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We told you to go to support Comet Ping Pong at the ANC meeting where they petitioned the fuedal lords to stay open until 12 a.m. (gasp!), serve alcohol on its patio (gasp!), and host live music performances (gasp!). Well, if you took up the call to arms you were in for a real treat my friend 'cause apparently all hell broke loose.

The infamous ANC Comissioner, Frank Winstead (who hates fun), lost what little was left of his mind. Luckily, ace City Paper reporter, Amanda Hess has posted audio from the meeting of Winstead losing his shit on her City Desk Blog.

During the meeting Winstead accused Comet Ping Pong's owner of:

  • lying
  • cheating
  • stealing
  • spitting in a customers food
  • encouraging murderers
  • encouraging rapists

The City Paper's Jason Cherkis tried to get in touch with the Comish to explain the outrageous accusations, but after his and the Post's calls fell on deaf ears, Cherkis decided to take a little trip to Winstead's apartment... thank god they brought a camera.

“Frank Winstead Gives Us The Bird.”

Previously in I Heart DC:

God loves a cheerful giver.

COMMENTS (16)

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4 years ago eddie said

fix that link! as much as i like the gold bikini, i want to hear the audio from the meeting. mkay? thx.

4 years ago MJLphoto said

FYI, the link to Amanda Hess's post is actually to a random picture Dakota took...

4 years ago amanda said

BOO

4 years ago N. said

I wouldn't be surprised if he made a huge deal about posting this video.

Needless to say, I know exactly where those apartments are. >_>

4 years ago eddie said

amanda, will you please post a link to your blog, then?

4 years ago Lily said

get this guy for defamation

4 years ago a.c. said

I second the boo.

4 years ago Sexy Fitsum said

Is it me or this video being hosted on an old-timey hand-cranked webserver made of wood?

4 years ago amanda said

you mean "youtube"?

4 years ago eddie said

sf - hahaha it is pretty bad.

how does someone like that get in any position of authority? jeez. 'crackpot' is right.

here's the link to the short meeting excerpt:
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2008/06/19/frank-winstead-gone-wild-the-recordings/

4 years ago Libby said

FIXED!!!!!! Sorry!

4 years ago pedro said

i think the dakota pic is more relevant
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLEE

4 years ago Marko said

Into Frank's apartment? A chick?

Also, any ornithologists able to id the other bird? A legal import?

4 years ago liz crow said

does anyone else remember (sometime in the earlier part of this decade) when there was graffiti in the black cat women's bathroom that said JASON CHERKIS SUCKS ??? anyway, this guy is so awesome. thanks.

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