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Yesterday I featured the Hail Mary. Today I'm featuring a Satanic drink just to level the playing field, and also because I wanted to quote one of my all time favorite moments from one of my all time favorite movies: Rosemary's Baby.

(right around 2:34)

Satan's Whiskers

  • 1 oz gin
  • 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
  • 1 oz dry vermouth
  • 1 oz sweet vermouth
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 2 dashes orange bitters

Shake well with ice, strain into chilled cocktail glass.

A variation on this is the Curled Satan's Whiskers, which is the same recipe sans Grand Marnier. This one is strong and quite a lot of drink (almost overflows the cocktail glass) but has a nice citrus-y finish that kind of reminds me of Orange-Glo cleaning solution. In a good way.

And the Super Bowl is this Sunday. Don't think you're getting out of another hooray-for-Steelers reference before the week's out.

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago Ernest said

Steelers Schwheelers. And that reminds me: football is another of Satan's deeds because it's about the indocrination. It causes a member of inteligentsia to be a tool, a cog in the machine, a pawn in their game. You don wanna be all that. Read a book, rent a good movie, or go for a walk instead.

3 years ago Danielle said

Ernest, you remind me of this nut job that used to proselytize at my college and carried this huge sign proclaiming that sports fans, Catholics, and girls who wore lip gloss were evil and would be sent straight to hell.

3 years ago Dave Stroup said

WAKE UP AMERICA! COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING!

3 years ago Michael said

Punches Dave for blasphemy. They are not. Coke is good. Pepsi is communist swill.

3 years ago chad said

ernest, how 'bout i rent a movie about football. maybe adam sandler's version The Longest Yard?

3 years ago chad said

oh and Dave, if you can't see the difference between Coke and pepsi, i feel sorry for you.

michael, right on.

3 years ago Dave Stroup said

Ugh, my simpsons quote was lost on you all!

3 years ago Danielle said

I did not miss the Simpson's reference, D.

3 years ago Ernest said

so maybe you didn't but football sux still.

3 years ago ernest said

then you're goin' to hell, Chad.

3 years ago chad said

it's not like me to miss a Simpson's reference. i am mightily embarassed.

3 years ago Amanda said

i prefer dr. pepper, and that's a pepsi product, so i suppose that makes me a communist. i'm okay with that.

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