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Brightest Young Things


When I was 17 years old and a senior in (math & science) high school (not in America), "Can't Hardly Wait" pretty much summed up what I imagined being a senior in high school in America was like and I REALLY wanted in on that "scene". My life was fine and well adjusted and everyone I went to school with was more or less happy and bound for college and some form of success (in Serbia they weed out the riff raff pretty early on) but I wanted big, sloppy parties, beefy jerks to jerk me around, sensitive boys to be sensitive about me, keg stands, Pearl Jam tickets, bad decisions and those built-in bra tank tops Jennifer Love Hewitt wore around which I knew you could buy at the Gap, if ONLY THERE WAS A GAP where you lived. Oh man, how I envied people with The Gap in their proximity.

I probably even liked Smash Mouth because they had that song in the movie.
You know the song.
This song:

I think I still kinda like it.
What that proves is that while you could chalk some stuff to being young and impressionable once, you can still use the same excuse a decade later. Never forget.

Today is the Past
Tomorrow is the Future
TONIGHT IS THE PARTY

THURSDAY
TONIGHT:
The Kills and the newly improved Horrors are in town.
Afrika Bambaataa and Redbull are asking you out to party and there is a show at the House of Sweden by someone named Salem, whom I know nothing about aside from the fact that he looks like a gay harlequin ballet dancer so I think that should be recommendation enough.

If all else fails-Fatback boys are at ST.EX tonight with Dope classics, featuring, well, just that (which, in my mind is a lot of Crystal Waters, but you never know).

+++++++++++++
also-you ARE too good for Jennifer Love Hewitt. TRUST ME.

FRIDAY
There is a super cool exhibit opening (feat. Erick Jacksons' of the Apes art) @ Civilian Art Projects so do that early.
Then-2 things: all the boys you know (and all those girls who want to get with all the boys you know) will want to go to the US Royalty/Cut of Your Hands show @ The Cat and all the girls will want to go to the Pandahead preview party @ Comet (bonus: hear St.Vincent's album early on as we're hosting an exclusive listening party in the pre-hours).
Split the difference.

If all else fails: Disco city AND Moneytown are both back on tonight.

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Denise: Look in the mirror! You're WHITE!

SATURDAY
Wish Jason Bond Pratt who built this BYT fort for me and us to all sit in 2+ years a go with his magical coding/web developing skills a very happy birthday.

THEN:
shop
listen
dance
and repeat with following alternatives:

shop
listen
dance
and repeat.

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Denise: Just so you know, judging from my little experience, I kind of believe in fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
Preston: Especially in your case. I'm sorry. You gave that to me, I just had to take it. Take care. Peace out, G!

SUNDAY
Man Man up and/or wear a dress to Wonderland.

 

God loves a cheerful giver.

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3 years ago Michael said

I'm going to see how many medium-sized animals I can slaughter with a 30-30 this weekend, so happy birthday in advance, Jason.

3 years ago Pat said

True Story: I saw Jen L. Hewitt at a tapas restaurant in LA last week. Her eyes were smothered in charcoal gray make up and she had a built-in bra tank top to match. She looked crazy.

3 years ago matt said

jesus rides besides me, never buys any smokes

3 years ago dan said

i've seen barry manilow in concert multiple times

3 years ago jason said

Best BWB intro ever, amazing.

My friend from college/NYC just emailed me:

"...do I see something on Pretty Young Things about celebrating your birthday Saturday night??"

SCORE. Thank you Svetlana, it's been fun

3 years ago Svetlana said

i heard that song is about a dog.

3 years ago tonight @ sollys ($5) said

TONIGHT!!! The Never (nc) + Vox Pop (dc) + Pearl and the Beard (nyc) + Dinosaur Feathers (nyc) ONLY $5!!! 21+ Doors at 7:30pm....come on guys and gals...this show should be packed if it were based on cheap door covers alone!

3 years ago chad said

hey michael, you know that fresh meat can be a good "new baby" gift, right?

3 years ago Michael said

Chad you don't want your baby to be a cannibal do you?

3 years ago Chris said

Journey to the End of the Night - Saturday May 2nd

A Race/Chase through the streets of D.C.

More info at: www.survivedc.com

3 years ago Doctor No said

When is BYT going to seriously crash Gold Cup? I smell blood and subversion

Happy Birthday Jason!

3 years ago Svetlana said

also-amelie is playing at E street at midnight tonight (Friday) AND tomorrow (Saturday) night

3 years ago Roger said

The Dance Party and Ludacris are playing a stadium in College Park tonight.

3 years ago chad said

michael, i might. what exactly are you hunting?

3 years ago JB said

also TONIGHT (saturday) is the last Rad! party EVER

feat Will Eastman, Simi & Anicet

we're leaving the country so come say bye!

@ 9.30 club back bar, 10pm-3am, 21+, 5 bucks

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