As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.

Previously on Tales From The Disctrict: The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
Oh and I love the style of the drawings…
January 24, 2008 at 11:50 amI thought most people were interested in what is in Alexandra’s pants.
January 24, 2008 at 12:44 pmthese suck. stop
January 24, 2008 at 1:13 pmwhatever taylor!
bianca was a theif! she got what was coming to her.
January 24, 2008 at 1:17 pmI don’t get why this comic makes this girl out to be a loser. She stole a tube of lipstick and wrote bon jovi graffitti in the bathroom and then ate the evidence. She seems pretty cool to me. I mean i’d be her friend. Also, Alexandra seems like a lovely intelligent young womyn and I think we should all be more concerned with what’s inside her head than what’s in her pants. Thank you.
January 24, 2008 at 1:19 pmAdam, these are awesome. We will never stop!!!
you are the one who is suck!
ha! I am very clever!
January 24, 2008 at 1:47 pmI am beating Aric up this weekend to stay warm.
January 24, 2008 at 3:05 pmI thought these stories were supposed to be about D.C. … if I had known I could submit stories from elementary school that don’t make any sense, I would have done so already.
January 25, 2008 at 5:59 pmThey don’t have elementary schools in DC?
January 25, 2008 at 6:01 pmi love lamp
January 28, 2008 at 7:13 am


Mean girls. Can we go back to Alexandra’s pants? Cause I was interested in that… :)
January 24, 2008 at 11:49 am