Virgin Fest DC Haiku Contest

 

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Virgin Fest DC Haiku Contest

May 28, 2007 by Cale

So, here’s the deal, we have 2 tickets to this years Virgin Fest.  These are normally $175 plus $93 in ticketmaster charges, but we want to give them to you for free because we love you.  Ok, well not completely for free, you have to do a little work. But first, the details…

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2nd Annual Virgin Festival by Virgin Mobile
Sat, Aug 4th and Sun, Aug 5th
Pimlico Race Track, Baltimore, MD

Bands Everyone Loves:
The Police
Beastie Boys
Sort of The Smashing Pumpkins
Modest Mouse

Hipster Favorites:
Interpol
TV On The Radio
M.I.A.
LCD Soundsystem
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Scenester Favorites:
Bad Brains
Spoon
Peter Bjorn & John
Girl Talk
CSS

Token Black Group:
Wu-Tang Clan

Token Hippie Group:
Ben Harper

Bands That Are Playing Because Sting Is Their Dad:
Fiction Plane

People You’ve Never Heard Of:
James Zabiela
Paola Nutini

Bands I Personally Want To See The Most:
Shout Out Out Out Out
Booka Shade

Shitty Bands:
Matisyahu
311
Velvet Revolver
Incubus

Other:
Cheap Trick

+ lot’s more on the 2 stages and DJ tent, along with side-show acts, art installations, mexican wrestling, roller girls, and funnel cakes.

Check out http://www.virginfestival.com/ for all the details.

Now, technically this event is in Baltimore and not DC, so to make it feel a little bit more like home we’re gonna have a DC Haiku contest. All you have to do is send in your Haiku which can be about any aspect of DC whatsoever. It can be funny or serious, it can be a love note to BYT, it can be political, it can be about Ian MacKaye, it can be about Ben’s Chili Bowl, we don’t care. We’ll just just pick one we like in a week or so, and wham bam thank you ma’am you got two free tickets to Virgin Fest.

police-small By the way, if you’ve forgotten, a Haiku has very simple rules:

1st line = 5 syllables
2nd line = 7 syllables
3rd line = 5 syllables

Here’s a touching Virgin Fest themed Haiku to get you started:

Virgins, none are there
Groupies groove while roadies work
Wind speaks of Branson

So, write one about DC and send it in to cale@brightestyoungthings.com along with your name, age, and address. If you’re one of our non-local readers or can’t make it to the party but still want to write one, feel free to throw it in the comments below, but if you want to be eligible you’ll have to email it in as well!

christian irabien Says:

Hot sticky summer
Packed with noisy tourist mobs
Please leave us in peace

May 29, 2007 at 11:56 am
The Upstate Life dot com Says:

This isn’t Preakness
Still too many douchebags here
Thanks 311

May 29, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Jeff Says:

Three hours of traffic
Seven hours of shitty bands
More fucking traffic

May 29, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Russell Says:

I love the Police
Where are the DC bands
No, I don’t mean “Dave”

May 30, 2007 at 12:21 am
Alan Kayanan Says:

Hot District summers
Melting all the bright young things
Hot dance floor puddles

May 30, 2007 at 1:27 am
Cesar Says:

dear cale, i love you. am i eligible? love, cesar.

May 30, 2007 at 10:11 am
Nate Says:

Nothing is perfect
By Nate

Cochella is far
Bonnaroo is full of dreads
Fuck Incubus, man

May 30, 2007 at 10:37 am
Cale Says:

I’m gonna separate the names from the haikus when I give them to the judges, so I don’t think it’s a problem if BYT contributors enter the contest.

May 30, 2007 at 10:37 am
l.a.w. Says:

true-life washington:
not twelve stories high nor made
of radiation.

May 30, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Lauren Says:

If you can’t love us
Love our great marble phallus
Below the Beltway

May 30, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Jeff Says:

Haikus are so 2006, dude.

It’s all about the Limerick.

There once was a scene in Northwest.
I could walk to the Cat, t’was the best.
Along came Rock Hotel.
$18 cab rides? Go to hell.
Designated driver you say? You must jest.

May 30, 2007 at 2:34 pm
John Short Says:

Vintage eyewear, cool?
When is Pitchfork Fest again?
Much too hot for beer.

May 30, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Ed Says:

D.C. is the best
We have lots of monuments
See also: douchebags

May 30, 2007 at 4:05 pm
smooth chaz Says:

Review, Lord Jayson!
Your words both teach AND molest.
Edusexual.

May 30, 2007 at 4:29 pm
mia. Says:

comment: limericks are totally weak.
addendum: i’m kidding. that limerick was pretty awesome.
question: how many times can people submit?
warm-up haiku:

i missed out last year.
isn’t that ample reason???
(and…i love dc.)

May 30, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Cale Says:

as many times as you’d like.

May 30, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Shelby Says:

fourteenth and fairmont
walking with joy and gladness
egg hits face, damn kids

May 31, 2007 at 9:52 am
John Says:

Jeff – I love you. F@@@ the cab fare increase. Hipsters don’t drive and H Street is far.

Where is the trolley to H Street they have promised us? Where?

May 31, 2007 at 10:08 am
Cale Says:

John, here at BYT it’s ok to type out naughty words in your comments.

May 31, 2007 at 11:59 am
admin Says:

virgin festival!
five sylables – convenient!
haiku fun! whatev.

May 31, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Cale Says:

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refrigerator

May 31, 2007 at 12:10 pm
El Chico Cesar Says:

I heart you, DC!
My DC, DC, DC!
DC is for me!

May 31, 2007 at 12:27 pm
jason Says:

El Chico Cesar:
El hermano, amigo,
virgen hermosa.

May 31, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Orbit Grande Says:

Writing haikus is hard
Especially if you can’t count
Zambiela smoke hot

May 31, 2007 at 11:01 pm
six Says:

D.C I miss you
City of Booze, Babes, Brunch and
The Mall to look Smart

June 1, 2007 at 9:23 am
LAW Says:

workdays demand suits
but once you’re sans blackberry
dance like it’s your job

June 1, 2007 at 10:43 am
anonymous Says:

ate chili from ben’s
diarrhea for a week
damn you, ben, damn you

June 1, 2007 at 10:57 am
John Says:

Taxi Fares Fuck That
Surcharges Are a Racket
Summer Suffering

June 1, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Devin Says:

Although Jeff can’t count,
My vote is for his realist
PostModern Haiku.

June 5, 2007 at 4:12 pm
AZ Says:

NW kids spoiled
Cap hill fucking kicks your ass
Let’s walk to H Street

June 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Sam Shiney Hiney Says:

Living in shit town
Yes, DC rhymes with feces
Hipster Babylon

June 6, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Jeff Says:

I can count. It’s just that I’m too busy posting angry, judgmental rants under my pseudonym, Voya, to pay attention to the number of syllables (sp? I don’t care about that either) in my haikus.

June 6, 2007 at 5:04 pm
E-Brah Says:

So disco drum beats
Mixed with 1980’s garb
Is now the new mod?

June 8, 2007 at 9:48 am
Hoodrat Says:

Hey, this was fun reading, but I want to know what the best entry was. Who won?

June 11, 2007 at 10:51 am
svetlana Says:

the competition is still open.

June 11, 2007 at 11:05 am
Nikita Says:

We’ve got 930,
The Cat, H St., BYT
DC can rock, too

June 11, 2007 at 12:58 pm
binghcenzo Says:

in the midst of sprawl
rock creek flows, traffic and stream
the hidden dc peace

June 12, 2007 at 12:37 am
radiodays Says:

cale dares dc sun
with pink fur boots and boa
man as rabbit’s foot

June 12, 2007 at 2:38 pm
jason Says:

You know, i don’t think my haiku IN FUCKING SPANISH WHICH I DON’T SPEAK got nearly enough attention. I’m just saying.

June 12, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Hachu Haiku Says:

waiting for results.
who is the goddamn winner?
used for free haikus!

June 15, 2007 at 1:41 pm
disdained Says:

corporate rock scene
makes you yearn for better songs
they all have sold out

June 25, 2007 at 1:32 pm
boredatwork Says:

staring at the screen
what to write about DC?
nothing good to say

June 25, 2007 at 4:04 pm