2010 is being born tonight. What is this baby gonna go?

Thurday: Labor Pains

If you aren’t together enough to have one of our tickets, or be an awesome Gay, then you should go to the Mall and swim in the Reflecting Pool. Hypothermia can cause epiphanies.

Friday: Incubator

take the newborn into the cruel world. exposing it to the elements makes their immune system strong and …i dunno.  anyway, there is a fez and mustache fiesta at dc9 and ian svenonius is guesting at sorted and black dynamite madness strikes and some other stuff. figure it out, this baby is still hungover from the prenatal alcohol intake

Saturday: Teething

It will hurt but it will hopefully be worth it.

Stuart Lupton retrospectives his fruitful life at rnr hotel. gays all go dancing (Again) at the Black Cat. lots of non gay dancing options on the calendar as well.

Sunday: Crawling

Actually, if you can even feel your feet by now-you’re in great shape. Tonight is the non sold out Gogol Bordello show and The Cat starts their awesome drink-and-a-movie series. Patrick Swayze 4evah.

TELL US WHAT WE MISSED.

AND HAPPY NEW DECADE.