Big DC band news: Today NoVa’s own The Friday Night Boys announced that they have signed with Fueled By Ramen (Fallout Boy, Paramore, Panic at the Disco, Phantom Planet, etc., etc.).
I remember one time playing Friday Night Boys on myspace for a friend who was all like, “please stop playing this, because I’m starting to really like it, and I’m not sure if it’s okay that I really like it…” and another who was all like, “I cant stop listening to Friday Night Boys. I feel totally gay, but they’re totally fucking catchy.”
These bros also have a preposterous fan base made up almost entirely of 16 year old scene chicks. I guess that’s what happens when members of turn of the century hard touring, hard working emo bands like Aberdein (Negative Progression Records), The Spotlight (Eulogy Records/Emerald Moon Records), and Pictures in Pieces start writing undeniably catchy pop songs that sound like Ashley Simpson meets Ashley Parker Angel with over the top guitar solos and massive, indiscriminate use of autotune.

A few of the ‘Boys were at the BYT/Rock and Roll Hotel Anniversary party getting awesome & pounding PBR, so I’m pretty sure they aren’t all that wholesome.
I’m mostly pumped because this increases my chances of seeing Ashley Simpson-Wentz at the next Garutachi Underwear Party. I’m totally trying to put some dents in her baby’s head.
Who needs Joel Madden anyway?


oh god why
August 12, 2008 at 3:31 pmmanliner? wtf ..
shouldn’t it be guyliner?
August 12, 2008 at 3:39 pmWTF ever happened to Eyeliner Michael?
August 12, 2008 at 3:44 pmalso, why is tripp suddenly back from being grounded/having too much homework/jockeying the register at harris teeter or whatevs.
where have you been son?
also, i didn’t think you were old enough to go to the byt parties. whats up with that?
August 12, 2008 at 3:47 pmDude, summer vacay, Nicole. get off my case.
I don’t go to those lame parties. I just have to hear my brother Preston talk about them.
They just look like a bunch of myspace photos taken of people to old to be on myspace anyway.
August 12, 2008 at 4:33 pmthis is going to be all over the radio. and my roommate is going to love the shit out of it.
August 12, 2008 at 8:45 pmdon’t worry, michael. you will ALWAYS be eyeliner michael to me. in fact, you aren’t even in my phone as ‘michael’ - you are eyeliner (omitting last name here). forever.
now, the name might be losing a bit of it’s cache considering you have stopped wearing eyeliner. fortunately, those days are firmly ingrained in my memory.
(even better, the red eyeshadow i would put on you before every panic! umm, HOT.)
August 13, 2008 at 10:20 amVR - funny. Even Arnold at the Cat still calls me Eyeliner Mike to this day.
August 13, 2008 at 11:07 am


That line about denting Ashlee Simpson Wentz’s baby’s head is pure gold.
August 12, 2008 at 3:07 pm