words by Dakota, photos by Josh Sisk
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Attempting to describe to you a Dan Deacon show, is like trying to explain what it feels like to be at the center of a citrusy fruit as it is being juiced. Tangy, squishy, sloppy, definitely moist, annnd it kinda stings. Well, maybe a really funky, slightly decaying citrus. Or maybe it’s just like trying to explain an inner tube to an elephant, it doesn’t quite make sense.
The experience, or the sensation really I should say, of being amidst that crowd on Sunday night was a totally consuming event. Girl Talk, which has it’s similarities (the live experience, NOT THE MUSIC), is still nothing quite like this. Perhaps it can best be described as observing the possessed.
Danny D’s 7 week tour wound down at the 930 Club on Sunday night. The artist’s new album, “Bromst,” I think could aptly be described as his most ambitious effort to date, if judging only by his incorporation of a multi-instrumentalist (11, 12, 13 members?) backup band. Transcending the narrow confines of what I would call his “trance dance electro-riot” style, the modern-day conductor (because that’s what he is) has employed an army of musicians in his midst. Three keyboardists, four guitarists, five percussionists? Honestly, there were so many of them it was impossible for me to count, however I did observe their matching white psychedelic flight suits.
The auspiciousness of the lead-up cannot be understated. As the jubilant crowd anxiously awaited their maestro, there was an upwelling of emotion as (I can only guess) Deacon blasted us with tunes from Seal, Enya and the Real Mccoy, yes, the crowd was shrieking along to Another Night.
Lights went down at 10.37 and hysteria ensued, strangely however, Deacon came onstage (band in tow) only to perform a much needed soundcheck that had apparently been omitted during the load in. No matter, as soon as that was completed Dan began the show by leading us on a guided meditation involving sitting in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment and picturing George Costanza sobbing because Kuato from Total Recall was tearing through his chest and there was blood everywhere… yeah, it was something. And then there was a scream test.
Deacon’s performance style on Sunday night, was characteristically communicative. The entire performance was filled with directions from the man to the audience, and amazingly the audience responded every time. Anyways, this was all just foreplay, because at the end of all this he had us count down from 25, and by the time we reached zero, the jumping had commenced, and the show had begun.
Crowd surfing ensued. Trans-hallucinatory video tunnels burrowing through six pointed stars shown on the video screen in the background. More crowd surfing. A lot of jumping… why must people jump backwards? My feet point forward! The music itself, though pleasing to the ear sounds mostly like an epileptic beat seizure, a cacophony of sounds and beats and people and sights (and smells!).
By the fourth song, more instruction from our conductor was apparently deemed necessary. Dan had everyone stick their arms straight up in the air while facing the center of the room. Then he had us rest our arms on the heads of the people in front of us, and then he had everyone walk like a zombie towards the center of the room. Sweaty heads with hands and arms atop them, Dan encouraged us all to welcome the summer, told us “I love you Steph,” and the trance dance electro riot carried on.
For the fifth song, we were compelled to make a giant dance circle in the center of the club. The lights came up and Danny D came an joined us on the floor as he directed us all to lower ourselves to one knee and imitate the movements of some dude dressed as Space Ghost, all the while slowly rising to our feet. At this point the band began to play “Of the Mountains” and some seriously intense jumping ensued.
By 11.27 it was time for “Woof Woof” and, apparently with animals in mind, a dance contest was in order. Dividing the club in half, Dan created a chasm on the floor in the middle of the club and team Penguin on stage right faced off against team Polar Bear on stage left. With the likeness of a Jack Russell Terrier onscreen, there was some serious shirt-swirling (a la Petey Pablo) and even some spirit fingers.
For “Baltihorse,” what incorrectly thought would be his last song due to the sheer amazingness that ensued, Deacon had the crowd move entirely to stage right so that a gauntlet line could be formed that snaked from the floor of the club all the way up the stairs to the balcony. It was sheerly ridiculous. I ran the entire length of the gauntlet, as I assumed it was my obligation to experience that for all of you. That being said, it was a lot of bumping pushing from behind. And I couldn’t really see very well because my soaked hair kept falling in my face.
I came back downstairs and took a bathroom break, mostly just to check my hair. Lest I forget to mention, the one other Dan Deacon performance I have witnessed was at the Hirshhorn (for their after hours series), where I first witnessed his illuminated green skull lantern thingy. This green skeletor lantern was present again on Sunday night, and figured prominently in my visual interpretation of “Silence Like the Wind” during which Dan orchestrated the crowd once more, this time by opening and closing his hand and having the crowd alternately scream and hum, respectively.
The show culminated with the entire band (including Dan, finally, despite his apparently weak shoulder, or so he said) crowd surfing to “Wham! City.” It was glorious. The frenzied, screaming siren festival had finally wound down by 12.15, and then we all went home, unsure of what we had just seen, but sure we would never see anything quite like it again.
actually, only partially so
May 20, 2009 at 3:21 pmi think Dakota missed the opening acts, Future Islands and Teeth Mountain, but you can see photos of them too here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/joshsisk/sets/72157618413834765/
Teeth Mountain, especially, was really good i thought. Expansive soundscapes of multiple instruments and cool, dreamy light projections.
May 20, 2009 at 3:49 pmso many dudes
May 20, 2009 at 4:32 pmtons of chicks
May 20, 2009 at 4:44 pmlooks like 95% dudes to me.
baltihorse is one of my favorite songs of 09.
May 20, 2009 at 4:47 pmOf course there were more dudes there. Dudes like better music than chicks. It’s a fact, sukkah.
May 20, 2009 at 5:02 pmsid, that’s kind of a broad generealization, don’t you think?
May 20, 2009 at 5:02 pmsure, but that doesnt make it false. I’d say it holds true about 90% of the time. Of course there are outliers to any broad pronouncement. A woman might say, “no, not me, my record collection isn’t lame.” She doesn’t know it, but…she’d be wrong (90% of the time) according to the laws of nature. I don’t make the rules, that’s just the way it is.
May 20, 2009 at 5:59 pmsadly that generalization seems to be true. the only shows you see almost equal ratios are at dancey shows. it’s weird how you see mostly guys at almost every show where the band presents challenging music. i dont know if this is a recent thing (maybe b/c rock has lost all its sex appeal?)
May 20, 2009 at 6:13 pmits a left brain/right brain thing. music is mathematical and math is a left brain function. in general, guys have stronger left brains.
also guys are usually way cooler than chicks. girls only care about makeup and ponies.
May 20, 2009 at 7:00 pmhells yea! Wonderful article, wonderful show!
I was picked for team polar bears!
I love dan deacon shows to pieces….and i am a girl, so screw your statistics!
Baltihorse, ride on!
May 20, 2009 at 8:19 pmDefinitely a lot more dudes who were way too sweaty and shirtless. Also, the crowd was a lot younger than I expected, which made me in my mid-twenties feel really old.
By far the best part of the show was his ensemble. I’ve always thought there was no reason that electronic based music couldn’t be played live and he did just that very well. Great percussionists in particular.
I actually found some of his group participation stuff to be distracting. First off, it was extremely campy, which is OK, but also kind of annoying. Secondly, it kind of killed the momentum of the show, I didn’t necessarily think the audience should be doing the gauntlet to Baltihorse, but whatever. Overall, a pretty good time, but I left a little disappointed.
May 20, 2009 at 8:51 pmSeriously, there are maybe two girls at this show. It seems to me that the age range of the audience is late teens/early 20s, which is typically when girls start to date older, more mature guys. This sadly leaves the rest of you to dance with other dudes at the 9:30 club, and say dumb shit about how girls aren’t as cool as guys on the internet out of spite or jealousy.
And Dan Deacon is hardly “challenging” music. Please.
May 20, 2009 at 10:19 pmVery cool, young crowd. I’m 3-0 and felt fine though.
I didn’t really notice that there were more guys than girls.
I suppose that’s cause the girls that were there were really cute and I spent my time – while listening to the music, of course – checking on them.
asdf, I completely agree. Girls dont flock to challenging music. I can only imagine this has to do with the fact that girls rarely are pushed or don’t feel compelled to start bands. You can’t truly appreciate something you don’t understand. Think back to the kids that started bands in highschool or younger. Every band sucked(of course), but it was always 95% guys. Throw in the occasional riotgrrl band that creeped out of the woodwork and that is basically the composite of most young local scenes. Im not saying girls can’t rock, Im just saying 90% don’t or haven’t tried. Call it sexism, but whenever I see a girl behind the kit at a show, the band usually sucks. Not always. But most of the time.
For the reason that 95% of girls dont play rock music, they fail to grasp a fundamental understanding of what’s truly happening in the music. ooooo…that’s sounds cool. But why? why did that player do that? how did they accomplish that sound? It’s all about context.
okay-spit, jealousy? c’mon, you’re smarter than that.
May 21, 2009 at 9:42 ami don’t think you need to understand how the sound was exactly made to appreciate it.
that is the kind of logic people who HAVE BEEN in (95% of time shitty) bands since high school use.
One can appreciate art without understanding the full technique behind it.
And music is art.
The experience is fully subjective and therefore maybe a little tainted even if you spend time analyzing WHY a certain sound IS a certain sound.
Anyway-just my 2 (girl) cents.
Plus-95% of males in America are the reason why Nickelback/Creed/Whatever else are popular so your generalization actually applies only to a teeny percentage of the population.
In that teeny percentage of the population that appreciates “challenging” music (is dance music even supposed to be challenging? is music being challenging even a good thing?) I’d say there’s equal amounts of men and women.
@yeah: your’re oh-so-mathemically inclined brain is obviously incapacable of thinking logically. The reason why girls don’t play in bands as often as guys do is because they are being judged differently. A guy gets props for whatever music farts he produces on stage no matter how ugly, fat, unstylish or boring he might be. Any girl that puts herself on stage who isn’t either smoking hot, nerdy-cool or overly sexual has no chance unless her music is so compelling and perfect that people forget about her appearance or her gender. This, btw, also holds for dj’s. The music biz (incl classic music) is still one of the most misogynist businesses there is.
May 21, 2009 at 10:05 ambeing in a shitty band since high school tends to make your musical taste terrible. I say this with love.
May 21, 2009 at 10:12 amThere have been many successful arguments about the objectively quantifiable nature of musical taste in the past, and I look forward to this one’s forthcoming and brilliant conclusion.
May 21, 2009 at 10:27 amApplause to nihilistic pleasures’ response because that’s pretty true; also I was going to say the same as Svetlana did about dudes popularizing crap like Nickelback. Ugh.
I do like ponies though. But who doesn’t, really?
May 21, 2009 at 10:31 ami was up front for most of the show and it was around 50% ladies/dudes near me at the beginning.
May 21, 2009 at 10:32 amif this is real (which i doubt) its particularly stupid to say about dan deacon and the futureshock/baltimorecrunk/dance-punk whatever movement which has many many girls and women making music and DJing and promoting shows and making art and being awesome at shows. If there was a lot of dudes at this one…so what?
now there are some music scenes where there arent a lot of chicks–garage punk, death metal, conscious hip-hop, but those are not particularly innovative musical styles. If anything I’d say there are more ladies in the experimental music or weird-indie scenes than there are in other kinds of rock (except like Alt.Country but what is that even these days?).
In conclusion women can and should play music and be involved as much as possible and stay out of areas where they actually are naturally deficient like comedy jokes and Presidenting.
May 21, 2009 at 10:33 amMe to Cale: this whole conversation is retarded
Cale to me: Totally.
…but it is true that more dudes go to indie rock shows than girls and more dudes are crazy obsessed about indie music than girls. It would be interesting for an evolutionary biologist to try to explain why.
Me to Cale: You base this off of indie shows you go to though. If you were to go, say, to a Thao show or a Headlights show or a St. Vincent show or whatever else show-there would be more girls there. And it is still indie rock, just different. And something like St. Vincent is pretty challenging at that.
All those posts prove is that dudes are nerdier than girls and kind of insecure about it.
May 21, 2009 at 10:33 amI’m kind of surprised at how narrow-minded some of bros are getting on the comments section. And I’m not even saying that to suck up to the girls – y’all know I’m just as critical as the next guy.
Some musicians, male and female, have no idea why the chord shapes they play or the guitars they use produce a certain sound. For certain types of music that’s appropriate. Other musicians, male and female, obsess over everything from mic placement to where the instrument/amp was manufactured. It’s unfair to generalize – I’ve had the pleasure of working with people who were clueless, and others who were comically obsessive.
The better question here is why aren’t MORE girls picking up guitars, drums, synths, etc and making music. And not just for the sheer novelty of a girl band making music, no no no. There are so many girls who come to shows who have amazing taste in music and potentially could offer something new and different. Why aren’t they. Or rather, why aren’t they being encouraged to do so? There’s girls out there writing up shows, taking photos, designing x or y or running this/that. Why not playing music?
May 21, 2009 at 10:38 ami like ponies alot
May 21, 2009 at 10:39 amyouch! i’ll just go to the facts at this point:
Salt-n-Pepa
M.I.A.
Lauryn Hill
TLC
Monie Love
Santogold
Erykah Badu
Yelle
Nelly Furtado
Missy Elliott
K-Swift
Ladybug Mecca
I’m handling the grind for another 6 hours today… let me know if you need me to keep populating this list…
May 21, 2009 at 11:10 amCosign on the response by nihilstic pleasures!
Another point is that many of these music scenes aren’t exactly welcoming or warm to women and there’s a severe lack of equality when it comes to the accepted attitudes (as evidenced by many of the comment here). I’m more familiar with the hip hop scene and I can tell you, as a woman at a show, the dudes are automatically judging you and think you’re only there because your boyfriend dragged you along. When you offer opinions on beats or rhymes or the flow, they aren’t taken as seriously as those coming from men. They don’t have the same pull. A woman at a show, beat showcase or an MC battle is first viewed as someone to holler at, not someone who actually can have an honest appreciation of the art. And when a woman is faced with that, she’s less inclined to even want to attend the shows and events. Shows are a community thing, and if they’re typically 95% male, then you may want to examine your community.
May 21, 2009 at 12:09 pmYes, girls are less likely to start an inferior band. That’s because they tend to be more self aware.
I just took a listen of this Deacon fellow. Some of it is a poorly recycled late 80s new-agey bullshit and no more. The rest plays like shitty this or shitty that. Reject this crap.
May 21, 2009 at 12:14 pmMore guys at the show, but who cares? The only problem I had with that was there was too much shirtless sweat. Gross.
May 21, 2009 at 12:20 pmAs legitimate and well thought as the above arguments are, there’s something about them that just doesnt hold water. Last I checked women have become presidents and prime ministers, fought and died for those countries where they are allowed to be part of the armed forces, and even gone into space. And yet starting a band, or learning production or DJing is still beyond reach? I think the perceived barriers of entry are smaller than they appear – especially in contrast with the aforementioned achievements.
May 21, 2009 at 12:26 pmI have been to plenty of indie shows where the guy/girl ratio was balanced to the ladies. It’s definitely not true that indie rock is generally more appreciated by dudes. That’s ridiculous/sexist/stupid.
But, to be fair, I have seen the writers and commenters on this site mock bands when their the crowd is majority male, but I don’t recall seeing a band or show be criticized here for drawing a majority female crowd. There’s nothing inherently good or bad about appealing primarily to one gender, that’s just how it goes. Having more girls (or dudes) at your show in no way speaks to the quality of your music.
May 21, 2009 at 12:36 pmpatrick, stop sucking up to the girls. jjjjjjjkkkkkkkk
i don’t think the issue is that women can’t play instruments. it’s that you just don’t see as many women at shows that feature more experimental and noisy bands. that being said, i think this is also partly a DC thing. if you go to a city like baltimore or brooklyn, you’ll find more women at those shows than in DC. DC doesn’t particularly love experimental/noisy bands (that’s why you see most of those kind of bands playing at velvet lounge and DIY spaces). so, i think it’s kind of a combination of DC not loving on experimental/noisy bands and women in DC not loving those bands either. i don’t know what the reason is… i don’t want to generalize and say that men take the more analytical approach to music and that women base their taste more on emotional aspects, because that’s just too broad of a generalization. i’m sure there are many, many factors.
May 21, 2009 at 12:42 pmyou’re right, Patrick. women can do it all. why do they keep whining?
May 21, 2009 at 12:43 pmYes, the girls are less inclined to behave grossly. That’s because they are more self-aware.
The Deacon man strikes me as utter rubbish. This precisely the reason behind the shortage of chicks at his shows.
May 21, 2009 at 12:56 pmI say this as a woman who builds pedals, records bands, plays music, and whose tastes have almost always skewed toward the harsh or experimental end of things (punk, metal, hip hop, avant garde composition, whatever):
There are more of us than you might think, and we do it because we love it, which is the only reason to do it.
No, having more girls (or dudes) at your show in no way speaks to the quality of your music. This is indeed not a matter of the proportion but the quality of girls (or dudes) at your show that speaks to the quality of your music.
Deacon’s audience, for example, composed mainly of tools.
May 21, 2009 at 1:21 pmJessica,
Do you do repairs? I have an old DOD FX90 (analog delay) that could use some tweaking.
May 21, 2009 at 1:50 pm@Patrick: sure we can. And there are certainly more women out there performing and consuming (complex) music than there are female presidents or soldiers. The question is why there aren’t more.
It’s not just a perception issue that women are under-represented in the music business or as consumers of certain type of music (although it’s also true what John said about experimental/noise in DC). And while they are slowly diminishing, there are still clear barriers to entry.
It’s interesting was Jessica said about love for music and this being the only reason for women to be into it – because it is so true. The rewards for men to be into music are so much so higher – on the producer and consumer side. Since men are more likely to succeed in the music business (for the above-mentioned reasons), they are also more inclined to invest more into their music career (time, money, effort). As consumers, men get not just rewarded with the joy they experience (that’s the same for both gender) but also with peer appreciation and admiration. You are considered cool if you have a huge record collection and have vast music knowledge; and the coolness factor increases with your nerdiness. Getting into music is a good strategy for guys to compensate for and deal with insecurities. It gives guys something to network with other guys and something they can show off with girls. A good record collection is the S class Mercedes Benz for indie guys, if you like. Music is the secret weapon that a guy has to impress a woman. Girls who are nerdy about music are just that – nerdy. Or, worse, are often perceived as intimating when they prove equal or even superior knowledge or taste – or are successful as dj’s, producers, performers. So what I’m trying to say is that guys have simply more incentives to get into music and this is why there are more of them.
Also, it’s a cultural and historically grown barrier. Music has been for centuries a male dominated business. This, btw. also holds for arts in general. Until today there are more successful male artists (and designers) than female, and the successful ones are better paid. Is it because men are presumably mathematically more inclined? I don’t think so.
I’m not whining, just stating my opinion on it. Like Jessica, I’m happy to enjoy music for just what it is. But I do think it is important to be aware of these things in order to overcome them. So that the next time the all-female band that comes around gets a bit more support or the over-weight chick with the acne gets the chance to dj at your event or play in your band.
@byt: please, please add an edit function to the posts.
May 21, 2009 at 1:52 pmPatrick had better agree with NP because if he doesn’t, NP will probably throw a bomb at him.
May 21, 2009 at 2:31 pmnah, I’m the peace-loving type.
May 21, 2009 at 2:39 pm@nihilstic pleasures
i disagree with you saying guys are intimidated by girls who know music well…as a guy in a band who studies music in college…it’s so awesome when you meet a girl who really ‘knows’ her shit in terms of music or is a musician herself. every musician guy i know loves that. it’s not intimidating but amazing when you meet a girl like that.
as someone who has lived in a few cities and tours i can tell you that at most indie rock shows (except dancy ones and mainstream indie acts a la vampire weekend/mgmt) there are more guys than girls. i wish girls were more into good shit but it just doesn’t seem to be the case. i don’t know why…but it shouldn’t be such a taboo to wonder or discuss why (unless you say it to demean women).
May 21, 2009 at 2:48 pmWomen with big record collections are fucking hot.
May 21, 2009 at 3:29 pmAlso there’s the whole novelty factor to a woman (and especially a group of women) making music. I know plenty of female musicians, DJs and Bgirls who are received differently by a crowd differently as soon as they step on the stage.
In the world of breakdancing, for example, the crowd goes nuts as soon as a girl even steps into the circle to break, while the initiated folks who are well-schooled in breakdancing may be harder on her than they would a guy because she’s getting automatic praise. You have it harder within your own community, and you’re just a novelty to the outside community. Either way, no one judges your art equally as they do w/ men.
So basically, putting up with shit like that can get exhausting. It takes a lot out of a woman to stick with it and fight it off.
“And there are certainly more women out there performing and consuming (complex) music than there are female presidents or soldiers. The question is why there aren’t more.”
I am not so certain the last part of your first statement is true.
As to the second – who really gives a flying fuck? Is there some kind of mandate that there have to be equal numbers of male and female performers? Or is there some part of some of the women here who feel somehow inferior because there aren’t more female performers? Maybe we can make a law that record contracts must be given out according to population percentages? Yay.
Talent will break through regardless of gender. Trying to hold some kind of measuring stick up is idiocy at its finest hour.
Of course we can get into discussions in the realm of prodigy but that’s sure to get people all fightin’ and cussin’ because prodigy isn’t taught. It’s just there. There are a few child-prodigy female instrumentalists, but not nearly as many as there are male. Why? Has absolutely nothing to do (well a teensy bit) with being exposed or pushed or encouraged. There are almost no female composers in the realm of Rachmaninoff, Beethoven, etc. Why? Again, goes to the prodigy aspect.
Anyway, the bigger issue is who really gives a fuck and what kind of person is it that actually wants to sit around and worry and measure? If girls want to play music they will. No one’s holding them back. Now, it -could- have something to do with what is marketed to girls in their preteen years – beautiful perfect teen girls or pretty perfect boy bands – that leads them to believe somewhere way deep inside that only “Princesses” get to be musicans, but that’s another discussion, too. Boys don’t get that pretty pop nonsense Hanna Montana shit shoved at them.
BUt what irks me is this whole 50/50 mentality as though there should be 50/50 doctors, 50/50 judges, 50/50 guitarists, 50/50 mechanics and so on because that’s about where the gender split is in the US.
Talk about retardation…
May 22, 2009 at 7:20 amRetardation? No, no. You’re just a bit long-winded, Mick. Long-winded, dull, and definitely anxious to appear clever and advanced. But retarded? I don’t think so.
In the old days women weren’t taught music instruments or composition on a high level. If she had a voice, she would sing opera or in a church choir. If she had a beard, she would be in a circus. Other than that, the only avenues open to women in those days were literature or science.
Mozart, in contrast, was instructed by his dad, a pro, with enormous zeal 24/7 since he was 2. Sure, the kid had talent but inspiration, perspiration and intensive professional training were important as well.
May 22, 2009 at 12:28 pmMozart was successfully instructed because he was a born genius. I did mention there is a bit involved with a prodigy being pushed, but really that’s a very very small part of it. All the instruction of a regular 2 year old in the world isn’t going to produce a Mozart who wasn’t born a prodigy.
Also your “old days” comment is way off base. See all those dedications the composers put on their compositions (Fur Elise, for example)? That means the piece was written for that specific person – typically a student. Many of these composers students were highly accomplished female pianists.
here’s an entire list of female composers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_composers
Heard of some? Sure, maybe. Heard of most? Not likely. Is it because men conspired to keep their music unheard? Or is it because their compositions just aren’t up to what listeners want to hear? You can decide.
There are definitely some powerful female pianists performing today, just as in yesteryear. Stop talking out of your asshole.
May 22, 2009 at 12:40 pmYou shut up.
May 22, 2009 at 1:03 pmnp – that really was an eye-opening comment. I hadn’t thought about it like that, but, yes, I think you’re right. It’s like maths – boys are actively encouraged and rewarded for pursuing maths, whereas girls are not, hence higher education maths tends to be overstocked with men, who favor the boys, etc. – a feedback loop ending in a swordfest.
The real eye-opener for me, though, is that, yes, I use record collecting as a borderline-ocd method of managing social anxiety in the context of going to shows and clubs to pursue something that I genuinely love (music) armed with uber-geek knowledge as protection or faux-authenticity. I wonder if I wasn’t anxiety-driven, would I care so deeply about individual bands, labels, producers, etc., or would my taste be broader/shallower? Great post, I’ll be thinking about that one for a while.
As to Michael, there’s a book out about how prodigies are myths – like unicorns and the tooth fairy – that we tell ourselves to make us feel better about not being excellent. Neither Tiger Woods nor Mozart showed extraordinary aptitude – they were both driven by maniacal parents and coaches towards excellence by being force-marched into practice 24/7/52 from birth. Big difference. But keep holding on to your conservative attitudes – skill doesn’t derive from dedication and practice, it’s a gift from God!
t|rex – all right – explain this one to me. If I pick my favorite three from your list – M.I.A., Santogold and, oh, I dunno, Salt-n-Pepa, look at their records, look at the song writing credits. WTF? 80%, 85% are written or co-written by other people, usually men. So, even when there are notable female singers, the natural question is, gosh, I wonder who wrote their songs? But, I never wonder that about male-fronted bands. Obviously, there are counter-examples (e.g., Lauryn Hill), but, I remember when I heard Galang for the first time, rushed out and bought the cd single, and was bitter and disappointed to find out that Steve Mackey of Pulp and Justine Frischman of Elastica co-wrote it. I felt cheated. Santogold’s “Creator” – same feeling. Yet, I have never picked up a record with a male singer and found that the female guitarist/drummer/bassist wrote the songs. Go ahead, find a counter-example. And once you realize how hard that was, you’ll understand my point that much better.
When the same thing happens with male-lead bands – they have their big hit with someone else’s song (um…Naked Eyes, Dead or Alive, Simple Minds?) – they experience derision and dismissal (even though two of those three were better before they hit with their big cover tunes) and accusations of inauthenticity. With female-fronted bands, we just expect it, and, in fact, it’s shocking when women do the writing themselves (think the Long Blondes – Dorian wrote those spine-chillingly assertive and sexy lyrics for Kate to sing – why?).
I hate the feeling that women in bands are sock puppets for some producer or some other guy behind the scenes – and can only hit with someone else’s songs or a cover tune (c.f., “Killing Me Softly,” which itself was written by two men).
Now, we can crawl down into some, “women are more collaborative and sharing” argument, but, seriously, WTF?
And, I’ll note that you didn’t mention any indie bands.
So, in sum, np, awesome, t|r, explain please, michael, read more.
May 22, 2009 at 4:57 pmI don’t agree with William about prodigies being a myth. For example, my next door neighbor was clearly a prodigy. His parents may have pushed him somewhat, but not likely that much and his brother and sister exhibited no extraordinary talents. My neighbor was reading the encyclopedia front to back at five and by middle school we all got porn from him because he had a GWU college ID because that’s where he went took several classes. He took Advanced highschool calculus in 8th grade. On top of that he was a concert pianist, composer and was conducting orchestras in high school. He learns several languages a year and probably speaks over 10 by now. No one can convince me that this kid just had really tough parents because I know his parents and they are rather laid back and like I said, his brother and sister aren’t exceptionally (compared to him) intelligent and talented.
There must be a thousand kids within 10 miles of me growing up who were first generation Asian kids with uber-strick parents and all of them were well above the curve in math and piano playing, etc… by elementary school. Clearly their upbringing had a lot to do with it. But none of them are Mozarts. You can’t just train a Mozart into being the magnet for inspiration that he was. For every 200 million composers, with super strick parents, there will be one immortal Beethoven or Mozart. You can’t just raise that or train that, it IS a gift, of course the upbringing clearly encourages and helps it grow. That’s my opinion at least.
May 22, 2009 at 8:14 pmI’m a chica, and I’m in a band. It unintentionally became 3 girls and one guy. Now every girl and and guy I speak to make fun of me, saying it’s a dyke band. It’s not, really not. My band mates and I are normal chicks and he’s a normal dude. I pay attention fashion and am interested in being ladylike. SO why is it even people who hear I have a band, even girls, automatically label me as shit and a novelty when we havent even released music yet??? I swear my boobs dont get in the way of playing my guitar at all. and I know my music shit, I know it more than most “bro” bands. I mean I just want to play shows and make music, why do I have to get judged right away?
May 24, 2009 at 12:25 pmrdiohd – why do you care?
Wm – massive disagreement re: prodigies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUx4t4W4eVY
Two siblings, talented in their own rights apparently, but not up to her talent at 6.
May 24, 2009 at 6:23 pmP.S. Julliard, Chicago School of Music, etc, etc are full of brilliant pianitsts who are not prodigies. They learned it through talent and hard work, but when a prodigy comes along it’s quite apparent there’s a difference. Prodigies also usually only need to be coached, not taught. It’s just born in them.
May 24, 2009 at 6:25 pmWhat do you know about Julliard or Chicago School of Music, hick?
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