As always, send in your weird, interesting, funny, harrowing, and heartwarming stories about living in this gem of a town to Lord Jason and Evan Keeling at talesfromthedistrict@gmail.com so they can turn them into the funny papers.
Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
The Crappiest Baptism
That's Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
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- 2/9: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: DC News You Can (Maybe) Use
- 2/8: Perfect Date Outfits + Outings
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God loves a cheerful giver.
Best one yet! I remember hearing this first hand. What a town.
and the he went to 7-11, ran into william and went to an afterparty.
You should have traded the $20, wallet, watch and cell phone for the gun, then taken the gun and shot them in their baby dicks, then taken your stuff back.
Then you would have your stuff, and a gun, and you could go rob other people for more stuff.
the more i hear the term "baby dicks" used on this site the more i think the FBI is going to be monitoring it.
That $20 was for my HOT DOG...
i was forced to charge it...
so i got 2 and filled one with button cheese and one with button chili...
and a diet coke.
In all fairness, when we say "baby dicks" at BYT, we don't mean baby pynis, we mean Babies that are assholes.
All babies are assholes.
speaking of assholes:
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
how come you haven't wound up on that site yet? Or for that matter, how come I haven't wound up on that site yet?
My company just paid me to spend an hour looking at that site.
Jason - neither of us is Orange, and neither of us hang out with hot chicks.
i just looked at that site. the chicks are as douchey as the guys. they all look stoopid. the guy who started that site is a douche bag.