As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.

Previously on Tales From The Disctrict: The Christmas Pants Proposal
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- 2/13: 101 Reasons To Love DC-Part 1
- 2/10: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/9: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: Perfect Date Outfits + Outings
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- 2/1: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use:
God loves a cheerful giver.
Mean girls. Can we go back to Alexandra's pants? Cause I was interested in that...
Oh and I love the style of the drawings...
I thought most people were interested in what is in Alexandra's pants.
these suck. stop
whatever taylor!
bianca was a theif! she got what was coming to her.
I don't get why this comic makes this girl out to be a loser. She stole a tube of lipstick and wrote bon jovi graffitti in the bathroom and then ate the evidence. She seems pretty cool to me. I mean i'd be her friend. Also, Alexandra seems like a lovely intelligent young womyn and I think we should all be more concerned with what's inside her head than what's in her pants. Thank you.
Adam, these are awesome. We will never stop!!!
you are the one who is suck!
ha! I am very clever!
I am beating Aric up this weekend to stay warm.
I thought these stories were supposed to be about D.C. ... if I had known I could submit stories from elementary school that don't make any sense, I would have done so already.
They don't have elementary schools in DC?
i love lamp