD Magazine Gift Subscription
Why: From the makers of McSweeney's comes their short/obscure/unseen film series. It is consistently brilliant, beautiful, and hilarious. Released quarterly so it's the gift that keeps on giving. We're sort of obsessed with it here at BYT.
Price: $50
Where: http://www.wholphindvd.com/

What: USB Mixtape
Why: Because it's pretty adorable actually.  You have to put some effort into it so it shows you care.
Price: $20
Where: http://www.insound.com/search/showrelease.jsp?p=ins40528

What: Teddy Bear Lamp
Why: It's creepy and weird and cool.
Price: £60.00 (might want to find a US site to order from)
Where: http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=104&catID=1

What: Do It Yourself Flipbook
Why: Upload a video and it magically makes a real flip book for you. Why not?  Not sure if they accept "candid" videos.
Price: $8
Where: https://secure.motionbox.com/welcome/landing/motionbooks

What: Analog BYT!
Why: It's super easy to print out, staple together, and give to your loved ones. Your mom will love SHORTS photos!
Price: Free (at work)
Where: http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago Svetlana said

Wholpin 4ever.

Though seriously Cale, a slanket?

3 years ago Meg said

I just saw and infomercial for a slanket last night, but it was called a snuggie. It was brilliant... and sorta scared me.

3 years ago chad said

Sure, that USB mixtape is cute, but you are basically paying $20 for a one hour mix.

For around the same price, you could go to radio shack and get 12 hours worth of cassette tapes.

3 years ago pedro said

Slankeys are only for those who are comfortable enough in their sexuality to sit around the house dressed in what is basically a electric MuMu. In other words, Cale is gay.

3 years ago Stuart said

As an early adopter of the slanket - had mine since '06! - I take offense at anyone questioning the validity of their existence. I will not, however, take offense at it making even the most attractive person (read: me) look like a fleece iteration of Jabba the Hutt.

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