SOLD OUT Spoon @ 9:30 Club
BYT Summer Camp 4th of July Edition: FAT CAMP (feat. FatBack DJs) @ Capitol Skyline Pool
by Svetlana
| July 4, 2009 | ||
| 12:00 pm |
GOD BLESS AMERICA, BYT has the pool for the 4th of July and we’re putting together a quaintly American theme to celebrate the birth of our nation: FAT CAMP.
What’s more American than pork products and obesity?!?!
Check out this heavyweight day we have planned for all you citizens, immigrants, and diplobrats alike. Maybe naked Betsy Ross will show up.
-Fatback DJs (who seriously throw the sweatiest party in DC, hands down)
-Presidential Physical Challenges
-Eating Contests
-Truffle shuffle Contests
-BACON FLAVORED surprises
-Sparklers
-Red, white and blue outfit contests and more.
-Maybe we’ll throw some guns in there too
-More stuff we’re still figuring out, just trust us
Get ready and start conditioning training now.
Still 10 bucks for the WHOLE DAY.
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funny you should ask… Jesus camp is July 11th……
June 29, 2009 at 12:12 pmWho is bringing the raptor masks for Jesus Camp?
June 29, 2009 at 12:14 pmI think you should do Prison Camp or Refugee Camp. How awesome would a ’see how long you can go without food or water’ contest or ’see who can smash all these rocks with a sledgehammer then pick up trash on the side of a freeway with leg shackles on’ contest be?!!! Think of the possibilities!!!!
Also good ideas:
Terrorist Camp
Concentration Camp (duh, it’s all about playing simon says, rubiks cube, and other mind bending games)
The gays are DJing Jesus Camp
June 29, 2009 at 12:31 pmmedieval camp. pretty please! facebook reveals all…check out the link below!
June 29, 2009 at 10:28 pmwell fuck. no link. just google “minnesota medieval camp facebook” and it’s the first result.
June 29, 2009 at 10:29 pmNeverland Camp, Disco Camp, Camp Crystal Lake, Delicious Booty Camp…
June 30, 2009 at 3:15 pmUhh, Boot Camp.
June 30, 2009 at 10:27 pmCan we see the fireworks from the party on the 4th??
July 1, 2009 at 12:53 pmthe party ends at 8
fireworks are schedule for 9:30
if you want to stay in the neighborhood and want to watch the fireworks, the adjacent tennis courts provide a clear line of vision
Are the $99 room specials available on the 4th?
Also, does the pool have a shower? Don’t want to smell like chlorine all night afterward…
July 1, 2009 at 1:26 pmyep 99 room specials are available
there are showers in the bathrooms adjacent to the pool.
and in the rooms too, naturally.
can you get beers at this thing?
July 1, 2009 at 1:36 pmassuming this is a joke question
July 1, 2009 at 1:37 pmCan’t you jerks move these things to Sunday or something?
July 1, 2009 at 1:44 pmHey remember last time you asked someone to move something and then flaked anyway, Michael?
July 1, 2009 at 2:58 pmNo, Dave, since that has never happened. It may happen tonight, but it has not happened yet.
ooooh. Face.
Intelligence Cmte.
July 1, 2009 at 3:02 pmAre there a limited number of people allowed in? Expecting to sell out early or anything on the 4th? I have a bunch of people to direct.
July 2, 2009 at 5:51 pmthere is plenty of room
July 2, 2009 at 10:24 pmCamp Recovery.
Jihad Rehab Camp.
Camp Kill Yourself.
All bright shiny gems.
July 3, 2009 at 3:00 pmIs there a link to pre-pay? I sent this out and have been bombed with questions. Are the rooms still avail? Do we have to say something to get the rate?
Quite a deal, well done.
July 3, 2009 at 6:19 pmno pre pay
get to the hotel
tell them you wnt the byt special rate
or just head to the pool
easy
when are you gonna do church camp?
June 29, 2009 at 11:58 am