It seems far off now, but over the summer this city was infected with a peculiar disease: Real World Mania. No one was neutral, and the sickness usually manifested itself in one of three ways:
1) Running away from the cast and cameras whenever you saw them.
2) Running towards the cast and cameras whenever you saw them.
3) Trying to fuck a cast member.
I did #1. SO MANY PEOPLE did #3. And now I get to watch all of you getting dragged under the covers on a night vision camera. Everyone definitely has a Real World DC story. Here are mine:
- Literally every time I left some place this summer, I would get a text from whoever stayed saying that the cast and crew had just showed up. WIN.
- The gay dude totally asked his hookups to go to church with him the next morning.
- Secondhand story: a couple cast members, having just fucked some loose Georgetown chicks, were sitting around taking bong hits. One of them says “Aren’t you glad you’re hanging out with famous people?“
I bet it was this dude:
What are your Real World DC Stories? Share them in the comments.
Then come watch The Real World DC tonight with the Brightest Young Gays, 10pm at Nellie’s (9+U NW). This is one of the bars where the whole cast went to make the gay one feel OK about himself. Did I mention we’ll be live-tweeting? Follow us at @BYGays. It’ll be funny.
Now here are some YouTube videos:
This eye-roll is priceless:
Look at these sluts getting out of the hot tub before their whole cast has even arrived:
I was going to do a rundown of the whole cast, but this guy’s got them pegged:
RELIGION FIGHT:
who the fuck are you trying to fool here? everyone has seen at least one episode of the real world. quit being a faggot.
December 30, 2009 at 4:51 pmyour language is offensive
December 31, 2009 at 8:52 amOf course you did #1. You’re “so cool” like that.
Don’t even pretend like you’re not going to watch every episode.
December 31, 2009 at 10:36 amNice shitpipe. But no, alas. Have not. Let me clarify before Rasheed gets on me again: I know I have never seen a The Real World episode in its entirety. I may have caught snippets of it here and there. See? I can say this with certainty since the first episode was in 1992 when I was in another country (and we’ll just say that this wasn’t the type of counry to be broadcasting American television at the time), and I haven’t had cable tv since then. So…there you go. Happy New Year. In fact, with certainty, I can say the last time I had access to MTV was June, 1990. FWIW.
December 31, 2009 at 11:18 amBut P.S. The WaPo article was still hilarious.
December 31, 2009 at 11:19 amEasy, children.
December 31, 2009 at 11:19 amChris: I am not pretending that. In fact, I am LIVETWEETING every episode.
December 31, 2009 at 11:22 amThe WaPo article was funny – anyone else have the feeling the guy stole his schtick from chuck klosterman’s piece on real world?
December 31, 2009 at 11:57 amWasn’t shitpipe the same guy who got really angry about the creationism museum post or some other post?
Also, I fail to see the link between homosexuality and pretending to not watch the Real World. Is this a well known thing about Homosexuals, shitpipe? Is this just some obscure stereotype that only you are aware of?
January 1, 2010 at 9:18 pmGOD IS SO GAY.
January 2, 2010 at 12:16 amthey were notorious cigarette bummers- doesn’t MTV give you cigarettes?
January 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
I’ve never seen a single episode of any Real World anything, ever.
However the write up in today’s Washington Post was fucking hilarious.
December 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm