Photos by Bradley
Our BYT Dinosaur has been hitting up the hottest parties in anticipation of our super-awesome prehistoric pride party "Capital Pride & Brightest Young Things present Homo Erectus - the Evolution of Pride". on Saturday, June 12. His first stop in D.C. was the massive, monthly Mixtape party held at EFN Lounge. We thought we'd give him the opportunity to introduce himself to our BYT readers along with some photos he snapped with his new friends.
BYT Dinosaur: Shrieeek!! Thanks. I just flew in on a pterodactyl and, boy, are his arms tired! No, seriously folks. I ate him.
When Brightest Young Thingsinvited me to the Mixtape party, I accepted right away. I had literally been waiting 30 million years to visit Washington. My cousin had a swamp home here around 42 million B.C. and I was always a bit jealous of that son-of-a-brontosaurus.
Kick it old-school: Party like it's 1999million BC!
The Mixtape party was packed with so many juicy men! One blond twink asked me if I wanted to eat his *#@%$* in the stall of the upstairs bathroom, so we headed up the back stairs. Imagine my embarrassment when I found out that "eating *#@%$*" was a human sexual slang and not an open invitation to dinner!
Queer Eye Tip of the Night: Moisturize dry, scaley skin for a better look. Thanks guys!
The music by DJs Shea Van Horn and Matt Bailer was great, the crowd fun, and OH MY GOD I got so drunk! I'm no homo-sapien (not that there's anything wrong with that), but I got so wasted that I let a few guys take off my shirt and get up on it. Vodka Redbulls will do that every time. Watch out!
I don't judge: Me with a bunch of Homos(apiens)
I made so many good friends at Mixtape, that I'll be hitting more events ahead of our massive, June 12 party at the Washington Hilton. Online ticket sales will soon be extinct, so grab them now at dcpride.eventbrite.com. The Mixtape DJs (Matt Bailer & Shea Van Horn) will be there along with sexy cavepeople, DILF dinosaurs and the hottest people in DC.
SHRIEEK!!!!! MORE PEOPLE PICTURES:
Grab your Homo Erectus tickets before they become extinct at: dcpride.eventbrite.com
Capital Pride & BrightestYoungThings.com present Homo Erectus - the Evolution of Pride on Saturday, June 12 at the iconic Washington Hilton. This is the official closing party of pride.
God loves a cheerful giver.
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!
That dino was hot. I was one of the guys who danced up on it just hoping he was cute underneath.
Bryce - underneath? I don't get it.
I was wondering why there was a dinosaur at mixtape. Ha. So great. I'll look for it next time.