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Some totally cool person posted a picture of themselves doing coke. Turns out that with the metadata encrypted, they were pretty much right at the White House.

Not that this is a big deal since we already know that everyone does cocaine here, especially after they get their security clearance.

So, where do you think this functional drug addict/newbie drug nerd works?

There seems to be a sifter of dark alcohol and what appears to be either a cocktail napkin (as opposed to stationary which one would assume to have a letterhead)

Could we be at Lotus Lounge? Off The Record? The St. Regis? The Bottom Line?

Where do people do drugs now that Mantis and The House of Secrets are closed (besides their offices)???????

For all I can tell this is either 1) fake or 2)  from Aaron Sorkin's iphone

Previously in I Heart DC:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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2 years ago velvet said

i can't believe he posted it in 4chan. That's all those guys do is bust people. Anonymous is not your playground.

2 years ago DS said

The headline, "Troll trolls trolls" comes to mind.

2 years ago keonato said

For what it's worth -- and assuming the metadata gps is spot-on -- the picture was taking in the residence... away from where most bottom-level staffers work.

2 years ago N. said

Metadata can also be manipulated.

2 years ago empath said

Christ, this is 4chan. What are the odds that someone at the white house posted a picture of coke on 4chan, vs the odds that some person on 4chan decided to be funny and put the white house's GPS info in his reply.

2 years ago Bradley said

Ha empath for the win.

2 years ago Steve said

Remember that time David Cross did cocaine near the President of the United States? Samesies.
http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0910/cross_i_did_coke_at_whcd.html

2 years ago BrznQT said

What you know about House of Secrets?!! None of ya would have gotten in back in the days. It was the best after hour place!!

2 years ago Peter said

wouldnt it be awesome if it was monica lewinsky and she was dealing coke to the POTUS?

2 years ago Peter said

if that was true id vote for his relection so hard i'd break the voting booth in half

2 years ago Pantokrator said

/where do you find coke in D.C. now?

2 years ago Doctore said

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