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The tests are showing there is no public health threat, as will be
announced at a Mayor’s press conference tomorrow. We will use our best
efforts to get the National Park Service to open the park (they have jurisdiction and control over the park).
I share your eagerness to get things back on track.
Mary Cheh.
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Mary M. Cheh
Councilmember for Ward 3
Council of the District of Columbia
1350 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. Suite 108
Washington, DC 20004
mcheh@dccouncil.us
Scoop
I have it on good authority that Marion Barry was all set to jump in front of a USGS pick-up truck a la Tienanmen Square. He said he’s been ingesting large quantities of arsenic since the 80’s and it’s had absolutely no effect on him.
May 21, 2008 at 4:41 pmTold everyone it was a pussy overreaction.
May 21, 2008 at 4:42 pmWOOT! WOOT!
May 21, 2008 at 4:42 pmGood. We are not grazing on the land, we’re watching bands on it. Another fine example of the pussification of the nation. You said it Michael.
May 21, 2008 at 5:21 pmI probably still won’t go though. Why start now?
May 21, 2008 at 7:16 pmmy old band was turned down by ft reno 5 years straight. kind of said ‘fuck it’ after that.
May 22, 2008 at 12:02 pmI told everyone that Michael was right re: overreaction.
May 22, 2008 at 12:11 pm
THANK YOU MARION BARRY!!!
May 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm