Yesterday I featured the Hail Mary. Today I'm featuring a Satanic drink just to level the playing field, and also because I wanted to quote one of my all time favorite moments from one of my all time favorite movies: Rosemary's Baby.
(right around 2:34)
Satan's Whiskers
- 1 oz gin
- 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
- 1 oz dry vermouth
- 1 oz sweet vermouth
- 1 oz orange juice
- 2 dashes orange bitters
Shake well with ice, strain into chilled cocktail glass.

A variation on this is the Curled Satan's Whiskers, which is the same recipe sans Grand Marnier. This one is strong and quite a lot of drink (almost overflows the cocktail glass) but has a nice citrus-y finish that kind of reminds me of Orange-Glo cleaning solution. In a good way.
And the Super Bowl is this Sunday. Don't think you're getting out of another hooray-for-Steelers reference before the week's out.

God loves a cheerful giver.
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Steelers Schwheelers. And that reminds me: football is another of Satan's deeds because it's about the indocrination. It causes a member of inteligentsia to be a tool, a cog in the machine, a pawn in their game. You don wanna be all that. Read a book, rent a good movie, or go for a walk instead.
Ernest, you remind me of this nut job that used to proselytize at my college and carried this huge sign proclaiming that sports fans, Catholics, and girls who wore lip gloss were evil and would be sent straight to hell.
WAKE UP AMERICA! COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING!
Punches Dave for blasphemy. They are not. Coke is good. Pepsi is communist swill.
ernest, how 'bout i rent a movie about football. maybe adam sandler's version The Longest Yard?
oh and Dave, if you can't see the difference between Coke and pepsi, i feel sorry for you.
michael, right on.
Ugh, my simpsons quote was lost on you all!
I did not miss the Simpson's reference, D.
so maybe you didn't but football sux still.
then you're goin' to hell, Chad.
it's not like me to miss a Simpson's reference. i am mightily embarassed.
i prefer dr. pepper, and that's a pepsi product, so i suppose that makes me a communist. i'm okay with that.