It seems far off now, but over the summer this city was infected with a peculiar disease: Real World Mania. No one was neutral, and the sickness usually manifested itself in one of three ways:
1) Running away from the cast and cameras whenever you saw them.
2) Running towards the cast and cameras whenever you saw them.
3) Trying to fuck a cast member.
I did #1. SO MANY PEOPLE did #3. And now I get to watch all of you getting dragged under the covers on a night vision camera. Everyone definitely has a Real World DC story. Here are mine:
- Literally every time I left some place this summer, I would get a text from whoever stayed saying that the cast and crew had just showed up. WIN.
- The gay dude totally asked his hookups to go to church with him the next morning.
- Secondhand story: a couple cast members, having just fucked some loose Georgetown chicks, were sitting around taking bong hits. One of them says "Aren't you glad you're hanging out with famous people?"
I bet it was this dude:
What are your Real World DC Stories? Share them in the comments.
Then come watch The Real World DC tonight with the Brightest Young Gays, 10pm at Nellie's (9+U NW). This is one of the bars where the whole cast went to make the gay one feel OK about himself. Did I mention we'll be live-tweeting? Follow us at @BYGays. It'll be funny.
Now here are some YouTube videos:
This eye-roll is priceless:
Look at these sluts getting out of the hot tub before their whole cast has even arrived:
I was going to do a rundown of the whole cast, but this guy's got them pegged:
RELIGION FIGHT:
Previously in I Heart DC:
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- 2/9: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: Perfect Date Outfits + Outings
- 2/7: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/6: DC News You Can Maybe Use:
- 2/2: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
- 2/1: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
- 1/31: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 1/30: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
God loves a cheerful giver.
I've never seen a single episode of any Real World anything, ever.
However the write up in today's Washington Post was fucking hilarious.
who the fuck are you trying to fool here? everyone has seen at least one episode of the real world. quit being a faggot.
your language is offensive
Of course you did #1. You're "so cool" like that.
Don't even pretend like you're not going to watch every episode.
Nice shitpipe. But no, alas. Have not. Let me clarify before Rasheed gets on me again: I know I have never seen a The Real World episode in its entirety. I may have caught snippets of it here and there. See? I can say this with certainty since the first episode was in 1992 when I was in another country (and we'll just say that this wasn't the type of counry to be broadcasting American television at the time), and I haven't had cable tv since then. So...there you go. Happy New Year. In fact, with certainty, I can say the last time I had access to MTV was June, 1990. FWIW.
But P.S. The WaPo article was still hilarious.
Easy, children.
Chris: I am not pretending that. In fact, I am LIVETWEETING every episode.
The WaPo article was funny - anyone else have the feeling the guy stole his schtick from chuck klosterman's piece on real world?
Wasn't shitpipe the same guy who got really angry about the creationism museum post or some other post?
Also, I fail to see the link between homosexuality and pretending to not watch the Real World. Is this a well known thing about Homosexuals, shitpipe? Is this just some obscure stereotype that only you are aware of?
GOD IS SO GAY.
they were notorious cigarette bummers- doesn't MTV give you cigarettes?