Brightest Young Things

This sounds like something you'd buy at a gas station bathroom, packaged in a teeny tiny vial and promising hours upon hours of sexual pleasure.

Then you realize that no, it just makes you violently ill or at best, same as you ever were.

Spanish Rocket

• 1 oz Galliano
• 1 oz Tequila
• 1 oz orange juice

Shake in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain. Add a lemon wedge for garnish, serve in a chilled cocktail glass. This tastes like a Tequila Sunrise that's been blended subtly with Twizzlers and flowers. In other words: not bad at all, really. I used gold Tequila, and I suggest not using anything that's been aged too long or the caramel notes will throw it off.