Let's face it Gaulties, your tea parties sucked yesterday. In DC it was cold and rainy, none of you had permits, and even worse - well, nobody really cared.
Cheer up misguided capitalists, and drink a nice Cool Colonel. You can reuse the teabags you didn't hurl at Obama and finish up that flask of Bourbon you brought with you from Kentucky because I'm guessing that's where a good number of these folk come from.
Cool Colonel
- 1 1/2 oz Bourbon
- 3 oz tea (nothing fancy, just reuse the Lipton orange pekoe you tried to use for teabaggin' yesterday)
- 1/4 oz fresh lemon juice
- 1/4 tsp sugar
- Soda water
- 1 oz Southern Comfort
In a tall glass (make sure it's tall, this drink is going to be about 10oz of southern joy) and pour the Bourbon, tea, lemon and sugar. Fill with ice and then fill with soda water and stir. Float Southern Comfort on top. It's strong - really strong - but I love the mellow flavor the tea gives it. I think next time I'll try it with lemon, as I am weirdo and don't like the combination of tea and lemon. Hell, I might just pour some Bourbon into iced tea when it gets warmer this weekend.
God loves a cheerful giver.
silly republicans - you really are pathetic aren't you?
Both parties are pathetic. People who vote for a candidate because they are a member of a certain party are pathetic. This drink sounds good.
i think the sheepish obama supporters are even more pathetic.
In practice, both parties are mere factions of the same one party: the party of the elites! Jeez.
Now, how exactly do I take Jack Daniels as to not (mark that 'not') to puke, and even if I do puke, I don't puke all over other guests, and if I still do puke all over other guests, I do it with much lesser force than the one comparable to the force of water coming out of a fire hydrant in full throttle? I had somewhat an embarrassing experience. Ah, the memories.
picot...not pekoe.