I know you're in need of some extra $$$$$. Why not ruin a 16 year-old's birthday!? Help 'em out- I'm sure there will be free cake with heaps of teen disappointment on top.
Lil Wayne wanted (DC-MD-VA)
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Date: 2009-06-12, 12:27PM EDT
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
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God loves a cheerful giver.
Chris Burns and I were having a couple of beers before interviewing w/ Hercules & Love Affair's Andy Butler at that Irishy bar across the street from 930 club. On the walk over to 930, we ran into this kid (I mean kid) who was 80% dead ringer: no shirt, crazy dreads, all types of shit tattooed all over his face. Total crackhead-on-a-mission vibe. He asked us for a quarter and barely waited to hear us say "no". I remember saying out loud something about him being on vacation from jail.
if this kid is blind, then why not just play a lil wayne cd?
and, as always, chad asks all the right questions!
If the kid is blind then why not just play a birthday gala CD?
it's a party, right? are his friends all blind, too? also, are they intending to try and trick this kid into believing lil wayne is actually there? this is awesome.
I would only be able to KINDA tolerate lil wayne if I was deaf.
oh boy
@Amanda, cuz all of the friends are hired guests too!
every one under the age of 30 thinks that they can impersonate lil wayne perfectly. i cant tell you how many people ive seen that have tried. so be careful. get really familiar with his stuff before you go and hire someone.
Smalls gets the "honorary moron award" for taking this guy somewhat seriously.
oh gosh. this is soo funny!
Amen to that mum!!