Tales From The District: I Did Not Order This With My Happy Meal
February 22, 2008 by Lord Jason 
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Previously on Tales From The Disctrict:
The Escalator Bet
I Haggled With a Mugger
The Crappiest Baptism
That’s Jovi-Licious!
The Christmas Pants Proposal
More from Evan: http://www.dcconspiracy.com
yeah, i wanted to say “i don’t reeeeeeeeally get it”
but didn’t want to seem stupid.
but now that michael has stepped forward….
FAIL
February 22, 2008 at 2:14 pmSome crackhead brought a dead guy into Mickey D’s. What’s not to get?
February 22, 2008 at 2:39 pmGuy wheels dead or passed out guy in shopping cart into McDonalds. Everyone stares and him. He decides to put a newspaper over the guy in the shopping cart. Then he books it out of the restaurant.
done and done. Peter wins!
February 22, 2008 at 4:17 pmI got it. I thought it was funny that the dude didn’t realize it was odd for him to be wheelin’ in a dead guy to McDonalds until people reacted. Was wondering if the punch line was an embellishment or if it really was a quick witted employee…
But the pacing is a little off compared to the previous ones, so I can kinda see why people were a little confused by it. Maybe sound effects could have been added. Like some crowd reactions. And maybe the newspaper should have looked a little more like a newspaper.
February 22, 2008 at 4:41 pmI was really trying to make the newspaper look like a giant map, because in my mind they were two adventurers on an epic journey to far off lands that had simply been de-railed and sent two our plane of existence and were terribly confused because in their world Hospitals look like McDonaldses so He ran in to get his friend help but was confounded by the value presented on the McDonald’s menu only to discover that people were staring at him he then grabbed the first thing he could find to cover up his compatriot so that his privacy would be respected. Then realizing that they had made a grave mistake the two intrepid voyagers ran off to find adventure elsewhere.
That’s how I interpreted the script.
February 22, 2008 at 4:56 pmhilarious.
February 25, 2008 at 3:52 pm
*scratches head*
February 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm