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For those of you in want of a boyfriend who pushes a leased 3 series BMW......... gag.

From DCist, via CNN

CNN.com's Money Magazine has a new ranking out that lists the top U.S. cities or towns in which to snag a wealthy significant other, and Arlington, Va. is in the #2 spot. With 41.6 percent of Arlington's population listed as single and a median family income of $108,815, the Northern Virginia county is second only to Hermosa Beach, CA, where the median income is $137,941 and 47.2 percent of the population is single. Now, given that fewer than 20,000 people live in Hermosa, while Arlington has about 200,000, we might quibble with Money's ranking just a smidge. But Hermosa Beach is also billed as the sexier option: there you'll find "sun-kissed singles roller-blading along the Strand bike path or surfing," where as in Arlington, "scientific geniuses and government types dominate."

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3 years ago Lex said

shit is sick.

3 years ago Just make sure you don't steal ugly clothes said

So I can go on double dates with people from Arlington and mug the shit out of them to my (and my date's) benefit?

I'm in.

3 years ago Peter said

What gets my goat is that they are better educated and have different priorities than me. Fuckers, how dare they live right across the river like that, with their clean lives and their condos.

3 years ago Laura said

Next reality shit show to hit the vicinity: Millionaire Matchmaker DC.

3 years ago What? said

The Arlington rap is by far one of the best youtube videos.

Is that dude single?

3 years ago rachel said

ahahahha!!! he got stuck trying to jump a 3ft wall.

3 years ago marcalamari said

I live in Arlington and it rules. Arlington, MA that is and we got #10 bitches.

3 years ago Brandon said

Young gorgeous male Arlington DTF4$ email pics.....

3 years ago poor fggt said

peter wins

3 years ago marc said

i guess living in dupont or AM doesnt pay off....unless youre living in a group house when youre 30 years old like a college kid...LOL!

3 years ago jjb said

you might find a rich guy but he won't buy you $hit b/c he's putting all that money in the bank. NERDS... although i do see some hot straight dudes in arlington when i'm out there.

3 years ago lisaa said

On the other hand, Peter- these DC fuckers don't know what they hell they're doing with their lives... going to their subpar public colleges, traveling outside this awesome and free democratic country instead of climbing that exhilerating corporate ladder, and having constant infectious contact with those from different socio-economic backgrounds than themselves... ick.

Oh, and don't get me started on those grouphouses... living in squalor with all those other degenerates who probably won't even get married until they're over 30! Ha! And they call themselves validated human beings...

3 years ago Dave said

Peter lives in SW.

3 years ago lisaa said

got it. peter, you're in my googlemaps as being somewhere in SW. I'll reference it next time I post another non-amusing comment concerning this topic.

p.s. I dig your city.

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