BrightestYoungThings: TRAGIC NEWS FROM REAL WORLD HOUSE

previously on "The Real Blog Is In The House"

After spending all night watching the Real Housemates of DC wander in and out of their abode screaming and hollering about the Matrix for some reason, I woke up in some nearby bushes Sunday with my face glazed with sticky dew and a young bike rider shaking me with a terrible sighting to report. It was my good friend D, who had taken the above photo on his daily ride-by gawking. I was shocked at what I saw therein.

Yes readers it's true. I know that MTV is not known for their high standards of morals what with their Pimp My Mom show or that sleazy Singled Out (is that still on?), but I never thought they would condone such miserable behavior by their cast members in their own official house. Sexism, nose-puking, blotto bingo-fingerbopping, reverse race-baiting, Mormonism, all of these sins I could expect (or even enjoy!) on the Real World or any of it's offshoots. But to stoop as low as Pottery! I never would have thunk it never.

Clearly the weird tube-like item shown here is a tool of the scourge of Hippie Vase-making that is sweeping college campuses and even amongst our childern. I blame "Andrew" the pixie-ish cast member with the short black hair and heavy eyeliner and the boys name who I saw cavorting and giggling life-alteringly at a Bed Bath and Beyond at Tyson's corner on Sunday afternoon. She's a bad influence mark my words. Next thing you know we'll be papparazzing these poor innocent ex-teens at a Beadazzled or some kind of Fucking Knitting Circle.

The only hope is for YOU to stand up, take a stand, stand and deliver, and get them some better drugs.

Previously in I Heart DC:

3 years ago ROPED said

and once again send all anonymous tips, completely fabricated story ideas or pictures of yourself posing as the cast members i've listed so far in your underwear to:
ropedworldDC@gmail.com