As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.

Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
That's Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
Previously in I Heart DC:
- 2/13: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
- 2/13: 101 Reasons To Love DC-Part 1
- 2/10: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/9: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: Perfect Date Outfits + Outings
- 2/7: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/6: DC News You Can Maybe Use:
- 2/2: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
- 2/1: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
God loves a cheerful giver.
So far every one has been about butts.
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