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People in DC do TONS of Coke

People in DC do TONS of Coke

June 5, 2009 by Libby

The District of Columbia had the nation’s highest rate of  cocaine use among those aged 12 and older (5.1 percent).**

Good job coked out hipsters!!!!

We also rule at smoking weed and binge-drinking.

Anything to keep the demons at bay right!

From the City Paper

**No word on if it’s good coke or not.

eddie Says:

**it’s not

12 and older?? horry cow.

June 5, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Amanda Says:

am i the only one bothered by the “12 and older” part of this statistic?

June 5, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Becca Says:

the “12 and older” doesn’t mean much, it’s just how SAMHSA breaks down ages. (they do it for all drug & alcohol statistics.)

June 5, 2009 at 12:32 pm
eddie Says:

because they know what’s what

June 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Becca Says:

whoa. it’s actually completely misleading in this instance too, since if you look at the data, almost no kids 12-17 in DC use cocaine.

map: http://oas.samhsa.gov/2k7state/Ch2.htm#Fig2-25
explanation: http://oas.samhsa.gov/2k7state/Alts.htm#Fig2-25

June 5, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Amanda Says:

12 and older is a very large age bracket. but it also means that there are 12 year olds doing coke. i find that disturbing.

June 5, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Becca Says:

not really, Amanda. see above.

June 5, 2009 at 12:43 pm
NF Says:

I wonder what the percentage number would be if they discluded drag queens and hipsters. bwahaha

June 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Amanda Says:

i didn’t see your previous post before my last post.

but that is somewhat reassuring.

June 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm
felps Says:

As long as you over the age of 18 and “party” only once a month you’ll be fine- neurologically that is. You still might get slapped upside the head by your parents or significant other. On that note- when’s the next BYT coke party?

June 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm
CK Says:

powder, or does that include crack and freebase? inquiring statisticians want to know

June 5, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Becca Says:

the cocaine category includes crack.

June 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm
DJ STEREO FAITH Says:

this bullshit statistic is only new and/or shocking to people that have moved to DC in the past few years. DC has been a coke haven since the 70s/80s. get over it. hipsters have nothing to do with it. our mayor got busted for smoking crack for god’s sake….

June 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Jackie Says:

HAHA thanks Libby.

How the fuck did DC beat out NYC or Boston on coke in the nose frequency???

I think that the demographic is more Hill zombies and high fallutin’ lobbyists and lawyers than broke ass hipsters.

In my personal scientific research i’d say DC has got to be no. 1 on the East Coast for weed-smokage.

Remember kids: Crack is WHACK. keep is classy.

June 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Becca Says:

it’s becoming clear why Pomona made me take a stats class.

June 5, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Alan Says:

DJ Stereofaith,

How is the statistic bullshit? Doesn’t the rest of your scattershot post confirm the conclusion as accurate?

Jackie,

Confirmation bias is not your friend. http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/11000.html

June 5, 2009 at 1:49 pm
graham Says:

where there is money there is coke – end of story….
i’d have to agree with stereo faith, i don’t think the hipsters have changed things too much in dc drugwise.

June 5, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Libby Says:

OH MY GOD, this is the first time in the history of BYT comments section that hipster coke use has been downplayed

June 5, 2009 at 1:53 pm
DJ STEREO FAITH Says:

alan, i “think” we’re on the same page. my qualm lies with “The news that D.C. tops the nation in cocaine use, according to the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, is hard to process.” is that supposed to be ironic? the second sentence, in my opinion, doesn’t do it’s job to clarify it. so, what’s so hard to process? coke has run as rampant as the rat and stray cat population for years. and yes, i would venture to say that DC hipster coke use of the past 6 years has NOT contributed significantly to the numbers reported by SAMHSA. let’s be honest, how many hipsters are in this fucking city? 500? less than 1000? how many do coke?

June 5, 2009 at 2:12 pm
umm, guys Says:

if you look at the survey you can see that they’re comparing DC with STATES, instead of other CITIES. That’s why there would be more drug use per capita. I’m sure if you looked at metropolitan areas, DC wouldn’t be nearly as high on the list (no pun intended).

June 5, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Alan Says:

DJ Stereo Faith,

Ya, we’re on the same page. There’s just a difference between calling bullshit on a statistic and its interpretation.

Also, this thread needs more excited coke users:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/463302828_273a6f173f.jpg?v=0

June 5, 2009 at 2:33 pm
felps Says:

The real issue here is how many false ADD/ADHD diagnoses of 12-18 year olds we can attribute to cracked out kids. Good luck with THAT statistic SAMHSA!

June 5, 2009 at 3:05 pm
addicts, you tards Says:

I agree with Stereo Faith. This is only a shock if you’re new to this town. DC has been an addicts wet dream for a long time now. Use/abuse by frat boys, hill people and Justice fans has little to do with this stat.

June 5, 2009 at 3:30 pm
cozylab bob Says:

stereofaith’s point about the amount of “hipsters” really says it all. i’ve been back here for only a year and feel like i see all the same faces at different clubs around the city. which isn’t bad- just making the point that there are more hipsters doing coke on any given night on ludlow st in east village alone than the total number of hipsters in dc.

June 5, 2009 at 4:26 pm
john Says:

cozylab bob, while there are definitely more hipsters in new york, it’s also partly because all hipsters in dc look exactly alike. it’s like the same hipster over and over and over here.

June 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm
so… Says:

where can i get some good coke?

June 6, 2009 at 10:40 am
bo dude Says:

…just go into any area rest stop or capital hill bar/hotel/restaurant bathroom and discreetly tap your foot twice under an adjacent, occupied bathroom stall. works like a charm.

June 6, 2009 at 1:27 pm
cozylab bob Says:

@john. hahah. it’s funny cause it’s true. bo dude, i’d say that’s pretty good advice, just make sure there are no glory holes or you might get a bit more than expected.

June 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
mel Says:

so…
you’re on byt. you obviously know exactly where to get your coke. i doubt it’s good, cause these kids act like morons on it regularly. but i guess that’s the point.

June 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm
bugabo Says:

its not only hipsters that do coke…though many do. what about the politicians? the wealthy elite looking to burn through some dough.

June 13, 2009 at 5:29 am
LOLOLOL Says:

holy shit, so much lolin’.

June 15, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Ryan Says:

Ludlow Street is LES.

October 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm
bill Says:

Anybody else read “SAMHSA” as “SMASHA”?

Would be a wayyy cooler name for a scary anti-drug administration. Think: I.C.E. Badass.

January 14, 2010 at 6:14 pm