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So Washington Post asked BYT about our expectations for DC nightlife in '09, you know, now that DC is all cool for the first time ever. Read the article here

Well, we lent our expertise and our expertise got butchered, duped by a reporter we trust and love, Fritz Hahn.

Here is how BYT initially answered Fritz's questions:

What are you looking forward to for the year in nightlife?

A Jurassic Park theme bar

What's your hot pick (a bar, a drink, a DJ, a neighborhood) for 2009?

A Jurassic Park theme bar

What place/event do you think captures the spirit of the city right now?

A Jurassic Park theme bar

What do you think the D.C. area needs most in 2009?

A Jurassic Park theme bar with a light up dance floor.

This is the response we got from Fritz:


"If you give me some serious answers, too, I will make sure to mention
the Jurassic Park theme bar."

As you read in the interview, Svetlana sent over her "serious answers". So where the hell is our Jurassic Park shout out FRITZ? WHERE?!

Previously in I Heart DC:

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago Michael said

I want to know wtf Fritz is doing with those jacked up commas in his sentence "If you give me some serious answers, too, I will make sure to mention the Jurassic Park theme bar."

Wrong as a football bat.

3 years ago thurman murman said

I, for one, think it's both pretentious and not in the recent spirit of bipartisanship and inclusion to scorn a Jurassic Park themed bar.

Ever since my grandmother took me to that movie for the first time, I've wanted this. To pee into a t-rex urinal that roars when it flushes. To get my beer/soda from a spitter draft. To eat a triceratops burger. Maybe some nachos with brontosaurus/apatosaurus cheese.

And , Mr. Fritz, you spat on my dream.

I sincerely hope you get owned by a big, steaming drop of raptor shit (one of dinosaurs closest cousins--you probably wouldn't know this because you hate dinosaurs, which, no offense, is a little weird/creepy).

Love,

TM

3 years ago Michael said

Wait. I was wrong (punches self).

3 years ago U.S. Royalty said

From where we see things....a Jurassic Themed Bar is the only real solution to our economic crisis

3 years ago Alan Zilberman said

Libby,

If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that a Jurassic Park theme bar will not be contained. It breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously."

3 years ago Becca said

p.s. Fritz, we so know it's not your "editors".

3 years ago Libby said

Life will find a way (to finance a Jurassic Park theme bar)

3 years ago amanda said

rawrrrhhrhrrwarrr

3 years ago Cale said

He even ignored our dinosaur related serious answers:

(b) what's your hot pick (a bar, a drink, a DJ, a neighborhood) for 2009?

The Stegosaurus (orange juice + sprite + grenadine + pineapple juice + rum)

3 years ago andy said

there should be a byt party at the Dinosaur Hall. deal.

3 years ago Jason Bond said

I love how "light up dance floor" got twisted and morphed into "I think we can finally see a decompartmentalization of D.C. night life." Jesus, that sounds like something *I* would say.

Fucking liberal media.

3 years ago Svetlana said

hush Jason, that was me trying to give them tit so we could get our dinosaur tat. (that came out wrong).

So, when they asked for *serious* I naturally went into "what would jason do mode".
FOILED.

3 years ago Kevin C. said

I'm really having alot of fun reading this.

3 years ago VNL. said

Next BYT party should be at the Natural History Museum under the T-Rex just to spite Fritz.

3 years ago misspronounced said

this is the greatest thing i've read in a while.

also, it's not so far-fetched...there's already a pirate bar in silver spring, a dino bar can't be far behind....let's make it happen people! hope! change! pterodactyls!

3 years ago SLEESTACK77 said

Fuck all yall LOTL4LYFE

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3 years ago Henry said

While reading this, I actually got my hopes up that such a marvelous thing could exist... My wings have been crushed. Thanks, Washington Post.

3 years ago lol said

your attempts at humor are as lame as ur DJ/dance nights. what will this site do now that hipsterdom is over?

3 years ago Libby said

LOL: you are so boring

3 years ago martin said

so....Drunk-Ass-ic Park?

3 years ago Paul said

I can kind of see how skinny jeans and old t-shirts make hipsters look like tyrannosaurus rex dinosaurs ...

3 years ago Paul said

oh shit, I forgot to write the funny part of that joke

3 years ago drunkassic park said

where's the funny part of the joke? & would that be the same Paul who got kicked out of the girls bathroom at rock & roll during jello wrestling??? because that was the funniest thing i've seen all week.

but i digress - i think the article wasn't half bad, even without the nod from fritz.

3 years ago Brandon said

I propose we pack the midnight showing at Landmark:
http://www.landmarktheatres.com/Films/films_frameset.asp?id=43768

Srsly, does this movie NEED a synopsis?

3 years ago Svetlana said

saturday

3 years ago James-Type-Character said

Hold on to your butts!

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