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Turns out the Salahis aren't the most hilarious party crashers in White House history. Thanks to the Washington Post that honor goes to the third  on November 24th State Dinner gatecrasher.

Name: Carlos Allen

Occupation: party promoter

PARTY PROMOTER? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

According to Facebook Carlos is a Panamanian National who runs a space in Mt. Pleasant called HUSH galleria that operates a a venue for "modest and luxury meeting markets." The HUSH group also has a propaganda arm called HUSH society magazine.

At least Carlos seems to be doing some good as the HUSH galleria hosted a MIMES OR MODELS wine tasting to benefit domestic violence. This is a party concept that could only come from a true genius idea.

While his greatest achievement in FAMEWHORE-dom is obviously the State Dinner crash, please take a moment to look at a Carlos' lesser celebrity photo op scores, all prominently posted and tagged for the viewing pleasure of any member of the public on facebook (as of 2:29 am).

Allen hitting on the Mayor's wife Michelle Fenty (who looks damn good imo)

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Allen getting chummy with BET co founder Bob Johnson

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Allen talking shop with General Petraeus

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Allen looking smooth with DRAKE!

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And of course, Allen with Jeremy Piven.

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Previously in I Heart DC:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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2 years ago Svetlana said

25 friends in common and counting

2 years ago Bradley said

lol @ piven

2 years ago Ethan said

So last night Channel 7 News knocked on my door, apparently this dude is my next door neighbor! Well he doesn't live there--in fact no one lives there, he just rents the place out every couple weeks for parties. I've never actually met him, although as a neighbor he seems fine--parties are usually wrapped up by midnight, the place is kept clean, etc. My roommate just told me that the news vans are still camped out in front, probably waiting to see if the FBI or Secret Service are going to come calling on him.

2 years ago Jason Bond said

crashing-the-whitehouse is the new not-going-to-the-whitehouse

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