(hit play before reading)
Hey Sailor!
All aboard with BYT for an epic adventure on the high seas! Hop on the majestic Odyssey cruise ship on the Potomac for your 3 hour boat party complete with disco music provided by Beautiful Swimmers (get it?), captain hats (ironic or not? you decide), free food, all the finalists for the “Best Dressed List DC” contest, as this will be the special awards party for them, and eye patches. Let’s party on a boat.
Cruise on.
Yes, this is actually the boat:

You definitely want to be on it.
The first event will take place Thursday, February 11th from 8 to 11pm (boarding from 7 to 8pm, don’t be late, the boat is metro accessible too! Directions here.)
Normally this is $140 but we told them you’re all poor so they’re doing a reduced $25 ticket price with free appetizers and a cash bar. For real.
Buy tickets NOW (presale only).
Inspirational imagery:







God loves a cheerful giver.

the link to buy tickets isn't working for me
it should be fixed now: http://bytcruisin.eventbrite.com/
um...will it be heated?
You had me until "disco"
yes, it is a luxury boat-heated and everything
Cale and his boy-pal are ripped. Can I sit at their table?
the 'Hit play before reading' cracked me up.
do you have to be a certain age to attend?
will this be like nye?
it is 21+
Can there be a party boat/cruise during the summer? Maybe play some yacht rock? Please and thank you
yes, this is just the first one. though frankly, you won't want to miss any of them
Soooooooo fired up
oooo Me Likey!! In there like swimwear!!
What, no Samberg/T-Pain linkage?