LZ Restaurant, a diamond in the rough and tumble 1400 block of Florida Ave (exact address: 1406 Florida Ave-ed), provides the unlikely opportunity to do the following two things at once: eat some excellent and authentic Middle Eastern food and improve the standing of your immortal soul. Both are made possible by Mahjouba, the erstwhile Moroccan lady who opened the place this spring.

photo from: prince of petworth
From the looks of the place, you would not expect it to be a source of edification. Wedged between a liquor store and an alley, LZ suffers from a bit of guilt by association. With its bright plastic awning, neon sign telling you it’s open (which it is, incidentally, almost always), and linoleum-themed interior, it resembles every generic greasehole around. A cursory glance could easily lead one to write it off as just another George’s Chinese Take-Out.
One would be totally wrong, however. Unfortunately, Mahjouba and her co-worker/10-year-old son have not done enough to disabuse passersby of this misconception. As a result, LZ is rarely busy. It languishes undiscovered, a stone’s throw from the heaviest of the U St. foot traffic.
Which is a shame, because whatever her failings as an advertiser, Mahjouba is a really good cook. We’re not talking about some dried-out falafel or weak-ass shawarma pawned off as ethnic food. This is high-quality and authentic Middle-Eastern cuisine cooked to order in a huge stone oven by Mahjouba herself.
Now, they actually do have a shawarma on the menu, and that brings me to an important point: Do not order the shawarma. The fact that Mahjouba sees the need to put it on the menu to begin with is an indictment of our culinary sensibilities. The shawarma is originally a Turkish creation, if I’m not mistaken; done correctly, it involves some serious machinery: a spit that can handle half a mammal worth of flesh, an electric saw for shaving off thin strips of said flesh, etc. This is just not LZ’s territory, nor should it be in my opinion.
But the shawarma (for many good reasons, I admit) has become the Middle East’s most prominent representative in that unfortunate category of “ubiquitous, highly compromised ethnic food.” Hence the $6.99 chicken shawarma at LZ, which is the cheapest (and probably most familiar-sounding) item on the menu, and therefore a tempting choice for the lazy or un-curious eater. It is, however, the wrong choice.
Instead, toss caution to the wind and try a more exotic appetizer (tabouleh, kibbeh, and baba ghanoush are all good) – even if only for the fun-to-pronounce names. Asking for “baba ghanoush” is almost worth the three bucks even if you don’t like eggplant.

But the main dishes like the chicken or lamb platters are excellent too, despite their boring names. At 12 – 14 bucks, you can probably afford it, and you’ll get enough food for two meals. Mahjouba changes up these main dishes according to what spices and vegetables she has on hand, and this is a good thing. There’s always something new, and it’s usually worth trying.
So that covers your stomach. Now for the soul part. Assuming you have a soul to begin with, you cannot help but root for LZ. Mahjouba and her family work their collective ass off; the place is open from 10 -10 every day and until 2am on weekends. She cooks everything herself and does a damn good job. It’s refreshing to patronize an establishment where you know your business is appreciated, and the person cooking your meal actually cares about your enjoyment of it.
But there’s more to it than that. I may still be surfing the wave of post-election sentimentality here, but I’ll be damned if LZ isn’t the very epitome of the American dream. Mahjouba and family clearly believe that America is still the land of opportunity, and it’s our duty to prove them right. Show these newcomers from a different culture, a culture often at odds with our own, that we Americans are decent, intelligent people who appreciate and reward quality – not a tribe of bumbling shawarma-devouring louts.
Give LZ a try. Your stomach and your soul will thank you.
This is right by my house. Can’t wait to try it… for my stomach and my soul. Thanks for the heads-up!
November 13, 2008 at 11:42 amTeddy, you just made my day. I LOVE that family and their food. Jessie and I were likely their first customers. I would stop in daily even just to buy a soda or something so I could say hi and contribute. It is rare to encounter a place like LZ, they win you over with their warmth immediately and you are overwhelmed with a desire to see them succeed. I am very happy to hear that you are holding it down by supporting LZ and I absolutely hope that everyone else will stop by. It’s the perfect place for pick up when you are in the 14th and U area.
(oh, and you were dead on- the shawarma left something to be desired but everything else is great)
November 13, 2008 at 12:05 pmFYI, Kibbeh is Lebanon’s national dish, but it is fucking delicious and I can’t wait to try some of Mahjouba’s.
November 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm“rough and tumble” block of florida. yeah, it’s pretty rough with the $600,000 2 br loft condos and three quarter of a million dollar row houses. around the corner on 14th, there are still a few liquor store lovers, but they’re pretty harmless. oh, and there is a salvadorean hang-out that doesn’t have much in common with logan tavern – maybe that’s what you think of as rough – but that’s on 14th, not florida. the 1400 block of florida hasn’t been rough and tumble for a decade, though the exterior of LZ which, as you rightly put it, can be mistaken for “George’s Chinese take-out” is a set back. their cheesy neon sign has kept people away who could be helping a young business survive. if you know the owner, gently explain presentation is part of the game and making your exterior compliment, rather than detract, from the neighborhood goes a long way in building good will and a customer base. you said LZ “resembles every generic greasehole around”….and you’re right. at a time when the number of generic greaseholes are declining, it’s a little painful to see the ghost of one in the facade of a new business that we wish well.
November 13, 2008 at 3:29 pmOkay, okay. point totally taken re the 1400 block of Florida Ave. I realize how much of a cop-out it is to say “dude, I was just kidding,” but dude, I was just kidding about it being a rough block. I just really wanted to use the phrase “diamond in the rough and tumble”… which I still stand by.
And yes, I’m realizing now that a lot of the dishes at LZ are in fact Lebanese, so it’s wrong to characterize the place as Moroccan per se.
But regardless, it’s good, and all the stuff about spiritual uplift, that shit transcends national borders and urban demographics.
I went there last night, and my soul still feels amazing.
November 14, 2008 at 9:58 am










Yeah. This place is seriously good. I haven’t been there in a couple months, I need to make my way back up North.
November 13, 2008 at 11:36 am