BYT Empire

Brightest Young Things


As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.

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Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:

The Crappiest Baptism
That's Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com

Previously in I Heart DC:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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4 years ago kingpinphoto said

Best one yet! I remember hearing this first hand. What a town.

4 years ago Svetlana said

and the he went to 7-11, ran into william and went to an afterparty.

4 years ago Michael said

You should have traded the $20, wallet, watch and cell phone for the gun, then taken the gun and shot them in their baby dicks, then taken your stuff back.

Then you would have your stuff, and a gun, and you could go rob other people for more stuff.

4 years ago adam said

the more i hear the term "baby dicks" used on this site the more i think the FBI is going to be monitoring it.

4 years ago KC said

That $20 was for my HOT DOG...
i was forced to charge it...
so i got 2 and filled one with button cheese and one with button chili...
and a diet coke.

4 years ago Lord Jason said

In all fairness, when we say "baby dicks" at BYT, we don't mean baby pynis, we mean Babies that are assholes.

4 years ago Evan Keeling said

All babies are assholes.

4 years ago Michael said

speaking of assholes:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

4 years ago Lord Jason said

how come you haven't wound up on that site yet? Or for that matter, how come I haven't wound up on that site yet?

4 years ago Cale said

My company just paid me to spend an hour looking at that site.

4 years ago Michael said

Jason - neither of us is Orange, and neither of us hang out with hot chicks.

4 years ago eduardo ignasio said

i just looked at that site. the chicks are as douchey as the guys. they all look stoopid. the guy who started that site is a douche bag.

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