According to some Trojan sponsored shit-science poll.....
Washingtonians have sex 86 times per year, on average, but are among the least satisfied with their sex lives, according to a new survey by condom maker Trojan.
The D.C. area had one of the highest rates of sexual activity in the survey. However, only 65 percent of local residents are "satisfied" with their love life.
We're insatiable, apparently.
Philadelphia and San Francisco, at 64 percent and 63 percent respectively, have the lowest satisfaction rates. Atlanta and New York, 73 percent and 71 percent respectively, had the highest rates of sexual satisfaction.
One in three Americans say they're "dissatisfied" with their sex lives, according to Trojan.
Washingtonians having more sex than most of the country? That makes sense when you realize that this is a city full of professional liars.
Washingtonians having more unsatisfying sex than most of the country? Makes sense since most of the Republicans have left town. And we all know neo-cons are better in bed than liberals.
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God loves a cheerful giver.
i want to know about miami...
unsatisfying sex? probably because they use condoms.
slip some Yaz in her toaster strudel every morning and bare-back it, yo.
PEOPLE in miami don't have sex.
duh
No sample size? Fail.
Sample size matters. Fail 2x.
How is 60% indicative of being unsatisfied? That indicates that about 2/3s are satisfied. Also, there's no gauge for what people mean by unsatisfied. I mean, maybe we're just massive perverts who can't get all the hot transgender action we really, deep down want, so we have sex constantly in a vain effort to compensate for our inability to overcome heteronormativity?
Shit-science, you ain't kiddin' Libby.
Oh here it is:
1000 adults (100 in each of 10 cities)
http://sfist.com/2009/07/01/san_francisco_loses_houston_wins_in.php
The only way this could be worse if it was done by Mark Penn
It's not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean, stupid.
i used to make the sex. i was great afaik
You still are eddie, at least you were early this am after I woke up in your manly arms.
wow, that was funny michael. your wit is sharper than ny style cheddar. go listen to the greaseman.
Science is hard.
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dude i've been to houston and i'm going back. these numbers don't lie!!!!