BYT Empire

Brightest Young Things


Sporadically, we'll pick an awesome thread and rehash it for your entertainment value. Because, you know,we don't want you to miss a thing.

See the whole sordid story here:
http://shitshow.brightestyoungthings.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=208&page=1#Item_0

Dear Roped,
i just bought an iphone and im having some issues with the Facebook app-- maybe its the poor service out here in centreville but every time i try to click the new "Like" feature on someone's status it times out. Should I bother trying to fix this issue, what does it do anyway?

Thanks,
Bored and Underwhelmed NOVA Girl


Dear BUNG:

The I Like This button in the fantastic new model of FB is one of the most important and useful tools available to a modern human being. Here are some examples of how best to employ it:

To drop a subtle hint about your intentions towards someone:

image

to show support for a friend's hobbies:

image

image

or their struggles:

image

image

Sometimes you can even give advice, just with a single word!

image

image

As to the technical issue, it is most likely the result of your location. You see, the AT&T satellites sometimes have trouble connecting to terminals in certain areas where the declining ratio of low to high powered brain activity sparks massive outages in electromagnetic pod-barriers, interfering with the radio waves. In your case, living in the developing world (or what we call the "Third" world in English) you should expect to see a bit of bad service and inoperative functionality, especially during periods of massive stupidity, such as new American Idol or the daily fanatical swarming ritual known as Rush-Hour. Your best solution is to move where there are less Virginians, or at least swap the E and the R in the name of your town so it doesn't look like it's spelled wrong on a map.

The satellites hate misspellings.

Good luck!

MORE QUESTIONS WELCOME

Previously in Misc/Awesome:

God loves a cheerful giver.

COMMENTS (5)

  • So Sweet
  • Report

3 years ago Jason Bond said

The shitshow is basically ROPED's personal showcase of awesome.

3 years ago John Foster said

Dreams really do come true.

3 years ago Michael said

what is this fecal feature?

3 years ago I'm in stitches said

Wow this is hilarious!.. Just look at them backward Centervillians vs. ME - an embodiment of urban sophistication. Never mind I’m a transplant from some NJ Burbville myself and it took my ancestors generations of climb from slime of the ghettos to get there.

3 years ago pedro said

fuck yeah fuck this posin-ass carpetbagger bamma

Add a comment

Comment