Today I just want to sit at home and watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and get slightly buzzed on this while I try finish up my newly purchased biography of Stalin. Is that too much to ask?

Apparently so. Regardless, here's one for you, Carlton.

Alfonso (Ribeiro) Cocktail
In a champagne glass, add:
- 3/4 oz Red Dubonnet (the red is sweeter than the green bottle of Dubonnet)
- 1 ice cube
- 1 dash aromatic bitters
- 1 lump sugar
Fill glass with Champagne and add a lemon twist. Put on some Tom Jones and do your best Carlton dance.
God loves a cheerful giver.
I dont think enough people are appreciating Fresh Prince references. Also, did you know that to be 'Bel-Air'd is an internet meme? http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bel-Air