Meet Rex Gold, New Columbia's Concierge
He killed his parents--but that was business-- like that even matters when he can get a kidney in 10 minutes flat.
Dial 1-800-REX-GOLD.
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God loves a cheerful giver.
when i dialed the number the operator read my thoughts and gave me a magic penis, so i have to say its 100% no risk.
I've got competition. I see how it is.
i mourn the time and energy spent making this turd.