(Long) Live DC: Good Night, States/Exit Clov/The Dance Party/Army of Me
February 4, 2008 by El Chico Cesar
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All photos by Hatnim Lee: http://www.hatnimlee.com/
Because I was running (un)fashionably late to the we-love-you-DC-and-here’s-proof-that-we’re-not-dead show on Saturday night at the Rock and Roll Hotel, I missed out on the first band Good Night, States. Actually, I might’ve been able to sneak in one or two Cesar witticisms about that band, had a certain DJ whose name rhymes with “pale” had not forgotten to put in a list. Dude, we were emailing all day about this…I was even making vagina jokes! (not my fault! -ed)
I did manage though to cut through the lobby noise of just-turned-21s right outside to catch an earful of what apparently seemed to be a smooth blend of harmonic vocals backed by the strumming beat of a shoegazey guitar, or two or three. Now, if I am off then about this decent-sounding, from-what-I-could-barely-hear band, then eat my shorts and then eat Kale.
Saturday night’s RnR lineup was made up of some of DC’s hottest bands. At the helm was Army of Me, who was named by some austere music magazine or website, I am sure, one of the top (or) best (or) most important unsigned bands in the United States. That, I thought, was certainly worth a listen. But first came Exit Clov and The Dance Party.
Exit Clov
Hooray, friends, I finally saw Exit Clov. And like when you learn that Tom Cruise is 4’5” tall or Vince Vaughn is a midget, I was sort of in awe of the small and cuteness of the two ladies. Asian-girl fetish aside, I can see why Exit Clov has and will continue to be the talk of the town. For my money, I’d say that Exit Clov brought back the sounds of 10,000 Maniacs. And I don’t mean that in a bad way, guys. I was a big fan of Natalie Merchant, it was the 90’s, after all. And the musical strength of Aaron, Brett, Emily (adorableness), John and Susan (more adorablenesss) could’ve made a bigger impression than they did, had it not been for the unfortunate sound issue they were dealing; that, and the annoyingly neverending chatter of what I would’ve guessed was a crowd awaiting the zaniness that is The Dance Party. But there’s a reason why Exit Clov is getting noticed and why they have no trouble booking non-DC venues such as Manhattan’s Mercury Lounge and Brooklyn’s Pete’s Candy Store. Exit Clov IS going places. I just hope that RnR’s sound system does them better the next time around.


The Dance Party
This isn’t Dance Party, duders, but THE Dance Party, whose name I had been hearing for quite a while now, apparently here at BYT, we’re batty for these guys. The Dance Party has a crowd, a very loyal crowd, as loyal as beer-guzzling local fratboys and their tiny girlfriends can be before they black out. After my flashback to UVA circa 2000 ala Cesar-is-in-a-fraternal-brotherhood-of-elite-beerdrinkers subsided, I was able to enjoy The Dance Party’s frenetic high-energy punk pop hijinks. And Mick Coogan’s vocals are good, damned good, so good in fact that I began to forget that this type of music often annoys me. What I appreciate most about the act is that all the ridiculous jumping and whacking of air (hiiiaaah!) and hair tossing and sh*t was a-ok in my book, because THE Dance Party is musically tight and gifted and talented.

Army of Me
Frontman Vince Scheuerman spoke softly into the mic between songs, revealing to us that he was glad to be in DC, after a year of tours. I was glad too, and so was the rest of the crowd at RnR. It sounds like the band succeeded in remaining as tight as they were before they took off to spread the gospel of the Army of Me. Scheuerman and his crew sound more and more complex as they continue to grow. But are they starting to also sound more and more Top-40? Yeah, maybe. And are there bits of Coldplay and even Oasis in the songs? Yeah, almost definitely. But you know what, I don’t mind. Cause Army of Me is fighting the battle, the battle between inherent DC ADHD and disillusionment and those talented DC-based bands who will bring us out of this (seemingly endemic) local music void. There are a lot of good rock, indie, hip-hop, even classical reasons why DC should never be overlooked. And Army of Me is winning the war.

DJ Cale
I was going to review Cale’s Djing skillz, but then I realized that I kept leaving the room and going upstairs whenever he started spinning. I do remember giving him a thumbs up at one point. I am sure it was for a song that I seriously love, even if Cale only played it for 20 seconds. I love you, Paley Caley.

I heart Sparks
February 4, 2008 at 2:10 pmone thing is true: not my fault we were late. guest list aside, you take longer than a prom queen to get ready.
and where was i when these pics were being taken of my gf? in one picture she looks like she’s gonna puke, and in the next she is kissing you, you slut.
my review:
good night, states - sounded good from the lobby. grade: incomplete (*cough*caleandcesar*cough*)
exit clov - extremely talented and fast lead guitarist (this dude jams), most of the music is a little poppy but they sound good doing it, and there was a 70’s sounding groove in there that was tigh-eet. grade: B+
dance party - energetic, crowd pleasing, nice style, loud, great beats. could have had better sound dude. grade: A-
army of me - bubble gum mainstream cheese. sorry, fellas, you were better when you didn’t sound like a record companies wet dream for dc101 promos. grade: C-
dj cale - energetic as a muthafucka, smooth crossfades, good ear for mixing, great taste in music, horrible memory. grade: B+
‘my review’ ?? jesus christ. don’t you have your own blog?
you don’t put a counter review in the comments section of someone else’s review. even worse, YOU GRADE??!!
I don’t remember posing for any pictures!!! I guess I was just caught kissing Cesar.
February 4, 2008 at 4:39 pmdon juan ton - “you don’t put a counter review in the comments section of someone else’s review” umm… do you write the rules on commenting? since when is it not ok to give your thoughts on a show after reading a writer’s review? don’t take it so seriously, you uptight sissy. we know who wrote the real review, and it wasn’t me. all hail cesar! i guess i didn’t have to say it was my review, but who cares? and that’s right - i grade. your comment gets an “F”. an “F”, crybaby, an “F”.
just giving input. thanks for the review, cesar. i enjoyed reading it, and i love you.
February 4, 2008 at 4:59 pmhow dare you call me a sissy. if i had a fresh linen white glove, i’d slap your face with it for such impudence. first you write a counter review to octavian’s perfectly fine review (as if you deserve a by line), then you defend your middle school internet ettiquet by calling me a sissy and a cry baby THEN failing me like you’re the professor at blog university.
and for what? for daring to comment on your comment?
who’s taking it too seriously, eddie rabbit? me? you? both of us? you’re a crybaby too, eddie and i killed your father.
wow
February 4, 2008 at 6:39 pmYou call this long? Psssshawww. 8 more paragraphs please.
B+
For the record - I got a confirmation of the guest list by BOTH the promoter and the club manager. Usually I barely get anything let alone two. I should get props for writing up a new guestlust whilst DJing whilst eating fried ravioli whilst flirting with young ladies whilst checking my blackberry.
February 4, 2008 at 11:30 pmprops Cale, props.
or perhaps kudos.
Cale, your multitasking was appreciated.
February 5, 2008 at 9:27 amlet the record show that cale changed “cale” to “kale” in my review. if this were a real business i’d sue your ass. or maybe it was svetlana.
February 5, 2008 at 9:28 amgood night, states: I was really surprised. Great songwriting, great music, too bad the sound at the R&R is the worst in town. B
exit clov: extremely talented, Agreed. One of the tightest local bands I’ve ever seen B+
dance party: Lots of energy, but didn’t every song sound the same? C-
army of me: B+ Good stuff, as usual
Cale : kind of a veggie, but a good DJ B+
WHEN IN THE HELL IS THE R&R HOTEL GOING TO FIX THEIR SOUND. THE PLACE IS A JOKE.
February 5, 2008 at 9:54 amcale, yes, props to you and i change your grade to A, removing the bad mark i gave you for memory. and thank you to BYT for the free entry! stevie, that was not right that you graded bands.
February 5, 2008 at 10:47 amI am currently eating really garlicky Kale with lemon juice and olive oil. I stole the idea from Fresh Fields and it’s so good.
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