Brightest Young Things

HI!!!!!!  Do you like to party???

THURSDAY

Go read Time Traveler: A Scientist's Personal Mission to Make Time Travel a Reality by Ronald Mallett, build a time machine, and go back to Wed night to see the Air Sex Championships at The Hotel (it was just as terrible and awesome as you would imagine), remember to Tivo Top Chef Masters, and buy non sold out Jenny Lewis/Deer Tick tickets or Avett Bros tickets.  Once you realize your time machine doesn't work because it can only take you as far back as when the machine itself was first invented, go with plan B:

Free movies:

Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah @ Hirshhorn
The Princess Bride @ Tingey Plaza

Free food/wine:

To celebrate tonight's grand opening, Bistro Bistro B is hosting a free buffet with free wine from 6-10pm.

Under the radar shows:

Mika Miko / The Strange Boys @ Comet
Holly Miranda @ IOTA

Shorts:

SHORTS @ Asylum

Trousers:

Fatback Presents: Dope Classics @ ST.EX

You also might want to check out Elvis Costello @ Wolf Trap, but be warned, it looks like he'll mostly be doing stuff from his supposedly awful new album.  Then again, you can say you saw Elvis Costello before he died.  And sometimes that's all that matters.

FRIDAY

You went out Thur, you're going to head to BYT Summer Camp Week 3: Pipe Camp pretty early Sat, so let's do something low key. Some ideas:

1. Catch up on the Shitshow (what in the heckles will Roped do next???!!!)

2. Work on a homemade bong for Pipe Camp - most ridiculous one wins a DVD of Wet Hot American Summer plus some free Summer Camp passes or something.

3. Actually get that renter's insurance you keep thinking about getting.

4. Father's Day gift shopping.  According to Amazon, he wants a Kindle!!

5. Check out this rock poster art show at Civilian

6. Check out the mellow awesomeness that is Bill Callahan (aka Smog) at The Cat

SATURDAY

BYT SUMMER CAMP WEEK #3: PIPE CAMP

Look, I know what you're thinking.  How can I trust this guy?  He's throwing the event, he just wants my $10.

But you're wrong.  Dead wrong, mother trucker.

I care about you.  I want your life to be as enjoyable as possible.  And BYT Summer Camp can make that happen.  That's a 100% Cale Guarantee.  Even if the weather turns out to be a little shitty, it doesn't matter.  It is the best idea we ever had.

Plus I bought some new really great inflatables to play with including a dragon!!!!

Pipe Camp is from noon-8pm so that gives you plenty of time to come, take a swim, braid some hair, listen to good DJs, enter the double dutch competition, smoke your bubble pipe, go home, clean up, wax your chest, and head out to the pride parties, like this one @ Hirshhorn or this one @ The Warehouse.  Homophobes are gay.

SUNDAY

After reminiscing about all the joyous Pipe Camp memories, it's Netflix time.

Here is your guide: http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/movies/one-second-movie-reviews-part-9/