Live DC: Snowden/Colour Revolt/The Epochs/Belflur at the Rock and Roll Hotel
May 15, 2008 by John Foster
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All photos: Melanie Hoff
A strange thing happened to me venturing down H Street on a Tuesday night.
I managed to attend four different concerts all held at the same venue on the same stage. I actually only moved 3-4 feet to either side for the entire evening, yet found that I was the only one remaining stationary. The ebb and flow of attendees seemed to completely change depending on which band was appearing, with a minimum of overlap. The only way that I could make sense of it was to compliment soundman Rob Curtis for handling such a wide variety of sounds and instruments on the way out. Searching for some continuity, I was simply at a loss. The only commonality each set shared was something I hope to see a lot more of at DC nightclubs: the presence of an odd banjo carrying fellow in the audience stalking his way about the club all night with darting eyes and long thin black hair. His gloomy meandering about somehow made sense of the senseless.
Show#1: Belflur – Diving into a reverb-drenched, jazzy atmosphere with pulsing drums, they pleasantly reminded me of thoughtful bands of yesteryear like Talk Talk, Dif Juz or perhaps The Blue Nile on speed – breezy yet appropriately moody. It soon became apparent that any influence of such groups would have come second hand as they proceeded to put on a very Radiohead-like set. Cascades of guitar and at times epic arrangements managed to bring members of the other bands out to see who was making this majestic noise. One could ask if bowed bass, vibes, extra percussion with a floor tom, ride and tambourine, bells, hand claps and foot stomps are just overkill – but when used in the right hands I don’t think so. If the boys can shake off a case of the Yorkies and add some solid melodies, they won’t be the opening act for long with their dynamic set.
Show #2: The Epochs – After an agonizingly long change between sets (including the band seemingly standing in the dark on stage for 5 minutes solid) New York’s Epochs came to life. They oddly brought in an entirely new wave of people filled with lots of baseball caps and guys with white tennis shoes. Lots of white tennis shoes. Shaking off some early feedback, they set out to play plodding dance rock with a keyboardist/vocalist doing a hippy version of Michael Jackson without the laid back vibe of a Jamiroquai. When the guitarist takes over vocal duties on the second song with a bland radio ready voice, they seem instantly well-suited for a Maroon 5 opening band slot on their next arena tour. They are painfully bland and have none of the charm a band like The Klaxons bring to this territory. The guy in front of me with his mesh cap (white tennis shoes of course) and neck hair nods along to every beat. I start to yearn for this hour of my life back. The Matrix are likely writing a song for them as you read this.
The crowd tellingly exits, not to return.
The Shins come over the PA and I start to feel a little better. Pop with a purpose.
Show #3: Colour Revolt – An entirely new crowd (half as large) forms around this hotly-tipped five piece. What they get is sludgy, bombastic guitar rock with a capital “R.” Wonderful Meat Puppets style doubled vocals are negated as they give way to growled/screamed surges. Its noisy but like a lot of the night so far, lacking in obvious melody. In their favor, they are the first band without a bunch of fancy equipment, yet manage to easily be twice as loud and play like they really mean it. Truthfully, they seem good at this thick howling southern dirge rock that I could never connect to and if you haven’t caught on yet - I am clearly a serious music snob. Sadly, they combine with The Epochs to all too closely remind me of the polar sides of today’s radio that make me nauseous, flipping from Fall Out Boy to Nickelback.
I make eye contact with the banjo guy. It sort of sends shivers up my spine. Weird. Memorable. Two things missing so far from the night so thank you oh strange misfit.
Some voice next to me is complaining up a storm about the lack of melody on display so far and can’t wait to get to Snowden. (He is right on both counts.) I am glad someone else has stuck through the entire show with me in an odd way and been left empty in much the same fashion. I am not surprised to turn to see William Albuquerque standing before me but enough about post punk Djs, as we have show number four upon us!
Show #4: Snowden – Opening with “Black Eyes” and the big beats and bursts of guitar washes, Jordan tosses his head back and forth to the “shake shake shake” closing. They instantly bring a tight bit of pop songwriting (gloomy as it may be) to the proceedings. Moving into “Like Bullets” and amid more thump, he utters “it’s just business as usual” in a cool detached manner, but it hardly is. Snowden put simple pieces together in a way that few do today. On record it makes them instantly engaging. In concert, it exposes a thinness in sound that requires a little head of steam to move past, given the ashes of so much music laid before them this evening. “Anti Anti” seems up to the challenge with its hooks and sing-a-long vocals. I get the sense that if everyone had stayed and we had a packed house surging with every beat that this could be magical. People want to dance and some are trying, but it is awkward.
I start to take account of the impending future where The Epochs blandness and Colour Revolt’s bombast meet larger audiences, when the one that could do the most with it is left behind. Snowden deserve better.
They introduce a slew of new songs with a slow drifting number denying me the rush I want. A second effort tears into chopped guitar lines cutting and sputtering and the familiar bass rumble. When they hit the tight break and double the vocals and distort the guitars they fully lock in and hit faster and faster. “Between The Rent and Me” follows perfectly, with it’s quickening pace, and the gathered are taking some of the sing-a-long cues and a big guy off to the side is starting to lose his dancing shit in a good way.
Another new song “News for Everyone” surprises with a big OMDesque chorus and a keyboard and drum backing. (One to watch for on the new record.) They follow with another newbie, “I hope everyone is cool with that” adds Jordan to the cheer of the crowd. Industrial styled drums meet up with a massive chorus and doubled vocals on every other verse couplet repeated over and over (I am the sugar!) until the final build to a poppy surge sans vocals and I see/hear them commit to a song more than any other time tonight and I am starting to get excited about the next disc.
Feedback squeals with a giant looping bass to bring in “Filler Is Wasted” but loses some momentum before picking back up, and the guy to the side is in a fist pumping state of euphoria. The collected may not be the largest of the night but they seem to be the most dedicated both on stage and off. Snowden close with the slow buzz and drifting vocal of “Victim Card” and it’s tom heavy thump until it unleashes a torrent of sound that seems like what I should want but I miss the melodies already.
Pausing for a dramatic second and apologies for a late school night, they encore with a nervous version of “Innocent Heathen” with added drum fills that nullify the beautiful chord change. They do hit the break but it doesn’t jell like I would hope with a new breakbeat vocal build and meandering guitar lines. However, the remaining hardy souls holler their approval at the kickstart of “Counterfeit Blues” and it’s herky jerky rhythm. They fire on all cylinders and make me happy that I stuck it out through thick and thin.
I walk out, pausing to compliment Rob as mentioned. My car is across the street: All alone and empty, but not for long.
Nice write-up John.
May 15, 2008 at 10:52 amwow.
i want john to review every day out of my life. i have a feeling it’s more entertaining through the prism of his writing style than it is through living it.
and, i want melanie to take the pics.
awesome job, guys.
May 15, 2008 at 1:58 pmI also wished Melanie photographed my life. I would look sooo much cooler (I hope.)
May 15, 2008 at 3:59 pmJohn! Really excellent post, you have such a fluid writing style. I almost fell off my chair laughing (not exaggerating) when I read the bit about the gloomy misfit because he is none other than a very good friend of mine and I happen to be sitting next to him right now!
*He is glad you seemed to have enjoyed his presence
Hopefully I will have the pleasure of working with you again soon but c’mon now, what could possibly be cooler looking than a “suburban dad”??
May 15, 2008 at 11:19 pmOh man! I can’t believe I was out of town for this show. I need to go listen to Snowden right now. Great pics and great review, as always.
May 16, 2008 at 3:11 pmNothing is more pathetic than talking trash about no name bands to try and look good as a “writer.” An awfully dim picture from a boy who is clearly unaware.
May 17, 2008 at 1:31 amWhat an awful assessment of a really great show. All of these bands were fantastic, but it’s apparently a very safe way to act cool by trashing the opener alot, the middle band a bit less and loving the headliner. Colour Revolt brought the house down and you know it.
Oh, and you’re line about people leaving after the first band never to return….”telling”? What does it “tell”? Are you honestly suggesting that people, who came for the headliner were SO turned off by the first band that they actually left? I think they just had a better turn out then anyone else there–
Anyways, good luck trying to get that job at Pitchfork.
May 17, 2008 at 11:16 amIt is great to disagree with my assessment of the show, but pick your spots if you really want to hurt my feelings. One of my books last year outsold Courtney Love, David Crosby and John Leguizamo and is printed in four languages so I am pretty sure writing for pitchfork would be a step down. I write here because I live in DC, love the site and so far the site loves me back. On Monday I will talk in Boston to 2,000 people and sign books (brag brag I know) and the Monday afterwards I will play my personal songs to what should be 30-40 beer drinkers so I know both sides of the coin all too well. I also have thousands of records and have been seeing shows for over 23 years so maybe I know too much but too little would be off base.
Having seen Minor Threat, Frank Sinatra, Oasis at the old 930 (for five dollars!!!!), Johnny Cash, the first Fugazi 930 show (2nd over all I believe) and so many more I know “bring down the house.” With all that in mind:
Colour Revolt did NOT bring down the house. They were very good at what they do as I mentioned. I am also pretty sure one of them is dating the prettiest girl in Oxford, MS so good for them.
Belflur were also good as mentioned and just need to shed some Radiohead influence to possibly be great.
Snowden had the best songs far and away but gave an uneven performance and more people would have helped.
The Epochs are ready for radio and big things but I don’t have to like it and I wouldn’t expect to see them in a club like that. The “telling” part was that they had the most fans by far but most only came down from the bar to hear them and missed Belflur and then left right away uninterested in even hearing what Colour Revolt might offer. That means they just wanted to hear what they know and were not open to hearing something they might like. That is the very basis of having multi-band bills is the possible joy of discovery. You’ve already paid so why not give the other bands a chance?
I can’t really think of a more damning statement about a fanbase but the people that buy into certain kinds of music only own 20 CDs and there is a reason for that.
Sorry for the long diatribe but I am cranky as all get out today - haha. Keep on reading and disagreeing!
May 17, 2008 at 1:28 pmhttp://Jamesandlisa.justgotowned.com/ Clicky!
May 17, 2008 at 2:38 pmMichael: Hilarious.
May 17, 2008 at 8:22 pmJohn, thanks for clearing things up. You ARE an arrogant asshole. “…outsold Courtney Love.” Hahahahahahaha You still a virgin? Seems likely.
May 19, 2008 at 1:52 pmNow, now…every review is an account of a personal experience and as such is purely objective.
Everyone knows that.
(or should know that)
John wrote about how he felt about the show, based on his personal taste perimeters and this is his review you have to agree to disagree and move along.
No need to get juvenile and do the whole “attack is the best defense” business.
May 19, 2008 at 1:57 pmlisa, thanks for showing your true colors. you ARE an immature child. you still have to get an “x” on your hand when you go to shows? seems likely.
May 19, 2008 at 2:40 pmI’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that John has in fact had sex at least one time due to him and his wife producing offspring - but I guess they could have adopted… or maybe it was the milkman? Inquiring minds want to know!
May 19, 2008 at 3:31 pmI just finished my talk and this is waiting for me on the ol’ palm - perfect. Made my day. Defending Lisa: I AM an arrogant asshole. A pretty goofy arrogant asshole, but one none the less. You have to be to think that your view of how a show went should be the “record” of the evening. I wouldn’t have just gotten off a stage if not for that fact as well. It’s also why I only told you people I outsold and failed to mention that Bob Newhart killed me in 07. But then again he’s Bob Newhart (one of the nicest arrogant assholes of all-time!)
For Curious Cale - I have had sex at least once (lets say it was with my wife for the sake of argument) and I was the lead signer for a band that played around town a little in the early 90s so you can take that to mean whatever you like. I was also thin which should help in the believability department. (Not Cale thin - more like a man type of thin. Now see what Lisa started…)
May 19, 2008 at 4:25 pmnot to get off topic, but is there a reason r&r hotel always seems to have shows with 4 bands? i didn’t go to this show, but have been to a few with 3 openers, and after being there for 3-4 hours by the time the headliner comes on (which is usually the one i want to see), i’m exhausted.
May 20, 2008 at 1:23 pmsorry to break up all the back slapping, but was that a review of the epochs or of the audience? “lots of baseball caps and guys with white tennis shoes. Lots of white tennis shoes.” what?? focus! with all your albums and ticket stubs i’d expect you to be a professional and respect the 4th wall. That dude James may have hurt your feelings with that pitchfork bs but by bringing the audience into the review you were just taking jabs.
May 21, 2008 at 12:07 pmi wasn’t at this show, but have seen the epochs every other time they’ve played in dc. i disagree with the reviewers comments about them, and also agree that while it’s fine to make remarks about the audience as part of the larger context of a review, at the same time, more focus should be paid to the actual music and musicians themselves. maybe i’m biased because i’ve known ryan and hays of the epochs since we were little kids, but they are legitimately one of my favorite current indie bands and have always put on awesome shows. i’ve found their music to be passionate, inventive, catchy and well-produced, and found their live show to be energetic, passionate and solid. i would never use “bland” “radio ready” or “maroon five opener” to describe them at all. i know we all have our different tastes, but i don’t know how in the world those adjectives could describe the Epochs unless they were having a particularly bad night for some reason.
May 21, 2008 at 12:44 pmHuh? The audience can make or break a show, they should always be commented on in a review.
May 21, 2008 at 1:28 pmnot to mention that the part about the audience was a very, *very* small part of this review. and musical tastes vary. i’m sure not all of your friends like the same bands. boo-hoo, bad review. whatevs, keep moving.
May 21, 2008 at 1:45 pmAre you the John Foster that wrote “Essay on the Evils of Popular Ignorance”
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Amazing pics from Melanie!!!!!
May 15, 2008 at 10:14 am