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BYT Summer Camp Week 7: JESUS CAMP @ Capitol Skyline Hotel

by Svetlana

July 11, 2009
12:00 pm

Hey homos and breeders, the Catholics are going to have to call Vatican III in order to deal with the aftermath of this:

Jesus Camp

w/ your gay recruiters the Mixtape DJs
+ the “honorary gay” DJ Camp Counselor Cale
+meth and poolside massages provided by  Ted Haggard
+makeup lessons from Tammy Fay Baker

Prepare to be set on fire with the love of the lord:

- Evil hetero demon exorcisms
- Gay nuns
- Bedazzle a crucifix craft time
- Homo stigmata
- Cleanse the straight out in the baptismal pool
- Camp flamer sing a longs
- Stone a breeder
- Fabulous nativity scenes
- Skittles

Everyone is welcome (unlike the Mormon Church)

Still 10 bucks for the WHOLE DAY.
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Every Saturday during the summer BYT will be hosting its very special SUMMER CAMP Party series at the Capitol Skyline Hotel pool.Relaxing in the sun, camp games and crafts, special (music and other) guests, $10 day pass (from noon till 8pm-swimming is ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED), drink and food and $99 room specials, metro accessible, inflatable EVERYTHINGS and more.Get your camp socks and swim trunks ready.View BYT Summer Camp in a larger mapCheck out how awesome the hotel is:
http://www.capitolskyline.com/Stay tuned here and @ http://www.brightestyoungthings.com for all the updates/details

This is the best idea we ever had.

PLEASE NOTE: IF YOU ARE CAUGHT BRINGING OUTSIDE FOOD/BEVERAGES TO THE HOTEL POOL, YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES

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ricke Says:

Please tell me someone will walk on water.

Do they make inflatable crosses?

July 6, 2009 at 11:05 am
robert Says:

Is the Week 8 theme: Dress like your favorite Auschwitz guard?

This is disappointing.

July 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Michael Says:

No, robert. Didn’t you get the memo? Making fun of Christians is ok. I’m not criticizing BYT for this, naturally. Just stating fact.

Making fun of Christians is ok.

Making fun of any other religious group (mainstream of course lest some snarkster mention libby’s recent posts on cults) is not ok.

And you can never make fun of Jews because they had the holocaust, even though those Orthodox ones are batshit crazy, and the liberal ones just want to be a part of a tradition but not follow any rules.

July 7, 2009 at 5:40 pm
not robert Robert Says:

I think this is going to be amazing. Amazing and gay. With skittles.

July 7, 2009 at 7:39 pm
not robert, or Robert, but Robb Says:

Jesus Camp was a hilarious movie… and a perfect theme for this weekend’s Summer Camp…

damn, i haven’t had skittles in ages… =/

July 8, 2009 at 3:55 am
Cale Says:

Fred Phelps may be a cunt, but he’s right, God does hate fags…

Leviticus 20:13
‘If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.’

July 8, 2009 at 5:03 pm
monstahz Says:

ha jesus camp awesome…..Esupah christians freak me out like those kids in that movie

RAPTOR JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS

July 9, 2009 at 10:19 am
Brandon Says:

All the girls love Raptor Jesus because he’s hung like this (It’s a visual joke…)

July 9, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Svetlana Says:

updates about capacity, weather, fun times etc can be found on our TWITTER.

so, follow us on here:
http://twitter.com/brightestyoung

July 11, 2009 at 8:37 am