I know you’re in need of some extra $$$$$. Why not ruin a 16 year-old’s birthday!? Help ‘em out- I’m sure there will be free cake with heaps of teen disappointment on top.
Lil Wayne wanted (DC-MD-VA)
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Date: 2009-06-12, 12:27PM EDT
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
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if this kid is blind, then why not just play a lil wayne cd?
June 15, 2009 at 1:54 pmand, as always, chad asks all the right questions!
June 15, 2009 at 2:15 pmIf the kid is blind then why not just play a birthday gala CD?
June 15, 2009 at 2:33 pmit’s a party, right? are his friends all blind, too? also, are they intending to try and trick this kid into believing lil wayne is actually there? this is awesome.
June 15, 2009 at 4:11 pmI would only be able to KINDA tolerate lil wayne if I was deaf.
June 15, 2009 at 6:03 pmoh boy
June 17, 2009 at 10:32 am@Amanda, cuz all of the friends are hired guests too!
June 17, 2009 at 2:59 pmevery one under the age of 30 thinks that they can impersonate lil wayne perfectly. i cant tell you how many people ive seen that have tried. so be careful. get really familiar with his stuff before you go and hire someone.
June 17, 2009 at 3:03 pmSmalls gets the “honorary moron award” for taking this guy somewhat seriously.
June 17, 2009 at 5:09 pmoh gosh. this is soo funny!
Amen to that mum!!
Chris Burns and I were having a couple of beers before interviewing w/ Hercules & Love Affair’s Andy Butler at that Irishy bar across the street from 930 club. On the walk over to 930, we ran into this kid (I mean kid) who was 80% dead ringer: no shirt, crazy dreads, all types of shit tattooed all over his face. Total crackhead-on-a-mission vibe. He asked us for a quarter and barely waited to hear us say “no”. I remember saying out loud something about him being on vacation from jail.
June 15, 2009 at 12:22 pm