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In my new neighborhood of Columbia Heights, the only known residence of sexual offenders I'm aware of is the Exactly/Holland group home aka Party House 2. I thought it wise to run a quick check through the national sex offender database to better know my new surroundings so I can cruise around looking like a babe without worrying too much.

Yikes, look how many come up in a search for "Washington, DC 20010"

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Each square represents a sex offender. Clicking on one of the squares take you to the photo and vital stats of that sex offender- it's like facebook for rapists!

Upon further zooming in on the Columbia Heights neighborhood,  it appears that there are 62 offenders, and 4 non-mappable offenders.

It appears that I am situated in a rapist sandwich- my home is located in between two offender residences. Let's get to know my new neighbors!

This guy Dana Harris lives a block away from me. Dana was convicted in 2001 of enticing a child under 16 years of age.

Dana Harris

At the end of my street lives yet another offender, Stephen Gibson who has been charged with multiple sex crimes which are not listed on his rapebook profile page- but happened all the way back in 1983 probably when he was 18 and got caught having sex with his long term girlfriend who was still a minor- right?

gibson

Well I'm feeling pretty comfortable- Harris is only into minors and it looks like Gibson smokes too much weed to be much of a threat.

Here is a link to the Family Watchdog site that will allow you to search your neighborhood for perverts.

Offender Hot Zones:

  • A nest of rapists is located at 13th and Spring Street

  • 8 offenders live at 3800 14th Street!

  • 2 offenders live at Park & 13th

Previously in I Heart DC:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago padrock said

I like how in my neighborhood (mt. pleasant) there is a sex offender located ACROSS THE STREET from an elementary school.

3 years ago Logan said

I have too many rich Republican family interests here in Glover Park to make sure there isn't too much trash to be swept up.

"Um...daddy...I didnt come to Georgetown to get my degree in, like, PR, to have it compromised by sex offenders, *much less* minorities (in general), living in my neighborhood. Go to city council, and like, make it rain."

3 years ago Jesse said

Did you watch Young, Beautiful and Vanished? It does not paint a flattering picture of sex offender recidivism.

3 years ago Logan said

Did you watch Little Children?

If examinations on pedophilia have taught us anything, it's that we get to bone Kate Winslet.

3 years ago Stephen said

Umm... there are 4 offenders who work at elementary and middle schools in my area!! What the...?

3 years ago Dan Riccatelli said

I live in Winnetka ca. 91306
How many offenders live in this city?

3 years ago adrie said

how many registered sex offenders live in burlington vermont

3 years ago connie said

I live in Perdido, Alabama 36562
How many sex offenders live near me. Iam also close to a school of which that concerns me.

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