As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.
Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
I Haggled With a Mugger
The Crappiest Baptism
That's Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
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- 2/8: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: Perfect Date Outfits + Outings
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God loves a cheerful giver.
i would have made it.
By "poor college student" he means, of course, a college student with poor taste. Drinking in Adams Morgan? Christ.
I like Pharmacy Bar and Bedrock.
what about bossa? and i was kidding; i wouldn't have made it. i'm so out of shape i couldn't pull a sailor off my sister.
I like corn, but I'm not going to pick through shit to get at it.
i love these things.
When I used to live at Woodley Park, we bet a Citadel cadet that he couldn't make it up the down...not only did the bastard make it, he didn't even break stride the whole way up, he almost beat us standing on the up side. Madness.