Comedy Calendar
Monday, February 8th
- Dollar Movie Night: New Moon /A Serious Man @ Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse (6:30 pm)
CANCELLED DUE TO SNOW: Dressed to Dance Flamenco Festival @ The Corcoran (7:00 pm)- CANCELLED Mountains @ Bossa (8:00 pm)
- Deleted Scenes @ IOTA (8:30 pm)
- NO RULE (Cullen Stalin + Scottie B + Guests) @Metro Gallery (9:00 pm)
Tuesday, February 9th
- Jane Birkin in Concert @ Maison Francaise (8:00 pm)
- Film Screening: Alabama's Ghost @ The Warehouse (8:00 pm)
- Inlets/ City Folk @ DC9 (9:00 pm)
- C.U.N.T ft. Disposable Love & Ms. Money (LIVE!) w/ Gavin Holland @ Wonderland (9:00 pm)
Wednesday, February 10th
- To Haiti With Love Benefit @ Liv (5:00 pm)
- Bob Dylan / Blind Boys of Alabama @ The White House (5:15 pm)
- Structured Turbulence Exhibit Opening @ Hillyer (6:00 pm)
- NOTORIETY @ Chi Cha Lounge (6:30 pm)
- SOLD OUT - La Roux / Yes Giantess @ 9:30 Club (7:00 pm)
- Mortified DC's Annual Doomed Valentines Show @ Town (7:00 pm)
- Dr. John & The Lower 911 @ Birchmere (7:30 pm)
- BYT Year in Art: Spotlight : Call+Response Panel Discussion @ Hamiltonian (7:30 pm)
- Jane Birkin in Concert @ Maison Francaise (8:00 pm)
- ALL Gone Launch Party @ Commonwealth (8:00 pm)
- Pepi Ginsberg / PASH (Last Show EVER) @ Black Cat (9:00 pm)
- Delta Spirit/ Willowz SOLD OUT @ DC9 (9:00 pm)
- Comedy: Fresh Comics at Old Town Theater VA (9:30 pm)
Thursday, February 11th
- Int'l Wine and Food Festival Kickoff @ PS7 (6:00 pm)
- Film Screening: 3:10 To Yuma @ American Art Museum (6:30 pm)
- Goodie Mob Reunion @ 9:30 Club (7:00 pm)
- B.B. King / Buddy Guy @ Dar Constitution Hall (8:00 pm)
- Kisses and Cupid to Benefit Once Upon A Prom @ Napoleon (8:00 pm)
- 3RD Haiti Relief Benefit @ IOTA (8:00 pm)
- Title Tracks @ Black Cat (9:00 pm)
- Droppin Science @ Science Club (9:00 pm)
- Peach Pit Presents: "A 1990’s Valentine's Day Mixer" @ Dahlak (10:00 pm)
Friday, February 12th
- Int'l Wine and Food Festival Wine and Cheese Pairing @ The Washington Post (5:00 pm)
- Flavor Tripping: SweetHearts w/DJ Shea Van Horn @ EFN Lounge (5:00 pm)
- Film Screening: Niloofar @ Freer Sackler (7:00 pm)
- Al Green / The Whispers @ Dar Constitution Hall (8:00 pm)
- Hearts and Skulls Valentine's Holiday Party @ Capitol Skyline (8:00 pm)
- Hamiltonian & Fever Couture Present: Art of The Soul Exhibit Opening @ Busboys and Poets (8:00 pm)
- Wanda Jackson @ Black Cat (9:00 pm)
- Jacob's Ladder @ Green Lantern (9:00 pm)
- DC9 6 Year Anniversary – w/ Ebony Bones @ DC9 (duh) (9:00 pm)
- Int'l Wine and Food Festival Afterhours @ Poste (9:00 pm)
- LODA @ The Fridge (9:00 pm)
- She.Rex @ Chief Ike's (9:30 pm)
- Andy Kindler @ Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse (9:45 pm)
Saturday, February 13th
- The Power Of Chocolate @ The National Museum of American Indian (10:30 am)
- Film Screening: Chekhovian Motifs @ National Gallery of Art (12:30 pm)
- Activation 2719 Exhibit Opening @ 2719 13th Street NW (6:00 pm)
- Stussy & Stone's Throw Present: Dilla Day @ Stussy (6:00 pm)
- The Association / Keegan Corbey @ Birchmere (7:30 pm)
- Al Green / The Whispers @ Dar Constitution Hall (8:00 pm)
- Empty Time Exhibit Opening @ The Fridge (8:00 pm)
- Suns of Guns @ Black Cat (8:00 pm)
- Pet Parade @ Velvet Lounge (9:00 pm)
- Frederico Aubele @ IOTA (9:00 pm)
- Peppermint with DJ Milk & HEJ HEJ DJs @ The Hotel (9:30 pm)
- Anniething Goes @ Jimmy Valentine's (9:30 pm)
- Andy Kindler @ Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse (9:45 pm)
- Audiology @ Red Lounge (10:00 pm)
- Int'l Wine and Food Festival @ Ronald Reagan Building (all day)
- Cupcake Design Class @ Hello Cupcake (11:00 pm)
Sunday, February 14th
- The Power Of Chocolate @ The National Museum of American Indian (10:30 am)
DC Record Fair at the Black Cat!!! (12:00 pm)- Film Screening: Niloofar @ Freer Sackler (2:00 pm)
- Heartbreak Ball 2 Bboy + Bgirl Battle @ District Lounge (3:00 pm)
- Chad America's Valentine's Day Dance Party @ The Cat (9:00 pm)
Fatback Presents: Tender Loin @ Napoleon (10:00 pm)
Monday, February 15th
Kings of Convenience @ 930 Club (8:00 pm)- NO RULE (Cullen Stalin + Scottie B + Guests) @Metro Gallery (9:00 pm)
Tuesday, February 16th
- St. Jude Gourmet Gala @ National Building Museum (5:30 pm)
- Tortoise @ Black Cat (8:00 pm)
- Film Screening: Zombie vs. Mardi Gras @ The Warehouse (8:00 pm)
- The Beets @ Velvet Lounge (9:00 pm)
Wednesday, February 17th
- NOTORIETY @ Chi Cha Lounge (6:30 pm)
- The Growlers @ Black Cat (9:00 pm)
Thursday, February 18th
- Soundtrack of Our Lives @ House of Sweden (2:00 pm)
- ART BUZZ Trunk Show benefiting the DC Arts and Humanities Education Collaborative @ Teatro Holdini (6:00 pm)
BYT PresentS: Cruisin' A Party on A Boat (Feat. Beautiful Swimmers) @ Oddyssey (7:00 pm)- Soundtrack Of Our Lives @ Black Cat (8:00 pm)
- Laura Veirs @ IOTA (8:30 pm)
- Gangland Buries Its Own @ Velvet Lounge (9:00 pm)
- Droppin Science @ Science Club (9:00 pm)
- Maison @ Napoleon (9:30 pm)
Friday, February 19th
- New Rock Church Of Fire/ Greenland @ IOTA (9:00 pm)
- Todd Barry @ Arlington Cinema And Drafthouse (9:45 pm)
Saturday, February 20th
- Ravenous/ Daddy Lion/ Arden @ the Red and the Black (9:00 pm)
- Todd Barry @ Arlington Cinema And Drafthouse (9:45 pm)
- MIXTAPE @ RNR Hotel (10:00 pm)
Insiders Guide To The Bentzen Ball: Ian Mackaye, Halfsmokes, and Tips for Groupies
October 21, 2009 by Libby
Beyond Patton Oswalt (buy Tickets here) and Sarah Silverman (buy tickets here), The Bentzen Ball is deeper than the ‘96 Dream Team. For instance you might not know about……..
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FREE EVENT: Jesse Thorn Interviews Ian MacKaye
Special Taping of Jesse Thorn’s Sound of Young America at the Renaissance Washington
Saturday 10/24, 2:00pm – 4:00pm, doors at 1:00pm, Renaissance Washington Hotel
Join us for an afternoon taping of Jesse Thorn’s nationally-syndicated Sound of Young America radio program at the Renaissance Washington (999 Ninth Street NW)- Jesse will be interviewing dc legend Ian Mckaye
To get you in the mood, here’s is Todd Barry’s classic bit on Fugazi. Todd is doing a marathon 5 shows at the Ball, check the sched
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FREE EVENT: Open Mic @ Ben’s Chili Bowl
Comedians from Hollywood to College Park will be dropping in to the Ben’s Chili Bowl backroom for our FREE open mic throughout the festival. My guess is that with Howard Homecoming + regular starving late night drunks + Bentzen Ball performers will make Ben’s back room one hell of a party.
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FREE EVENT: Be A Groupie @ Washington Renaissance Hotel
The hotel lobby has a bar called Eclectic and a sports bar called American where one could stake out a bar stool- rumor has it if you’re wearing a pathetic or awesome outfit and have a 1/8 of weed you can have your pick of the litter.
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FREE EVENT: Be A Groupie @ Bohemian Caverns/Hominy Thursday
Rumor has it that the official afterparty for the 1st night of Bentzen Ball is at Bohemian caverns. Downstairs will be strictly VIP/Invite only but the main level is all about hitting on Chelsea Peretti and cornering Nick Offerman and making it count.
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Insider Tip: How to Feel OK About Spending Money on a Comedy Festival + Bonus Karma Points
A portion of the proceeds of the festival is being donated to the Walter Reed Hospital AND some of the comedians are doing a special, on-site, Saturday daytime show for the patients
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Insider Tip: Hot Merch Available Exclusively at Shows
We just got a giant pile of awesome Bentzen Ball t-shirts and super sweet posters which will be on sale exclusively at the venues during the festival. Get excited:


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Heartthrobs/ Must See Comedians:
Reggie Watts
http://www.reggiewatts.com/
Bentzen Ball Performances: Studio Theatre-Milton Theatre, Friday 10pm, HR 57-Jazz Room, Friday 7pm, Black Cat-Main Stage, Saturday 11pm, HR 57- Comedy Room, Saturday 7:30pm.
Seeing Reggie Watts is like going to a Hieroglyphics-comedy show. Combining looped vocals created live on stage with his unique brand of improvised comedy, Watts’ is a show definitely not to be missed by comedy or music fans alike. GET SERIOUS. This guys angle is ridiculous.
In his unique sets, Reggie’s subjects range from ancient history, technology, magic, spirit elves, dragons, mythology and theology to pop culture. The music incorporates hip-hop, trip-hop, 80’s pop alternative, nu-metal and classical opera, no two songs are ever the same. Reggie loves to disorientate and confuse people in the most entertaining way.
Ben Kronberg
http://www.myspace.com/benkronberg
Bentzen Ball Performances: Studio Theater, Thursday 7pm, Black Cat-Backstage, Friday 10pm, Studio Theater-Milton Theare, Saturday 7pm.
Ben Kronberg’s unique style blends clever one-liners and witty observations with catchy songs that he performs while playing instruments like the guitar, casio-keyboard, and loop-pedal. Much of his material has been inspired by girlfriends, who are now incidentally ex-girlfriends. Since his breakout performance in Aspen, Ben has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Last Call with Carson Daly. Ben has also appeared twice on ABC’s hit game show, Wipeout - one time as a normal contestant, and most recently in the All-Star Episode. He lost both times, but would still go back for a third helping of pain if asked. Ben currently resides in Los Angeles where he creates original content for the web and is starring in a stand-up comedy based pilot that is currently in production. He hopes writing about it doesn’t jinx it.
Think about it… farts are totally just food ghosts
Mary Lynn Rajskub
http://marylynnrocks.com/Welcome.html
Bentzen Ball Performances: Lincoln Theatre, Thursday, 8pm; Studio Theatre-Milton Theatre, Friday 8pm; Black Cat-Backstage, Friday 10pm; Black Cat-Back Stage, Saturday 7pm; The Studio Theatre-Stage Four, Saturday 10pm.
Mary Lynn Rajskub has established herself as a versatile and dynamic actress/writer/performer through impressive television and film roles as well as stand-out live performances. Her continuing fan-favorite role as computer genius Chloe O’Brian in FOX’s smash hit “24″ – even though she doesn’t know jack about technology in RL.
Steve Agee
http://www.myspace.com/steveagee
Bentzen Ball Performances: The Studio Theatre-Milton Theatre, Thursday 10pm, Bohemian Caverns-LIV, Thursday 7pm, Black Cat-Backstage, Friday 10pm, HR 57-Jazz Room, Friday 7pm, Studio Theater, Saturday-Milton Theatre 9:30pm, 9:30 Club, Sunday 8pm.
Steve was born in Riverside, California. Fast forward about 30 years past all the childhood and young adulthood bullshit. Now Steve is an actor, comedian and writer who appears on the Sarah Silverman Program. He has like 1 million Twitter followers and had the grossest thing happen to him……
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+ california tortilla coupons at all merch tables

For more festival ticketing info, including festival value packs check out http://www.bentzenball.com/tickets/
(BONUS: if you buy your presale before noon today, you get $75 zip car gift certificate. Score)
For all things comedy festival related: http://www.bentzenball.com/

Also, everyone can get a PDF of the program here: http://www.divshare.com/download/8980563-ae0
October 21, 2009 at 3:04 pmMy hat makes it look like I have a killer mullet on that shirt.
I’ll buy nine.
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I love Ian Mackaye.
Pumped for the Ball.
Everyone come to the Bohevian Caverns show with Jen Kirkman on thursday at 7. It’ll be swell.
October 21, 2009 at 9:20 am