I haven’t done a crazy-ass cocktail in awhile, mostly old standards. Fuck that for today. Monkeys in space, people.

Chimp In Orbit

• 1/4 oz grenadine
• 1 oz fresh lemon juice
• 2 oz orange juice
• 1/4 oz light creme de cacao
• 1 oz sweet vermouth
• 1/2 oz orange curacao
• 1 1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum

Blend with ice. Serve in a tall glass with more crushed ice and add a mint sprig for garnish. This tastes like something you’d get on a cruise ship (high octane, lots of sugar, hangover sets in within 30 minutes and by that point you’ve already sang “Love Shack” on the karaoke machine about five times).