I've packed my bags and am fleeing DC into the warm and loving (if backwards) arms of my southern Virginia home for the weekend. Only in southern Virginia can you find this gem of a tourist trap (Cale, if you make only one road trip this year it should be to "Escape from Dino Kingdom"). I say this because only in southern Virginia can people actually conceptualize a theme park based on the conjecture that Confederate soldiers are tasked to save endangered dinosaurs from Yankee exploitation. Country roads, take me home.
Southern Death Cult
- 2 oz Jack Daniel's whiskey
- 2 oz Southern Comfort
- 2 oz Wild Turkey bourbon
- 3 oz Coke (NOT PEPSI)
- 3 oz 7-Up
Put ice in a highball glass and the add the liquors. Top the glass off with Coke and 7-up and a lemon twist. Stir. Drink. Gag. Get really drunk and listen to country music because hey, you can (not contemporary country music, I'm talkin' honky-tonk).
This is a real photo from "Escape from Dino Kingdom" depicting a Union soldier getting his comeuppance from a dinosaur
God loves a cheerful giver.
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